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River Odder

@riverodder.bsky.social
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Jack of many trades. Hoping for the best. Been around the block. Courtesy is appreciated. Consent is Paramount. 🦦🔞🤙🏼🛡️ "I stand corrected."

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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
72 hours of no call - no show means you have fired yourself.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
*4-1/2 hours and 17 edges later*
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It looks like there are no hills between Hanover and Boston. If the attack on Boston was from ships in the bay, the sound source would have been even closer. Some atmospheric conditions also may have improved the conduction of sound waves. Less background noise? Travel time =/= direct distance.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“Are”?? There can only be one…
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Bozo The Clown: Vintage Kids Show
ALT: Bozo The Clown: Vintage Kids Show
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Disco Ball Animation
ALT: Disco Ball Animation
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Rocky Horror Picture Show and ?
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scubapopeye.bsky.social @scubapopeye.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This is for my friends and followers in the LGBTQ + community. I will always have your back no matter what. I see you, I love you and you deserve respect and love. Never let anyone disrespect you. I know pride month is over but it needs to be celebrated every day! ❤️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I have had that before… 😞
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
*tactical mind says* “It’s different… shoot it down!”
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Absolutely
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I would mute you so hard you would sound like Charlie Brown’s teacher!!
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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Now that pride month is over, I was ready to begin wrath month, but with this heat, I propose we switch it to sloth month
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cclark557.bsky.social @cclark557.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Learned recently that you can request a woman driver.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Absolutely call 911. There IS regulation against it!
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It looks good on you!
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
“Well, listen Buster, you better start to move your feet!”
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I think you underestimate yourself
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Holding out for the autographed photo of Dixie?
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Estelle Reiner: I'll Have What She's Having
ALT: Estelle Reiner: I'll Have What She's Having
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I have a doctor you need to meet! m.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ-1...
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They Might Be Giants - Doctor Worm
YouTube video by Radial by The Orchard
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
At least Spinal Tap did it unintentionally.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Vibrator? She must be using it on her sore neck muscles. … right?
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
also… “Rawr!!”
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Bettie Page in Dreamtravel
ALT: Bettie Page in Dreamtravel
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This would be a great profile picture!
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I don’t think he was cognitively capable of doing the job in 2016. He does not seem to have enough cerebral neural paths for it.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Also, thank you for your service. Not just in the military, but in the world. Thank you.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Buys a new car because he can’t find the keys? “Have you looked in the doorknob?”
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Drop a Kumbacha scobi in there and you will be set!
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Look up Kessler Syndrome. Seeing the gains without seeing the losses is privileged thinking. How much did he put into that campaign? What kind of background check did he or this dodgy guys get? On the bright side, thw Ford Pinto no longer claims the title of Firey Death Box.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Is there a way to hear your music?
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
There is a trilogy called The Miocene Arrow with a similar mechanism. I think the first book is Souls in the Great Machine.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
*saved meme*
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
“The sarcasm is strong in this one…”
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Yoda's Serious Gaze in Star Wars
ALT: Yoda's Serious Gaze in Star Wars
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Yesterday. I did this yesterday.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
“Requísat en urina”
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
How people who never use the Discover Feed see me as I comment on their skeet which has breeched containment.
A ragged looking man in outlandish garb: Robin Williams in his role in the 90s movie Jumanji has him wearing a turtle shell helmet, broad shiny leaves as a cloak, with long hair and huge shaggy beard.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
If you are in the Discover feed, you won’t get everything From your friends. There should be a tan next to Discover labeled Following. Try that one.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It seems that pre industrial nails were often reused when the wood went bad. But nails used in doors had an extra step: Cinching. The nails were long enough to stick through the back of the door and were bent over, preventing them from pulling out because of all the use. No reuse after that, dead
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Pardon me… Goddess Morning!
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
God morning.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Skeets like these show me that BlueSky is not dead, it has just forgotten the old euphemisms.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Nailed it, apparently.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Is it written?
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Of course he’s a SPURS fan They got him out of going to Vietnam
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Happy 6/9 to all those who celebrate. Have a nice 😎 day.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The Dukes of Hadarach?
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
It seems that I still cannot post a photograph, so I will need to use a thousand words. 1) Lovely 2) Interesting 3) Compassionate 4) Obstinate 5) Reticulated 6) Relaxing 7) Tranquil 8) Scenic 9) Alpine 10) Pelagic 11) Blossoming 12) Parangaracuteremiquiero 13) Coven 14) Fortnight 15) Inclusive 16)
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WomenWarriors @womenwarriors.com · 07/06/2026
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy Birthday, Lovely Woman!
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Featuring the lovely Lisa Lupner.
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