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☠️ClickRisky

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🔞 Game Dev & Writer of Smut ❤️‍🔥 💀 Professional Bodysnatcher ⚰️ he/it - 32 - NSFW Seal Bearer of. . . @MrWifely.bsky.social

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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 11h
I have to stress that I live in a little blue dot in a big red ocean and as recently as after his 2024 election victory we had very white, very old, very religious pro-trump marches. Hence the Christian nationalist symbolism of the billboard art. This is just getting fuckin' wild at this point.
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 11h
I just saw a new political billboard in my town and I must describe it Schoolhouse Rock type art style, the words "Use Your Vote" Uncle Sam holding out a glowing cross like Van Helsing Against a big count chocula style vampire with MAGA written on his cloak, he's cowering in front of the cross.
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 15h
Artificial Intelligence Super Intelligence Intelligence 64 Intelligence Cube Aii
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 30/09/2026
The Tenchu series falloff is kinda like what would've happened if Pikmin became a global sensation right before Windwaker got a cold reception causing Nintendo to toss Zelda in that bin where they keep Metroid and Starfox. Then later when they designed BOTW, it would've been about herding koroks.
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 30/09/2026
I also messed around with Xenia a bit and lemme tell you, Tenchu Z has never been so 1080p 60fps in its life Shame it's been stuck on the 360, very underappreciated game for its time but FromSoft doesn't seem interested in Tenchu anymore.
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 30/09/2026
Did a side-by-side of the virtuous mission in MGS3-HD on rpcs3 and on original hardware Happy to announce it works great, by which I mean it laggs in all the same places. The emulation wizards have done it again 👍🌟
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 29/09/2026
Fantasy plot about an evil wizard collecting dark crystals Everyone is terrified of what magic he's trying to conjure He just wants to invent sunglasses
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 29/09/2026
It's a very cold morning and unfortunately my toddler isn't interested in playing with the PS3 for the first time this week 😂
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 29/09/2026
What Glados doesn't tell you is that the 4000 degrees kelvin melting pit is heated by a PS3 exhaust vent
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 28/09/2026
big words from a man that showed up 3 hours late and only had wood chips to feed the meter with
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 28/09/2026
"If you have no respect for your parking space, you have already left!" -Miyamoto Musashi
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 28/09/2026
It's almost this triangle-shaped thing where everything flows up from the (player)base and collects in one place at the top but being popular could put YOU up there Like if you could give a triangle a third dimension that might be a better analogy, something like that but I dunno what you'd call it
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 28/09/2026
Also FIVEM mods cost hundreds of dollars because the whole scene is a grift where you don't sell to the players you sell to server admins and then give them a green light to earn from players on their servers with subscriptions, priority slots, boosters or whatever. Each one an upward micro-economy
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 28/09/2026
This is from some statement Rockstar put out preemptively to warn people off of modding GTA6 without their official approval (since they sell those mods for literally hundreds of dollars on FIVEM, which they bought out) I joke because my real feelings on this are not publicly expressable. 😇
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 28/09/2026
GTA6 LUCIA: "I love bananas" MOD LUCIA: "I hate bananas" ROCKSTAR: "Yes hello, POLICE?"
Respect Our Games. Rockstar Games creates unique worlds, characters, and stories, which form the official continuity of our games. Like all creators, we have the right to set limits on how others can use our games and brand.

Do not expand or modify Rockstar Games’ official storylines, plots, missions, characters, or other elements of our established continuity.
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 28/09/2026
just because I ate the last regular size bag of donuts by myself doesn't mean you get to start calling the bigger bag "sharing size" and call me out like that man come on
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 23/09/2026
can't we just tell the president that online gambling causes white men to have whiskey dick or something it's not like he'd fact check it
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 22/09/2026
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Fuck Microsoft
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 19/09/2026
"Yeah I know these things are just gonna keep getting better over the next century but they can just program them to be shittier than they ever were, it's fine."
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 19/09/2026
Oh yeah I'm not actually bothered about it, seems fitting for this kind of project to never really be finished. It just gave me a big chuckle because I had to do a double-take after seeing "release date 2015" next to an early access notice 😂
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 19/09/2026
Probably gonna pick up BeamNG so the kid and I can crash the cars instead of watching poorly edited YouTube videos of people crashing the cars. But also, 11 years in early access seems like it should be some kind of crime? Like GTA V was only 2 years old when people started accessing BeamNG early.
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 19/09/2026
Zelda logo font that reads: "So rich even my cheese is breaded, mozzarella sticks"

These are lyrics from my favorite YoungScrolls album.
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 18/09/2026
HE ASKED ME TO PLAY LEGO STAR WARS COMPLETE SAGA WITH HIM IT'S HAPPENING, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Fullmetal Alchemist: Major Armstrong's Proud Tears
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 18/09/2026
Whew, dodged a bullet for now. He saw my copy of Enter the Dragonfly but didn't ask me about it
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Airplane Movie Sweating Man Reaction
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 18/09/2026
My kid wanted to try out the 'old spyro' on my PS3 (so prouda him) and we just had the weirdest bug in Spyro 2 The audio got wonky in the cutscene coming out of Glimmer and Hunter kept repeating "Torch Ripto! Torch Ripto!" over Elora's dialogue until the audio cut out entirely We agree with Hunter
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 18/09/2026
what do you call two cel-shaded faces overlapping dbz-fighting
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 18/09/2026
Cel-shading is when you shade Cell like in the anime
Cell from Dragonball Z: Three frames, the left is a flat-colored drawing of Cell labeled "Cell". The middle frame is Cell but he has been soft-shaded, it is labeled "Cell (shaded)". The last frame of Cell is a recreation of the Cel-shaded style of the Dragonball Z anime and is labeled "Cel-shaded"

