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@ringofbears.bsky.social
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 3h
I hear the cat crunching and eating something under the bed and for a second I’m freaking out until I remember two weeks ago I was looking for her and what I found instead was some food she had regurgitated from eating too quickly. Guess I never cleaned that up. Now I don’t need to
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hate this mfer like why didn’t they try harder on his legs
Robonaut 2 at the smithsonian air and space museum. From the waist up it looks like a person gesturing and pointing a finger up but from the waist down it just looks like two long pipes awkwardly bent, not like legs at all.Robonaut 2 at the smithsonian air and space museum. From the waist up it looks like a person gesturing and pointing a finger up but from the waist down it just looks like two long pipes awkwardly bent, not like legs at all. Viewed from the side so the legs look even worse
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just discovered one of my coworkers eats the entire peanut, shell and all. You think you know a person but you never really do
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ky 🥐🔮 @pastrywitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
remembering a child at the store yesterday tapping me on the side and then pointing at a little hamster toy we sell to tell me “I have a hamster, she’s a guinea pig”
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Marigold was such a good little sewing helper!! Barely afraid of the machine at all
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Unfortunately I listened to the Disney version a lot as a kid so to me he’s driving to the candy store to get some ice cream.
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think Mambo No. 5 might be the perfect song
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The only person who should be taking over the Plaza Hotel is Eloise
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We went to the vet and they called her a gerbil because she’s so small
Small tortie/calico cat hunched over by her carrier on the counter at a vet’s office
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Somebody outside is playing Mariah Carey super loud and it’s upsetting my cat. She’s already had a tough day
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh shit is she going to turn into a turtle?? Or a teenager
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
FUCK Marigold just dipped her paw into the green sludge at the bottom of the cup I drank my supplement out of. Why???? She left one green paw print before I caught her and wiped it off but now her little white foot is stained green
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Baader-Meinhof but it’s bloody Egyptian urine
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wow and just last night I learned that ancient Egyptians thought that men also had a menstrual cycle because of how common this was
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
yes, and they won't stop at "white heterosexual cis." fascism *always* requires an enemy, an undesirable outgroup to punish and eliminate. supporting trans rights, Black Lives Matter, immigrants, etc because I can't list EVERY targeted group with this char. limit, is not just morally correct!
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Like I feel like blueberries are unsafe right now but I hate that I need to research the safety of a food before I buy it
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Feeling absolutely insane about food right now. I offered to bring a dessert to a family cookout and I thought I’d do something easy. Like slice up some strawberries and whipped cream and those little prepackaged shortcakes. But wait is there something going on with strawberries right now??
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Man I miss Mochi who loved water more than any other cat
Screenshot from Snapchat of a soaking wet black and white cat on a pink bath mat with the caption “very wet cat from getting in the shower with me”
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Stomping a rug clean in the bathtub and Marigold is VERY interested
A calico cat leans into a bathtub, looking at a filthy rug covered in soapy water with a pair of legs and feet stomping on it like you would stomp grapes to make wine
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’m omw
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wow I wanna eat this so bad
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This tweet brought to you by me rediscovering the song Wind it Up from 2006 and realizing it’s a real banger. More mainstream pop music should have yodeling
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
[going back in time to 2019] Yo Ariana Grande I’m happy for you and Imma let you finish but Gwen Stefani had the best song based off the Rogers & Hammerstein musical Sound of Music of all time. OF ALL TIME
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
All girls know is watch Brokenwood, remove nail polish, pet cat, eat hot chip and lie
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ciudad Juárez, 1892. Juan holds up a burrito and says "behold luis, I call it: the burrito." Luis eats it and says "this is delicious Juan, but how on earth does this look like a little donkey?" Juan thinks and surmises "it looks like the ones I grew up with." Juan takes Luis to a field of small, bow-legged cylindrical donkeys who appear to me in great distress. Luis looks on in terror as one of the donkeys repeats "kill me. kill me."
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
SUPER SPICY WON TON NOODLE (DRY) MY BELOVED
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Singing “you can’t hurry love” to my cat which turned into “you can’t hurry, love!” in a British accent and finally “you can’t scratch that basket, love! You can’t go outside because it’s raining, love!”
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
…I know an anti-vaxxer who had Covid twice and also had two miscarriages during that time. Could be a coincidence…..
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Is Kanye West still a piece of shit? I keep hearing his new song with Lauryn Hill on the radio and unfortunately I’m obsessed with it.
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Trofe @jtrofe.com · 09/07/2026
Stickers!
Cartoon drawing of a giant black cat in red overalls doing a casual "keep on truckin'" step over a border wall while a tiny guard looks on, shocked. It says "Borders r Fake" in a groovy font
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
For a couple years after Russia invaded Ukraine they stopped playing the 1812 Overture. But then they started back up again because it fucks, sorry Ukraine
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
THAT’S THE MONEY SHOT
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
What’s with the hat?
Indianapolis Symphony on the Prairie Abraham Lincoln impersonator giving the Gettysburg address
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Probably Jason or whatever his name is
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Was following a cocktail recipe and somehow ended up with an entire cup of whiskey in one drink. Good at proportions, bad at imagining how much measurements are in real life
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I fear no god nor canadian
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
But now I really want tooooooo
A sign over several stacked boxes that says “please do not open the radish boxes”
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
But now I really want tooooooo
A sign over several stacked boxes that says “please do not open the radish boxes”
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Trying to cut down on caffeine/coffee so I ordered a matcha latte and dammit I forgot how much matcha tastes like grass 😭
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Hang on, I’m on a conference call
Display TV at ikea showing a video conference call where the participants are the famous ikea plush, with the Blåhaj shark currently speaking
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Excuse me sir— WAIT! HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD YOU CHUCK??
A woodchuck moving out of the grass into the woods
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
My man I NEED you to zoom your camera out
BBC News interviewing a man who is so close to the camera you can only see from his forehead to his nose
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
He was super sweet and told me he had an unusual accent and sure they were probably talking about a topic that I haven’t covered but you’d think I could have picked out some words??? Or at least been like “hey that’s Swedish, wonder what they’re saying”
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
This is more of a condemnation of Duolingo than anything else! I heard him speaking his native tongue to his wife and thought, “huh I wonder what language they’re speaking. Maybe a Nordic?” No it was the language I had spent almost two years learning and I couldn’t even recognize it in real life
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I met him just a few weeks ago! Great guy. Decided to stop learning Swedish after talking to him
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Actually this is a really good game. Oregon bringing the clown show again and again
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Mack @ringofbears.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
This is boring now, football is boring
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