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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸

@richardstands.bsky.social
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Either posting hard or hardly posting They/Them - Geographer - Photographer - Southern Emigrant to Pennsylvania - Marxist - Proud Owner of 107+ VHS copies of Jerry Maguire — Director of the Clemson Institute for Communism

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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 3h
Maybe Miami will give Dabo the Al Golden special
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For today’s rural Pennsylvania fun fact: Over 50% of Elder Township’s population is over the age of 65
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MICHIGAN, THE BALL DON’T LIE
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My cat waking me up to be fed at 6am this morning on the first truly chilly morning of fall
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 23/09/2026
it is both a story that says something about how left spaces self destruct and how much that fuckin blows for everyone involved AND a story that does not take this nuanced position, instead pointing and laughing at the queers for being weird freaks. really not hard to grasp that it's right wing
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 20/09/2026
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh wow, the one time i root for Ole Miss, they don’t disappoint
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Tony Adornato @robottony.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Baudrillard: "It is no longer a question of imitation, nor of reduplication, nor even of parody. It is rather a question of substituting signs of the real for the real itself... Never again will the real have to be produced: this is the vital function of the model in a system of death"
The "secretary of war" wearing a shirt that says "THIS IS WAR" while PTing in a stadium in Texas, which is not war
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahah what on EARTH was that final series UNC? How do you lose to this Clemson team after all of this?
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
At least this sport hates NC State worse than us still, that turnover-on-an-intentional-safety-to-end-the-game is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Make that three! Honestly, he’s going to be smote by the end of the year
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dabo can’t keeping getting away with this criminal conduct, he really is favored by his god
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Maybe if clemson kicks enough cowardly 20 yard field goals they’ll eventually tie this game
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My fellow clemson fans are processing this well on their social media feeds
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Belichick vs. Chad Morris
hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s so funny for the broadcast to go on for like 7 minutes straight about how much of a dumpster fire UNC’s program is right now and then cutting back to them beating Clemson like a rented mule
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Chad Morris dialing up the bubble screen in the year of our lord 2026, absolutely hilarious criminal malpractice
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Probably one of the few things we agree upon — the 16 team fantasy league i joined years ago has added a great deal of heartache and pain to my life
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Lighting delays two weeks in a row? If i was Dabo, I’d have to be seeing these Old Testament portents
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
KANSAS BLOCKED KICK RETURNED FOR TOUCHDOWN AGAINST THE SLAVERS
A portion of the classic John Brown mural symbolizing bleeding kansas, featuring John Brown and a Tornado
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It would be bad for ACC if Louisville lost, but also really funny; who’s to say what outcome my heart desires
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They have the best sense of timing I swear
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Got hit with the quadruple whammy recession indicator on my lunch break — three separate panhandlers at the gas station and a guy who put only 5 dollars on the pump next to me, feels like the spirit of 08 is alive and well
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m going to go back in time and kill the Anglo Saxon that invented metes and bounds property description — I should not have to know where a farm was on the outskirts of Johnstown, PA, in 1926 to do my job an actual century later.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/09/2026
worth tying this into the political economy of the slave south as well. from roughly the 1820s onwards, slavery became enormously lucrative in ways that had never been seen before. slave traders became millionaires. large planters had tremendous purchasing power. just huge amounts of wealth.
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
John C. Calhoun wasn't a conservative; he was a radical. Stephen Miller isn't a conservative; he's a radical. "Tradition" isn't a real thing that once existed and we can go back to, or something worth conserving, but an imaginary place that they'll destroy the current world to create.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 06/09/2026
looks like dabo brought a bag lunch, smart
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A mediocre Michigan team getting a free extra play to win on a Hail Mary is truly a metaphor for America in 2026
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Honestly, which ref had money on this Michigan-WMU game? What a joke?
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Western Michigan University absolutely robbed for this??? Michigan rushing the field after that performance is hysterical
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Clemson football stuck in the eternal 2014
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
At least I can rest easy knowing that lane kiffin will eventually live out the rest of his life in prison for his crimes.
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“Hegel remarks somewhere that all great, world-historical facts and personages occur, as it were, twice. He has forgotten to add: the first time as tragedy, the second as farce.” — Karl Marx, on the 2026 Clemson OC Chad Morris.
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Clemson, it would be the funniest thing on the planet for Lane Kiffin to lose tonight — please show them whose backwards southern state is really the king of comedy
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There’s a player for Vandy named Primus??? Somebody get this dude a bass, not a ball
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「YASE」 eclipse @eclipse.yase.world · 31/10/2025
I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gave a dynamite hauler directions to the interstate at the Rutter’s this evening — I apologize in advance if there’s a gigantic detonation somewhere in West Central Pennsylvania tonight
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A lifetime spent running away from my mom’s family’s midwestern accent in map form
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Classic ACC sequence there from Georgia Tech, Colorado served the rare devastating turnover failure sequence in three ways
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Remembering Sister Rosetta Tharpe, born in 1915 in Cotton Plant, Arkansas. Here she's performing "Didn't It Rain" at a train depot in Manchester, England in 1964. She's often called the "Godmother of Rock & Roll" and influenced future music icons like Chuck Berry, Little Richard and Elvis Presley.
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh joy, my favorite time of the year is already here #FSUpackwatch #TalkinBoutThemNolss
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sometimes, i’ll get served what ate presumably republican internal polls - due to the place i live in my swing state. The one i filled out this evening was gleefully grim for an internal, as an self-identifying “moderate conservative”
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Dr. Fim @fim.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ansel Adams on assignment for IBM - one of my favourite shots. Not the usual landscape but the skill of a woman weaving magnetic core memory. The beat up nails captures total “woman in STEM” vibes.
A woman with extremely short painted nails weaving magnetic core memory. A series of rows and columns of wires in a grid.
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Peyton LeBlanc and Miles Whitehead sound like future law firm partners that specialize in defending the local southern gentry
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This happened at a halloween party i went to once — glad the power of an overloaded deck is finally turned on the pigs rather than innocent costumed revelers
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