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Cris

@ristophe.bsky.social
2.9K followers 991 following 25K posts

Gamer, garderner and general nerd. Lover of most things cooking, plant or video game related. Just trying to make people smile with my ramblings. Wannabe meditation and yoga dude. DMs open to nice folk...🏳️‍🌈🎮🍽🍻🪴🧘‍♂️👬 York, UK www.twitch.tv/ristophe

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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 1h
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Slap In The Face
ALT: Slap In The Face
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 1h
🤣
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 1h
Oh, and I suppose the coffee machine will just descale itself??
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 2h
😏
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 2h
Oh i fell...heyalp!
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 2h
I assumed you were calling me a slut
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 2h
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 2h
Is that a typo?
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 3h
Ooo you show off!
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 3h
I feel a duvet day coming on
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 3h
Climb aboard!
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 3h
The dog is gonna have to learn to walk itself
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 3h
Oh ill be choking them down
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 3h
Is that a request?
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 3h
Oh yeh baby. Unload me
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 3h
Im gonna autumn my tits off
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 3h
Oh im so ready
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 3h
Mwah xx
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 3h
So ready to receive my free weekend with no plans
I fucking love it
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 4h
Dont spoil it
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 4h
Definitely the Bluetooth™️ symbol and a raisin
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 13h
Nanight all. Thanks ever so Xx
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 13h
I take this as a massive compliment
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 13h
Im still very much a card user. I dunno why, I just trust it more
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 13h
I cant unsee it. Please bleach my eyes
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I honestly cant remember what the hell i could've bought for that one
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not enough
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Its still there, just calmed down thanks to drugs (like me)
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ive never felt more seen by anything
Cris' life on amazon
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh hes always such a knobhead
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Im actually both
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There must be something in the air
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fill it with coffee and bring it to me
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh im well up for that Mario 😉
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I could go off you
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But im still only 21
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🙏
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Soz everyone. Past Cris made some choices...
Hungover on a school day
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Definitely chocolate orange (same situation)
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Aggravated x
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Banana *trips*
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jamie, I did say shuddup
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I may have had a few too many beers on a school night, so once again, everyone can shuddup x
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think id end up eating it like a yoghurt
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
LOVE this
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ive heard only good things
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am constantly slathered
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thats your answer to everything
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She could also be on Judge Judy
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