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@ringworm.bsky.social
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kick damn ass and rock on!!!!!!!!!! check this out infinitegossip.ghost.io linktr.ee/maxlavergne

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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 5h
"oh i'm not going to see digger because i heard it's bad" ok. that's nice for you. some of us have made the Plemons Promise (see any movie if jesse plemons is in it) so we don't have a choice.
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
both albums in my top 10 of all time but for the purpose of this grid i have settled on dancing on the edge
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
why not.. i've earned a little albumposting
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
wolfman on halloween. infinitegossip.substack.com/p/wolfman-on...
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(seeing a stray dog) let's see which house you belong to. ah... no family crest on your blazer...
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
when shops say they have a sale on i'm like yeah. that's what shops do
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(guy who got in big trouble for putting foil in the microwave buying a fridge) does this one have any weird rules
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i get up to all kinds of stuff.
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
tfw the elderly german manager of the squash court is stingy with the a/c
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
memory foam technology allows the pillow to "remember" your head shape (approximately the same shape as every other person in the whole world) and position preference (middle of the pillow)
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
looking fantastic ladies. keep it up
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just saw an ant hauling a whole grain of rice back to his nest. they're gonna give that guy a round of applause when he pulls in
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
first edition faithful ruslan for $80aud... "that's what it's all about"
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
genuinely life changing haul at the used book store yesterday. crazy finds. check out roseyravelston in lawson nsw
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
out: gooners. in:
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sounds like you fucked up by putting a bean in the porridge.
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
in my opinion it's Mojave 3 spring. but i support the sentiment youtu.be/RGy5kXtWwrg?...
youtu.be
Mojave 3 - Breaking The Ice (Official Video)
YouTube video by Mojave 3
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
and you got my ass both times!!!! thank you king
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
can't afford it. must be nice.
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(worm in richard scarry's busytown who refuses to get its driver's licence) i don't need my own apple. not when i can just get the bus everywhere
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
draft 3 done... prayers up for max
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
got something i need to get off my chest. yes i'm ed sheeran's new PR hire and told him to fire macklemore. but in my defence my buddy invented a new carbon monoxide flavor vape and i promised him i'd try it out
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
insane to put this level of effort into painting the windows xp desktop and then depict it on an apple monitor
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it's kind of amazing how, nearly 30 years after their 90s alt rock masterpiece ok computer was released, a hometown show in tel aviv from radiohead can still feel electric
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(horde member voice) friday sounds good. but i'll have to see what the rest of the horde's doing
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if i was on alone i'd be sprinting everywhere. i'd do backflips. put on a show for em
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
congratulations shannon.
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
great writing advice from robert walser
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s official! The live-action film of YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE, currently in production, will be titled YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE. #YouMustUnderstandThisIfYouWantToLiveMovie
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
found the lake king's sceptre... hmu if you need any wishes granted rn
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
there should be a version of black mirror that shows you the good side of technology, like how AI can help you cheat on your essay
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
a go. the real value in substack is the network. i've basically stopped getting new subscribers since i switched to ghost last year, which sucks. but substack do semi-regularly validate my move with soft-on-nazis bullshit, so
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
howdy fellas. ghost has a good interface, good analytics and is so far not obviously run by immoral people. it's also free to use if you don't monetize. if you decide to monetize there are upfront fees (substack just takes a cut) which has been a dubious value proposition for me but i'm giving it
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"the mandalorian & grogu"? no thanks. i'd rather watch "neither the mandalorian nor grogu". please pretend i posted this a couple of months ago. cheers
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kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Don’t really know how to finish this one! It’s really long and sad! Don’t tell me about if it made you really sad!! substack.com/@kelsiemorri...
substack.com
Pinball Wizard
Some guys really do drive better drunk
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
tell everyone dude. we're all getting dinner at One Big Bowl later. (later at One Big Bowl) fuck.. it's hard to get close to the bowl with all these people here
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
thank you oat!
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
love book of the new sun love perusing r/genewolfe for fan theories and discussion. however many of its contributors are this way inclined
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
it feels crazy to buy an axe. are you sure i'm allowed to have this
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
it's balmy... enjoy yourself!
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
a lot of you are not posting good enough to receive 80g free chestnuts
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
it's balmy outside today. you won't need a jacket if you're heading out.
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i'd love to ride around on one of those big upright stretchers they had hannibal lecter on. show me the city girl. push me standing up
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
(texting my boys) regardless of where one stands on the matter of autotune, casablancas' clapback at fantano was downright undignified.
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
lately when someone around me fucks up i've been saying "i see you've trained with the masters"
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
update: we did it 🏆
books which have successfully arrived in azerbaijan
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
kelsie, this rocks
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
please click the link and subscribe to my newsletter. if you read the text in the images without subscribing it's a form of piracy. i am also a pirate for creating and posting the images but that's for me to come to terms with. ok thanks. all the best 👍
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
finally posted these new stickers to my web store. $10 each come get maxlavergne.square.site
6cm x 24cm bumper sticker reading "DON'T REAR END ME!! I HAVE 250 FRESHLY BAKED ECLAIRS IN THE BACK. I borrowed this car from my boss AND HE'S ALLERGIC TO PASTRY".6cm x 24cm bumper sticker reading "MY OTHER CAR IS THE ONE YOU'RE DRIVING. GET IN THE PASSENGER SEAT. IT'S MY TURN. AND JUST DO YOU KNOW - I GET CAR SICK".
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