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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 17/07/2026

With a war on smut and a let ‘er rip attitude on food safety, 2026 is a weird time to be a podcast dedicated solely to eating Taco Bell and masturbation. It’s like we’re fist fighting the zombified corpse of John Harvey Kellogg.

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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 17/07/2026

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 05/06/2026

(Certainly not releasing new podcast episodes with any real regularity that’s not it)

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 05/06/2026

My top two strengths are eating Taco Bell and… …well, you know the rest.

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 28/05/2026

Hey it is National Masturbation Day! On the first new episode of Ring My Bell for 2026, return guest Temma joins me to talk about her current Taco Bell order and what’s new in fan fiction. Listen here or in your podcatcher of choice

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National Masturbation Day 2026 with Temma

An impressive list of tags

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Matt Apodaca @mattapodaca.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

When discussing what we could eat when we after our flight home my wife whispered “Taco Bell” to me and that’s how I know I’ve converted her

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 25/05/2026

Yet again my goal to post a new episode every month of the year fell through due to personal stuff. Trust me if I could devote more time to be talking to people about their Taco Bell orders and how they like to jerk it I'd be doing this every day.

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 25/05/2026

Uh hey what's up? It's been a minute, huh? But I'm editing a new episode for this Thursday.

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 07/04/2026

Look there may not be a tomorrow so why not eat some Taco Bell and then jerk it? You can do that any day really you don’t need to wait until the end of the world for that.

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Numbers @numbers.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Taco Bell now offers to cum in your drink

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 24/12/2025

It’s a Festivus miracle! I’ve got a brand new episode for you just in time for the holidays hitting your podcatcher of choice as we speak. We’re talking about how much scheduled masturbation you have to do for various fertility testing, and the fall and rise and fall of the Cool Ranch Dorito taco.

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 19/12/2025

The rest of this email was a boilerplate cold call marketing email about expanding podcast growth. Undoubtedly she has never listened to it. But the opening was certainly quite funny to me given the sometimes confusing premise of my podcast. Anyway, new episode next week! It’s an Xmas miracle!

A screenshot from an email.
From: Allison Harper
To: ringmybell [redacted]

Subject: Is This Ring My Bell?

I just checked out Ring My Bell and I have questions. Serious ones.

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 24/11/2025

For years I did a “Wanksgiving” episode mostly because I love a pun. There won’t be one this year because I just moved and have no time. Don’t let that stop you from celebrating. Go to your Friendsgiving dinners and talk all about jerking it. Maybe don’t do that at your family thanksgiving though.

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 07/11/2025

Look man as somebody who does a fucking podcast that’s half about Taco Bell they gotta get me one of those pies. They don’t need to know what the other half of my podcast is about.

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 03/11/2025

Reminder to nut extra to make up for the people doing no nut November. Also: there is no medical science to back up any heath claims regarding avoidance of ejaculating.

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 13/10/2025

When you live in Texas, a land full of amazing Tex-Mex food, where does Taco Bell fit in? I sit down with David to find out (which of course means we end up talking a lot about non-Taco-Bell food). And as always, talk about jerking off, too.

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Taco Bell v. Texas with David

Also Porn v. Texas I Guess

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 06/10/2025

this is my political affiliation now

a guy wearing a black t shirt that says:

IT MAKES ME MAD
WHEN THE TACO BELL MENU IS TRYING OUT NEW SPECIALTIES AND SOME OF YOU DON'T TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY ENOUGH AND THEN TACO BELL TAKES THEM AWAY

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 05/10/2025

You had me at “eat at nine Taco Bells in a day” but you lost me at “any running whatsoever.”

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NBC10 Boston @nbcboston.com · 04/10/2025

The race, now in its eighth year, is described as the “World’s Most Gastricly Demanding Ultramarathon” and asks its participants to run 50 kilometers, stop at 10 Taco Bells and eat a menu item from at least nine of those stops, all in under 11 hours. on.nbcboston.com/ikB15Dp

on.nbcboston.com

Hundreds plan to run the ‘Taco Bell 50k,’ the ‘World’s Most Gastricly Demanding Ultramarathon’

The organizers highly recommend engaging in “gastric training” prior to the event.

