M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 43mThe pharmacy was apparently having some supply issues, but I FINALLY have them. Three prescriptions, let's nuke this thing from orbit. 010
Reposted by M. NewtonJ.R. Dawson @jrdawson.bsky.social · 5hJust a reminder today for no reason whatsoever.static.klipy.comFun Fact: Columbus Is In The Bad Place (The Good Place)Alt: Fun Fact: Columbus Is In The Bad Place (The Good Place) 06525
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Today I've had a doctor's appointment, an x-ray, and a visit from the furnace repair guy. As a reward, I am going to go play a flying rogue with a major vendetta against the nobility. Stabbing some fantasy billionaires would round the day off nicely. 150
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Haven't these things been figured out for literal decades? 030
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Fear me! Today I dealt with some IRS bullshit, scheduled a doctor's appointment, transferred a utility account to my name, and called the furnace company to schedule a service visit. All things I've been putting off for weeks, but today I found the motivation! 050
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Gods, I'd take it if someone could drive it to me. ;_; 100
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The @cardsagainsthumanity.com folks better check to make sure this wasn't put up on their land. 020
Reposted by M. NewtonEvan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026AI has talked kids into suicide, fueled paranoid delusional that led to murder, degraded education quality in both k-12 and higher ed, run roughshod over copyright law, increased spam, fueled spam, fueled fraud, degraded the environment, put people out of work, the list goes on and on. 91345268
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Not even olden times, Anna Delvey pulled the same exact scam not ten years ago. 030
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Then I went on Youtube and watched a woman complain about $9,000 jean shorts. *blink* 010
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Today, I looked up the cost of monthly apartments and got scared. $15,000 was the cheapest I found for the location and features I'd want, and it only went up from there. I closed the tab and decided it wasn't going to happen just yet. 110
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026One of my biggest dreams in life is to rent a flat in Edinburgh for the entirety of the Fringe Fest, and every so often I sit down to think about what would actually need to happen in order to make it feasible. 110
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It's called silver sheen obsidian; it's super pretty in person! 110
Reposted by M. NewtonBookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores. 2854613342
Reposted by M. NewtonJoanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hi folks: Today's the deadline for public comments on the proposed removal of federal protection for nat'l forests Hundreds of endangered species will be affected Here's info from the American Bird Conservancy, & the link for comments: abcbirds.org/news/roadles... www.fs.usda.gov/managing-lan...fs.usda.govRoadless Areas | US Forest ServiceWhat's NewOn Aug. 18, 2026, U.S. Department of Agriculture Secretary Brook L. Rollins announced that the proposed rule and draft environmental impact statement that recommends removing the 2001 Roadle... 22343220
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This week's necklace isn't quite so spectacular as last week's, but I'm still pleased with it. 1200
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Finished this one up this week with a piece of silver sheen obsidian and some beads from my stash. I thought about making it more complicated, but decided to let the base components shine on their own. 010
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm probably going to end up missing Capclave entirely because this damn cough won't go away and I don't want to get anyone else sick. Honestly, I'm kind of messed up about it. I don't think there's ever been a Capclave without a Newton attending or working on it in some capacity or other. 030
Reposted by M. NewtonPaul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 03/10/2026This is a photo of some rocks and sand. It was taken earlier today, with a camera 247,000,000 km away. It was taken on Mars. And now you're looking at it on your screen. 781683339
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I can not BELIEVE how much that one stupid post has continued to haunt me. 060
Reposted by M. Newtonhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow 359209085041
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hello, new followers! I don't make nearly as many Star Trek jokes as you may be hoping for, but I do try to make the world a little bit better through my writing. If you're interested in books that explore the idea of rebuilding a better world after an apocalypse, check out the Shelter Trilogy.interstellarflightpress.comThe Shelter TrilogyIn a new America where civilization as we know it has ended, every hour counts. Everything is ticking along perfectly in the sanctuary community of Osto until a band of raiders arrives intent on viole... 011
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The flexibility is a function of how thin you stretch it! The main chain there is pretty flexible, but the loops are significantly thinner and stiffer. 020
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm pleased with this necklace! I taught myself how to make viking knit chains a couple weeks ago and have been experimenting. 5470
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It made it over to Facebook, too, so it's fully broken containment. But like, honestly! I've been so much funnier in the past! Why this one!? 130
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think the weirdest part of this is seeing people who follow me reposting my post not from ME, but from OTHER PEOPLE. Come on, people, you have no excuse for not getting your jokes straight from the source! 140
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don't have any particular inspiration for this piece yet, but I'll look through my stones and beads and see if anything suggests itself. 110
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Broke out the sterling silver! This wire is finer than the brass or rose gold craft wire, so even though I used the more complex knit, it still looks a bit loose even at 4mm. It also took longer to make the same length, so I don't think I'll be doing anything this fine again for a while. 120
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Really hard to resist promoting my SoundCloud, honestly. 110
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Honestly, not worse advice than you'd find on LinkedIn. 041
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026...are these the raccoons the Dashcon founder studies? 200
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026...are they going to pay your salary during that time? 000
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In Japan, the work for a buffet-style restaurant is "viking." I don't know the official etymology, but I like to think it's because you set forth from your table to go loot and pillage the food offerings, victoriously bringing it back to your party. 040
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Thank you! I think there's a lot more Viking knitting in my future. :D 010
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Thank you! I picked up the dragon at the same time as the initial kit, so it's only right that he inspire a necklace. :) 010
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Thank you! Honestly, there's something about it that I find very soothing. I've never been great at knitting or crochet with yarn because I lose track of the loops, but I don't have that problem with wire. 020
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Don't call Xi normal until you hear his opinion on Winnie the Pooh. 000
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I may be getting a little carried away, but I'm having fun. 461
M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I once got into a fight with a friend because I picked Darkwing Duck as the answer to, essentially, a game of 20 questions. He swore I'd either made it up or chosen something super obscure to fuck with him. So I hope he sees this and knows, somehow, just how smug I'm feeling right now. Mark Hamill! 120
Reposted by M. NewtonToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 24/09/2026‘Knights of Guinevere’ Season 1 will consist of 8 episodes. Episode 2 will premiere on YouTube on October 9th. 16967237