p.s. I didn't draw the line-art I just colored it for this because I couldn't find a good example of Cell without any shading.
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 18/09/2026
"Imagine the power of a remote data center at your workstation" Yeah that's cool and all but do I have to use it for uhh, "data"? I just want you to jack me into that LucasFilm renderfarm c. 2004, thanks. I promise not to use more compute than it takes to render a JarJar if you don't tell anybody
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 18/09/2026
The number of lost sales from people who said the words, "But I just want a One, I don't know what a One S does and I'm not paying for a One X" That's a statistic I'd love to see somehow.
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 18/09/2026
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON "XBOX ONE" "ONE S" "ONE X" X ONE S ONE X S S X ONE X S ONE X ONE ONE S ONE X You wanna talk about how the Wii U confused consumers, that's valid as hell, but I never hear about how the silent shift from ONE to *only* manufacturing/shipping ONE S / X confused people.
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 18/09/2026
Launch price was $99 USD and it wasn't until many months later when we finally clearanced them for about $20 that they started to sell, and still not quickly. We got through them and needless to say, we did not receive a second shipment. 🙂
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 18/09/2026
On launch our store received I think 20 units of the PS1-C, I could check our inventory on my PDA and our sister store's across town too, they got 30. That week they sold one unit and so did we, the one we sold got returned the next day. And that's it. For months. They just sat there like rocks.
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 18/09/2026
And I don't just mean there were always people, I mean the same people every day for months. Dropping by to say hi to me around restock time hoping to catch me holding one before it even hit the shelf. "Shipments" were typically one unit, sometimes two. It was rare for one to make it to the shelf.
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 18/09/2026
I was working electronics at a large retailer that kinda looks like ⭕ at the time of both launches For the NES the demand was insane and the product was (artificially imo) scarce. And it wasn't just the phones off the hook about them, I had people physically coming in to check up on us *every day*
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 18/09/2026
Got reminded of the PS1 Classic while reading some emu stuff and I just gotta say, it is impossible to overstate what a failure that thing was as a product. Even if you don't think the actual device itself is bad just, oh boy lemme tell ya And let's compare it to the NES classic since, yeah.
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Space Man @spaceds8008s.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Theres already going to be a test of the creative commons withe lawsuit jamendo brought against nvidia. This will test it even further. These are fights that MUST be won against the corps. If they fail, copy right abolition is the only way forward imo.
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 12/09/2026
"My phone sends a text all the way to Korea for this," is what I used to think every time it took 2+ minutes for the command to go through on their silly app, the only way to do it. But it hasn't been a problem since the free trial period ran out, now I just don't pre-start my car since I can't.
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Bizabizow / Ty @bizabizow.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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charlesjpratt @charlesjpratt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
One of Hideo Kojima's real talents is that he would have exactly this idea but the stew would be dropped off by a drone that sings a little jingle which can alert enemies if they're in range. You then get a phone call from a nuclear scientist who warns you not to eat too much starch and dairy.
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Unstoppable", you say
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Unplugging a White Cord
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 31/08/2026
Could be worse, but it essentially amounts to a high-res texture mod. There are already existing render dll mods to make the game have better shader rendering like in the last picture as well.
Jedi Academy character: DLSS offJedi Academy character: DLSS onJedi Academy character: DLSS offJedi Academy character: DLSS on
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 31/08/2026
It's probably much worse than half frames overall, someone in a modding discord I use put this DLSS5 stuff on Jedi Academy (2003) and said their 5090 ran it at 35 FPS For comparison I frequently ran upwards of 8 instances of JA, plus a dedicated server, on a single GTX 1060 system to test my mods 🤷‍♂️
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🔞 psychonauts agent 69 @himbohousewife.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Tina and Linda Belcher from Bob's Burgers with a bottom speech bubble pointing at Linda
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 28/08/2026
viewers enjoy the duck
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 23/08/2026
Me talking to the AI in charge of the facility doors:
Resident Evil screencap: "Stop it! Don't open that door!"
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 21/08/2026
I stand as the door to my unlit Disney pre-NDA holding cell opens. A contract is tossed at me, I pick it up and start flipping past words I'm not allowed to use in public like "droid" and blaster. Dave Filoni shines a flashlight in my eyes, "I swear to God if you tell anyone about the space ships."
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 21/08/2026
This is big news, wonder how long until we can catch up to it in the US. Of course now there are studies that suggest building solar directly over farmland can benefit some plants so that's nice. Also companies here seem to be waking up to the reality that after the investment solar is free money.
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 21/08/2026
About a decade ago the energy lobbies were able to convince the farmers in my neck of the woods to vote against a solar farm by telling them that solar steals sunlight from plants. I wish that was a joke but, "we need that sunlight for our plants", was the actual complaint that stopped it.
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 20/08/2026
Last two weeks there's been this jumping spider in my window The screen has some small tears from my cat so small bugs crawl thru and get trapped between it and the glass Brilliant little dude's just living it up in there like it's a king-size web with room service
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☠️ClickRisky @riskygames.dev · 20/08/2026
I really prefer when my tools just do the thing instead of all the things whether you need them or not. The whole experience just left me with a sense of, "I don't know how much of this engine I really need so it must not be for me."
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