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 09/09/2025

It's finally here, today is the day, Ring My Bell is back and I'm joined by my first return guest Lindsey to catch up on what's new in the worlds of Taco Bell and jerking off in the last five years. Give it a listen! Or don't!

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Ring My Bell: The Return with Lindsey

When Life Gives You Lemons

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 09/09/2025

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Ring My Bell: The Return with Lindsey

When Life Gives You Lemons

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 08/09/2025

New episode for the first time in over a year and it goes live Tuesday!

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 06/09/2025

Good news! I have recorded my first episode of my podcast comeback, with my first return guest. You’ll have to wait to find out who, but it should be in your podcast feeds soon. If you want to be a guest and talk to me about Taco Bell and jerking off, please reach out! Always looking for guests!

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 18/08/2025

I've scheduled not one but TWO guests for new episodes. Working on a third. It's the triumphant return of the only podcast that matters: the one that talks about Taco Bell and masturbating. Get ready. Get hyped.

A hand holding a white baseball cap in front of a Taco Bell restaurant. The text on the cap is in purple and reads "People who get diarrhea from Taco Bell are weak and their bloodline is weak and history will forget them."

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 17/07/2025

Let me know if you would like to be a guest. Or a return guest! My first guests were all the way back in 2020, so tell me what's new in the world of Taco Bell and jerkin' it. It's 2025 and now nothing matters and everything matters all at once.

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 17/07/2025

I have been away from podcasting for far too long. But if I wait around for the horrors of the world to vanish before I record another episode, I fear there will be no more episodes. So I'm working on coming back. "Ring My Bell Returns; Is Revival Of The Century" the papers will say. Get ready.

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 28/05/2025

You deserve to get a Crunchwrap Supreme and go to town on yourself today. Anybody who says otherwise is wrong.

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 28/05/2025

It’s National Masturbation Day and for the first time since starting this podcast I don’t have an episode for it. I’ve been busy and also this podcast is in a weird spot on account of the government looking to ban porn. So I guess do what you can to stop them from doing so and also live más.

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 02/04/2025

I also have a lot to say about the cantina chicken burrito because it has kinda become my new favorite thing at Taco Bell.

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 02/04/2025

Hmm I should probably figure out plans for an annual masturbation day episode for this year, seeing as how I’m kinda doing one episode a year at this point. Not by choice I just don’t have the energy to schedule more of these things.

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 11/01/2025

I thought my friends already called me the Climax Connoisseur…

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 06/01/2025

My only complaint with the CGC is that it’s a little sensitive to quality deviations. I’ve had some that got too tepid too fast, the crunch got too soggy, or it doesn’t have enough sauce. When it hits, it’s 100% the best thing on the menu, but it’s not the most consistent.

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 06/01/2025

Cheesy Gordita Crunch was my go to for a long time. It’s an all-timer.

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Nate @siryumyum.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Choose your own cravings box: Cheesy Gordita crunch, beefy five layer burrito, fiesta potatoes, baja blast.

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 06/01/2025

Look I’m not the first to post this, and am in fact stealing this from many who came before me, but given the CURRENT DISCOURSE and that it’s one of the two questions I ask on every episode of this podcast, I need to know what your go to Taco Bell order is.

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 06/01/2025

One of my current go-tos is the cantina chicken burrito. It’s great! But nobody’s talking about it. Really underrated in the Taco Bell canon.

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 06/01/2025

Those enchilada burritos are pretty good. I don’t get them often but when I do, they really hit the spot.

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Ring My Bell @ringmybell.sexandlasers.com · 05/01/2025

Currently it is a steak grilled cheese burrito and a spicy potato soft taco. My alternate order is a cantina chicken burrito and one or two Doritos locos tacos.

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