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@andyukb.bsky.social
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36. UK. Music. TV. Books. Gamer. Horror. Criminology student. Runner. Survived a trip to Cosmo buffet. Be cool. Don't be all, like, uncool. He/him 🏳️‍🌈 Letterboxd: boxd.it/3nHq1 Serializd: srlzd.com/u/Andyukb

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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
First day at school went well. ✌️🧑‍🏫
Me stood in front of a University of Birmingham sign
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This country should be ASHAMED of itself.
Album chart Carly Rae Jepsen - Day and Night at number 86
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was going to order a takeaway, but only the shit ones are open. A bottle of wine is good for a late night dinner, right?
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Home alone for the next FOUR nights. I wonder what trouble I can get myself into? (Eating far too many snacks and doing far too much gaming 🥳).
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Journeying too AND from Blackpool today. It'll consist of a three hour drive there and then a stop at Liverpool on the way back where I'll catch a train home. It's going to be a looooong day.
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The only thing I think about when I hear a certain new song...
youtu.be
30 Rock: "Cleveland, Hello"
YouTube video by Johnny Paulhus
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A pleasure, as always 🫶. Even if he does constantly threaten to beat me up.
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
HIYA
SANTA
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah, I'm a fan.
Sugababes - Ghost
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Start studying for my master's next week and the reading list is 🫪.
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September half marathon ✅. Just about found the motivation to get this done. Surprisingly warm and humid. I feel like I need to drink a whole reservoir worth of water now. Stand out song was Amalfi Coast - Carly Rae Jepsen 🎶
Stats from Strava. Distance 21.21km. pace 4:34 per km. Time 1 hour and 36 minutesSelfie
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gooooood morning 🌞
Selfie. Blinding sun in the background
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Resident Evil is an excellent time. Much fun.
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Monday run ✅. Absolutely gorgeous afternoon! I wanted to do a little bit more, but it was nearly school kick out time and I could not be bothered with dodging the little buggers. Stand out song was Burning Heart - Carly Rae Jepsen 🎶
Stats from Strava. Distance 10.16 km. Pace 4:17 per km. Time 43 minutes and 34 secondsSelfie. Smiling stood on a dirt path. It is sunny
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have a feeling my watch might not be counting calories burnt correctly. Yeah, I'm aware my heart rate is sexy 😏.
Picture of a watch face.

Says I've done 2,198 steps and burnt 7,652 calories. Heart rate 69 hashtag ladsladsladslads
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saturdeeeeeee.
Bethenny Frankel slamming wine.
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Strictly notes: Josh needs to tone down his laugh, but otherwise great. Johannes, no notes. Emma needs to up her energy levels, but otherwise a safe pair of hands. Very hopeful.
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wanna be good, I wanna be bad, I wanna have fun, I wanna feel desperate 🎶.
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
TRAIN.
Me looking tired on train
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Collecting Nottingham gays like they're Pokémon. @henribus.eurosky.social
Me & @Nichol in a pub with pints #lads
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Listened to an Orville Peck album for the first time today and you know what, he's pretty good.
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Went to Nottingham to see Robin Hood, oh and some gays were there too.
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Night side of the Carly Rae album is KILLER.
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy Carly Rae Jepsen AND Miley Cyrus AND Tove Lo day to all who celebrate. We are truly blessed.
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Got my hair did and then went for a run. Stand out song was Stretch (Initial Talk Remix) - Louise 🎶
Stats from Strava. Distance 10.15 km. Pace 4:26 per km. Time 45 minutes and 1 secondSelfie. Me pointing at my head to indicate I have slightly shorter hair than yesterday
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Had a dream about Robbie Williams last night. I don't remember the context, but I've woken up with 'Something Beautiful' going around my head and it's fucking annoying.
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Once again, you find Andy having just woken up from a poorly timed nap.
Sleepy Andy
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We're actually getting a GOOD Resident Evil movie 🤯.
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wednesday run ✅. A bit windy, but it felt good. I think I've finally gotten over whatever was up with me last week 🥳. Stand out song was Throb (Morales Badyard Club Mix) - Janet Jackson 🎶
Stats from Strava. Distance 10.17 km. Pace 4:21 per km. Time 44 minutes and 10 secondsSelfie
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I slept all through the night without waking up once 🤯. I didn't even know that was possible.
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When people post pictures of their dogs, I hope they tell them of all the likes they're getting 🥹.
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Did some London tourism shit via the Race Across the World experience. This is us signing the book and followed by some stats we got sent. Other pictures were taken, but hashtag spoilers. Home now with a large amount of meat being delivered to our door.
Me and Rich sat at a table. Rich is singing a book.Position: Top 9%

