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local idiot • he/him • 私の日本語は恐ろしいです•

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
It looks like George Washington is dating Chappel Roan
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
i need the vape that has a tamagotchi that dies if you don’t vape enough
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
sick high beams bro do you wanna see an unregistered firearm
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
feeling like him
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
after giving a very impassioned speech about how melee won’t die and he won’t stop coinbox yesterday, he announced he’s stopping melee coinbox anymore in lieu of trying to get ult coinbox licensed by nintendo, forgetting that nintendo will probably deny it because it’s backed by a crypto exchange
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
call for WHAT
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
important meeting
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
i guess we already colonized it
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
reskeet with your favorite meme you ever made
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
i wonder what carl did
a google maps screenshot of carlsbad, new mexico
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
threads seems very cool for aging millennials with deathly hallows tattoos that fantasize about turning pete buttigieg straight
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
i thought the point of shrek was that not even the richest short king is safe from being out-rizzed by a 7 foot tall swamp cryptid
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
harsh but the world needed to hear it
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person of wife experience @femiurge.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
reskeet to scare a mod
crackers
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
nick seems chill
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
・ *゚   ・ ゚* ・。 *・。 *.。 。・ °*. ゚。 𝒻𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒶𝓃𝓎𝓁 𝒶𝓉 𝒶 𝒸𝑜𝓅 ゚*. 。。 ・ 。 ・゚ 。°*. 。*・。
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
elon flexing ‘peak user seconds’ in a desperate bid for advertisers yesterday then attempting to hard cap daily app usage today is what does it for me like it’s just so fundamentally stupid
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 26/05/2023
idk i think it could use some more pepperoni
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
go follow my boy @nilpholan.bsky.social if u like video game docs that make the kids go crazy
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
brazilian coffee hits different
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
it’s called self-help
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
yeah i’m fucking gaming
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
i thought the two Ls stood for how many Ls you take when the cool kids on the hike roast you for not wearing patagonia
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
rly makes u think
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
jimmy fallon strikes me as someone who pisses on the bathroom key at his favorite midtown starbucks
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
how come when i show up drunk at work i’m “ruining my life” but when jimmy fallon does it he gets an emmy? fucked up.
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
where some of y’all mfs live
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
spread some cheese on this broke cracker, so to speak
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
fuckin hate that kanye became fash like sometimes i just wanna listen to lift off guilt free yknow
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
totk deadass is the best zelda i’ve played in years nintendo can still feltch me gonna homebrew my fiancés switch out of spite
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
wild experience being seven years old and watching a hippo muck spray a random family of four from the other side of the exhibit
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
one time when i was a kid, my grandma took me to this crackheaded zoo that had a footpath behind the hippo exhibit, separated from the hippos maybe a 4 ft tall wall. the hippos used this area to shit. idk if you know how hippos shit but this was unironically the sign they had up on that path
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
it's actually the final ganon form in zelda
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
i would fist fight my own mother for more invites
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
love when my cat runs onto my coffee table at mach 5, bringing her favorite toy because she wants to play
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
been playing this shit for over week. how did i just now notice the shrines are fucking goatse?
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
more graffiti like this pls
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
“the game theory dweeb has a broadway show”
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
goated youtube thumbnail, no notes
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
coming to terms with the devastating fact that i’m a long pisser
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
why not
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
fit check
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
can i at least get a vice doc ?
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
i free solo’d a parking garage drunk on a bet once, where’s my documentary nat geo???
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𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 @rivers.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
“big bird cloaca pics, real”
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