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Vaguely Van-Shaped

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27 | expect pictures of birds and maybe fish | sometimes (rarely) I interact with nsfw stuff | twitch.tv/ricothebird Banner: @aviaryacer.bsky.social Icon: @sootyexists.bsky.social

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WebDesignMuseum @webdesignmuseum.org · 10h
Official avatar of Mark Zuckerberg in Meta's virtual reality Horizon Worlds, posted by Zuckerberg himself in August 2022. Sometimes things just don't quite go as planned...
Official avatar of Mark Zuckerberg in Meta's virtual reality Horizon Worlds, posted by Zuckerberg himself in August 2022.
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Vaguely Van-Shaped @ricothebird.bsky.social · 5h
i wanna see a conversation between the JAV Titles bot and disc horse
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 14h
nin lyrics bot @ninlyrics.bsky.social • 1h i don't believe it i-i had to see i came back haunted
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JAV Titles d @jav.scd.lol • 1h
Maniac Blow Job Collection 4 Hours 32
Girls
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 12h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: underwater ocean camera view of a whale fall on the sea floor, with various bottom feeders and weird fishes crawling around the decomposing remains. Off panel, someone says, “hang on a second…” Panel 2: the speaker is a member of a marine biologist crew, remotely viewing the video footage from a computer monitor. The biologist is leaning against his colleague’s chair. He continues, “pan the camera back.” Panel 3: Back underwater, the POV shifts to the other end of the whale carcass. There’s a large spider crab with a standing just off to the side. It has a human face in a neutral expression, and is wearing glasses. The marine biologist says, “I think I went to high school with that guy.”
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Zcythe @albazcythe.bsky.social · 13h
he boppin
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🩸 morteraphan 🗝️ @morteraphan.bsky.social · 9h
I wanted to draw this for a looooong time Based on this:
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Vaguely Van-Shaped @ricothebird.bsky.social · 8h
Aight folks yall remember what we did with discord's wumpus, run it back
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm fairly certain both The Undertaker and Mark Ruffalo knew what a Mango Juul Pod is.
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bug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you’re sending really mixed signals. should we kiss.
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Brandon Williams @stupidartpunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You don’t hate AI enough
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Vaguely Van-Shaped @ricothebird.bsky.social · 10h
The victim's sister felt it was unfair that the murderer got to live on with rights and protections, so she made an AI copy of her brother with "what he might say". So the court threw out the case AFTER SENTENCING HIM TO 10 YEARS and the culprit is free while they figure out a retrial.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23h
Christians would rather fuck a couch than go to therapy
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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♠︎Ace♠︎ @acerscorner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lovebirds~
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/09/2025
SAICO (@ATOMIKSAICO) on twitter: "BREAKING: New photo of Scrooge McDuck with Goofrey Epstein and Ghislaine Quaxwell released"

Image is an expertly drawn Disney style comic panel showing just that.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 08/09/2025
a hat with embroidered text: "Ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to be indoors on the computer"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/09/2025
estrogenesis-eeveeangelion on tumblr:

"you can tell i'm feeling down rn because i'm not even excited for 9/11 this year. it's like all of the magic has gone out of the holiday"

"what we really need this year to bring the magic back is a good old-fashioned 9/11 miracle"

smalllonelyegg: "This post got Charlie kirk shot"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/09/2025
 a KC-135 tanker plane hummingbird feeder
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/09/2025
Dashy2™ (@Dashytwo) on twitter with some engagement bait: "What's the funniest sports graphic you've ever seen?"

mikayla7 (@mikaylaaaa777) quotes with an image captioned "Coming All Over The Ice" which shows Kirill Olegovich Kaprizov of the Minnesota Wild holding his jersey up under his chin while looking like the Chipmunks in that meme about getting head.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/09/2025
raptorials posted on tumblr: "Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again"

Image is of a sign that reads: 
"In This House We Believe:
Bigfoot Is Real
I Am Going To Kiss Him
He Will Be My Lover
I Will Be The Little Spoon
Me And Bigfoot Will Fuck
And You Can't Stop Us" 
And! And! A whole bunch of tiny camo chickens.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/09/2025
Onion Headline "Dead Facebook Friend From High School Still Has Cartman Profile Picture" side by side with "The Charlie Kirk Show"'s Threads profile.
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JonGriffon @jongriffon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Post-ober day 1 I decided to do my own october challenge and post my drawings that I have procrastinated posting for months.. even years about 60 drawings are waiting to be shared ! so this month I will post at least one drawing per day :3 we start with a cute drawing of mallow ✨ november 2023
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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Vaguely Van-Shaped @ricothebird.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yall ever see those posts where someone (on occasion, certainly not everyone) posts at the end of the month that rent is due and they're way short and risking eviction, but then you go on their profile and they were at the most recent furcon
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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God's weakest cosmonaut @appstronaut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean according to him carefully wrapped death threats are actually a-ok (as long as they're directed towards a trans person) so I don't really see the problem. Explicitly: his position was that telling a trans person "enjoy the camps" wasn't something worth moderating
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wow, its so professional that the head of trust and safety is running away from the people trying to tell you they dont trust this site because it isnt safe. Youre a joke. Go get a different job so someone can actually do yours. I can get you in at a housekeeping job. Might be more your style
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyone else feel like this
A digital illustration of a quetzalcoatlus perched on telephone wires among a flock of crows
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A Goofy Movie is better than The Avengers.
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Vaguely Van-Shaped @ricothebird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
usually street tacos make me feel better so why do i feel like shit
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Vaguely Van-Shaped @ricothebird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@chrispyflower.bsky.social colorful bone creature when
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Katnay 🇲🇽 🦜 @katnay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
¡¡Calaca Time!! #art #anthro #furry #oc
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kieu @ we must not stop living @leslekieuart.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
im ngl "bro" is a word that reeks of subtle heterosexism and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The colder autumn nights in Germany coaxes this magnificent eagle, Oropherion, to spend his nights in his heated indoor winter aviary. This is an African Martial Eagle (Polemaetus bellicosus), the largest eagle species native to Africa. (Cr @birdsofprey_nathalie_denolf) #birds #eagle
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Vaguely Van-Shaped @ricothebird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
making beans
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 30/09/2026
ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard
“they don’t know” meme but the man wears a NEORSD hat and stands waist deep in water with otters swimming around him. he says “they don’t know this river burned 13 times”
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水泥小猫 @depravedstar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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Vaguely Van-Shaped @ricothebird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Turned off targeted advertising on YouTube so it wouldnt recommend me the same videos over and over Seeing a lot more ai thumbnails past few days. Theyve all got *that font*
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Kainoh @cainomura.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Mothman is here.. just to make your day a lil' better! [ #art #artsky #oc #Moth #Mothman ]
A Mothman in a casual, relaxed pose. Behind them are hand-drawn scribbles on an article about Mothman, written by Daniel V. Boudillion. The scribbles depict nature, such as woods, mountains, and a sunset, along with a tiny ghost doing some fishing.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Inuit women who date Inuit men expose them to Inuit culture and Critical Race Theory.
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Sue Me @superberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Tito Erez @titoerez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
~~ A small, fluffy chick 🤍
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