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riley @riley.gauche.rodeo · 30/09/2026

this new deadlock update is going to be the one that sends it into the stratosphere. your cousin who has a computer but only plays rainbow six siege is going to be talking about it in a few weeks. plus…look at these guys! (vote solomon btw)

the six new deadlock characters. text reads as follows:

RAT KING: SCRAPPY - REGAL - TENACIOUS

VIOLET: AMBITIOUS - NIMBLE - CREATIVE

DEADMAN DANNY: RECKLESS - HIGH-FLYING - EXPLOSIVE

BABA: CACKLING - BEADY - HEXING

NURSE HARROW: STRICT - TERRIFYING - SAVIOR

SOLOMON: STRATEGIST - SAGE - CHECKMATE

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riley @riley.gauche.rodeo · 27/09/2026

being sick is kind of fun, like an excuse to regress to a twelve-year-old state for days at a time. today i woke up on the basment couch, watched several episodes of Naruto, ate some spicy ramen, and played most of Super Metroid in one sitting. who knows what wonders might await me on the third day

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PlayStation Park @playstationpark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Opening 'Puyo Puyo Sun' PlayStation

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riley @riley.gauche.rodeo · 21/09/2026

Metroid Fall thread: i played zero mission and it was mostly excellent. i like the little zero suit + gravity suit postgame!

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riley @riley.gauche.rodeo · 12/09/2026

Weird Al parody about Meowth doing a marathon of Tony Shalhoub’s filmography called “Dat Monk is Playing at My House”

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riley @riley.gauche.rodeo · 26/08/2026

just saw The Last Black Man in San Francisco and man, it sucks that jonathan majors turned out to be such a bastard, because he sure was compelling in his role. guy really speedran the success-to-right-wing-grift pipeline. great movie though! curious to see more from jimmie fails and joe talbot!

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riley @riley.gauche.rodeo · 25/08/2026

ball detector is smoking and sputtering. an all-timer auteur album

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riley @riley.gauche.rodeo · 24/08/2026

now this is What the Fuck I’m Talking About

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riley @riley.gauche.rodeo · 07/08/2026

i just feel like matt damon was a weird pick for mario is all

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riley @riley.gauche.rodeo · 25/07/2026

i think about this song nearly daily and i have come to the conclusion that it is probably the best song of 2025 (and a serious contender for best song of the decade so far)

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riley @riley.gauche.rodeo · 17/07/2026

there was a time when i would have gone to bat for fortnite as the best multiplayer game of all time, but that was years before the AI darth vader thing, which was the last in a line of increasingly repugnant straws for me. this is just the logical next step for such a floundering idiot parade

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

As a US politician you can routinely call for, and use your considerable power to vote for and agitate for the deaths of tens of thousands of innocent people around the world and it doesn't count as killing them for some reason. A person who does that is not a killer for some reason.

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riley @riley.gauche.rodeo · 08/07/2026

they should invent an alarm that detects if you are already up and automatically turns off for the day

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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Democrats if you told them not to do insider trading

but black dynamite, i sell drugs to the community

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/07/2026

Hostess Discontinues Physical Twinkies theonion.com/hostess-discontinues-p…

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riley @riley.gauche.rodeo · 03/07/2026

this is a beautiful step towards true gender equality, but men have yet to even pay off the interest for yoko from gurren lagann

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Yoko Littner's Dynamic Pose in Gurren Lagann

Alt: yoko littner from gurren lagann and her boobs

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riley @riley.gauche.rodeo · 29/06/2026

uncle who constantly rants that there is actually only one sprouse and he played both zack and cody

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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

every time i see people taking the stairs in FF7 Remake I wonder how many people never even see some of Barret's best lines in the game because they're exclusive to the elevator route

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(DO NOT SPOIL ME ON WEIRD ROUTE) MilkyWay @curlysquare.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Calvin and Hobbes strip that says it quite well;

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Zack "Anacin Skywalker" Kotzer @zaaack.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

eight dragon ball z seconds

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Me if I was a Spurs fan right now:

Atlantic article asking if sports matter

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riley @riley.gauche.rodeo · 10/06/2026

i sure am tired of being let down by relatively cool game announcements that are later asterisked as corrupted by The Enemy

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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 09/06/2026

BREAKING: Seymour Guado was thunderously booed at tonight's Blitzball game

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

btw this is who runs Tupac's estate

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riley @riley.gauche.rodeo · 06/06/2026

they’re calling josh hart the bad boy of the nba

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domino @stopmrdomino.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

we on sincere pride month this year no shitposting be kind be full of love and defend your friends

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riley @riley.gauche.rodeo · 01/06/2026

white guy who has spent 35 years thinking that snoop dogg and dr. dre were saying “it’s like this and like that and like this Anna”

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riley @riley.gauche.rodeo · 31/05/2026

yknow what, i’m starting to see what those guys on youtube are saying. it was pretty woke of them to put a beautiful woman in a bodysuit in this james bond game

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riley @riley.gauche.rodeo · 29/05/2026

i know it’s a bit of a stereotype, but i wish forza horizon 6 had more 70s-80s city pop and jazz fusion. there are nods to the era (YMO for example), but it feels lacking to me. there should be a whole radio of the stuff! it shouldn’t be relegated to the same radio that plays ado and creepy nuts!

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riley @riley.gauche.rodeo · 24/05/2026

the powerpuff girls are homunculi

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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

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riley @riley.gauche.rodeo · 29/04/2026