Compared to other teams on this trail you:

Did less work tasks, trail average of 2.6
Ended with less budget, trail average of £16.8
Had less incorrect answers, trail average of 3.5
Used less hints, trail average of 2.3
Used less lost directions, trail average of 0.4
Had shorter breaks at the rest stops
Were faster than the average trail duration
Your team racer type is:

Speed Runners
Born Racers, you sped to the finish line in a time that puts you in the fastest 10% of teams ever to have raced.
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Being a good gay boy and finally seeing this 🚢.
Criterion Theatre entrance - Titanique
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just enough time for a quick 5k this morning. Still feeling a bit tired from being ill, but that was the best I've felt all week. Getting there! Stand out song was Ashes (Steve Aoki Deadpool Demix) - Céline Dion 🎶
Stats from Strava. Distance 5.08 km. Pace 4:16 per km. Time 21 minutes and 40 secondsSelfie. Stood on grass and smiling
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
11 years ago me and the other half went on our first date! It took him until December of that year to come to his senses and agree to a second one. I, of course, knew right away his life would be miserable without me so I just kept on asking... or I just had fuck all else going on 🤷.
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Good evening. Sleepy, but wine.
Me holding a glass of white eine
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Good morning. Sleepy, but sunny 🌞.
Selfie, sun blindingly bright behind me
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I shouldn't be excited to see Ramona Singer back on my TV because she's AWFUL, yet I cannot fucking wait.
deadline.com
‘The Golden Life’ Season 1 Cast Photos, Trailer & Premiere Date Set At E!
E! has released the trailer for The Golden Life and set the premiere date for Tuesday, October 20 at 10 p.m. ET with a special 90-minute episode.
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Still feeling rough so super happy that I managed to force a 30 minute run in. Struggled towards the end, but felt better than Monday. Stand out song was Touch Touch - Haute & Freddy 🎶
Stats from Strava. Distance 7.06 km. Pace 4:25 per km. Time 31 minutes and 14 secondsSelfie. Slightly grimacing
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Won £3 on the Lotto last night. Sugar daddy era incoming 🤑.
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just took in a parcel for next door that has an age verification and a battery warning on it 👀.
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Kinda want to watch the new Gal Gadot movie, but ironically. Obviously.
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The feeling of illness has prompted the return of the long pyjama bottoms.
Selfie. No top. Long pyjama bottoms
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Afternoon. I'm this close 🤏 to ringing the plague bell. Pray for me.
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Pizza for dinner? On a Monday night? Who the hell do I think I am?
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Monday run ✅. Planned 10km ❌. Legs felt heavy, not much energy. I'm not going to blame the late night snacking on crisps and sweets, there's no way that can be it. Stand out song was Mis-Shapes - Pulp 🎶
Stats from Strava. Distance 5.11 km. Pace 4:19 per km. Time 22 minutes and 7 secondsSelfie, thumbs down
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Andy @andyukb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Baked a cake! It's a lemon and lime drizzle cake. There's the juice and zest of 3 lemons AND 3 limes in there. So it's nice and tarty... just like the baker 😉.
Lemon and lime drizzle cake
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