"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 5h"oh i'm not going to see digger because i heard it's bad" ok. that's nice for you. some of us have made the Plemons Promise (see any movie if jesse plemons is in it) so we don't have a choice. 3446
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026both albums in my top 10 of all time but for the purpose of this grid i have settled on dancing on the edge 110
Reposted by "max""max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 27/10/2023wolfman on halloween. infinitegossip.substack.com/p/wolfman-on... 0346
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026(seeing a stray dog) let's see which house you belong to. ah... no family crest on your blazer... 0250
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026when shops say they have a sale on i'm like yeah. that's what shops do 0100
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026(guy who got in big trouble for putting foil in the microwave buying a fridge) does this one have any weird rules 013838
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026tfw the elderly german manager of the squash court is stingy with the a/c 1321
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026memory foam technology allows the pillow to "remember" your head shape (approximately the same shape as every other person in the whole world) and position preference (middle of the pillow) 1572
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026just saw an ant hauling a whole grain of rice back to his nest. they're gonna give that guy a round of applause when he pulls in 0475
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026first edition faithful ruslan for $80aud... "that's what it's all about" 060
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026genuinely life changing haul at the used book store yesterday. crazy finds. check out roseyravelston in lawson nsw 270
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026sounds like you fucked up by putting a bean in the porridge. 170
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026in my opinion it's Mojave 3 spring. but i support the sentiment youtu.be/RGy5kXtWwrg?...youtu.beMojave 3 - Breaking The Ice (Official Video)YouTube video by Mojave 3 011
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026(worm in richard scarry's busytown who refuses to get its driver's licence) i don't need my own apple. not when i can just get the bus everywhere 1404
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026got something i need to get off my chest. yes i'm ed sheeran's new PR hire and told him to fire macklemore. but in my defence my buddy invented a new carbon monoxide flavor vape and i promised him i'd try it out 0242
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026insane to put this level of effort into painting the windows xp desktop and then depict it on an apple monitor 0280
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026it's kind of amazing how, nearly 30 years after their 90s alt rock masterpiece ok computer was released, a hometown show in tel aviv from radiohead can still feel electric 1343
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026(horde member voice) friday sounds good. but i'll have to see what the rest of the horde's doing 0261
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026if i was on alone i'd be sprinting everywhere. i'd do backflips. put on a show for em 070
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It’s official! The live-action film of YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE, currently in production, will be titled YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE. #YouMustUnderstandThisIfYouWantToLiveMovie 0333
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026found the lake king's sceptre... hmu if you need any wishes granted rn 1453
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026there should be a version of black mirror that shows you the good side of technology, like how AI can help you cheat on your essay 1357
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026a go. the real value in substack is the network. i've basically stopped getting new subscribers since i switched to ghost last year, which sucks. but substack do semi-regularly validate my move with soft-on-nazis bullshit, so 020
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026howdy fellas. ghost has a good interface, good analytics and is so far not obviously run by immoral people. it's also free to use if you don't monetize. if you decide to monetize there are upfront fees (substack just takes a cut) which has been a dubious value proposition for me but i'm giving it 120
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"the mandalorian & grogu"? no thanks. i'd rather watch "neither the mandalorian nor grogu". please pretend i posted this a couple of months ago. cheers 1623
Reposted by "max"kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Don’t really know how to finish this one! It’s really long and sad! Don’t tell me about if it made you really sad!! substack.com/@kelsiemorri...substack.comPinball WizardSome guys really do drive better drunk 1192
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026tell everyone dude. we're all getting dinner at One Big Bowl later. (later at One Big Bowl) fuck.. it's hard to get close to the bowl with all these people here 0856
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026love book of the new sun love perusing r/genewolfe for fan theories and discussion. however many of its contributors are this way inclined 1101
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026it feels crazy to buy an axe. are you sure i'm allowed to have this 618121
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026a lot of you are not posting good enough to receive 80g free chestnuts 0131
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026it's balmy outside today. you won't need a jacket if you're heading out. 1131
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026i'd love to ride around on one of those big upright stretchers they had hannibal lecter on. show me the city girl. push me standing up 0283
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026(texting my boys) regardless of where one stands on the matter of autotune, casablancas' clapback at fantano was downright undignified. 0170
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026lately when someone around me fucks up i've been saying "i see you've trained with the masters" 0251
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026please click the link and subscribe to my newsletter. if you read the text in the images without subscribing it's a form of piracy. i am also a pirate for creating and posting the images but that's for me to come to terms with. ok thanks. all the best 👍 091
"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026finally posted these new stickers to my web store. $10 each come get maxlavergne.square.site 0299