All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Exactly, she’s got way too much culpability in what’s clearly one of the most horrific war crimes so far this century - genocide! That’s a huge moat of moral responsibility that needs to be shouldered before I’m interested in hearing her out on anything at all. 010
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Downstairs neighbor’s grown boyfriend absolutely RIPPING an RC car down our sleepy residential street — boggling my cat’s mind as he watches in awe from the window 000
Reposted by All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 14/10/2026George Lucas pulling up to the Ste. Catherine lock on the St. Lawrence in the longest freighter you've ever seen: "Hey what the fuck y'all know about this?" [Plays "Early Morning Rain" so loud it causes Québécois 9/11] 19421
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 14/10/2026They recently moved into a defunct big lots near me and opened a month ago lmao — who would’ve guessed that “indoor pickleball court” isn’t some crazy, speculative money maker. 020
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Shanahan crime family committing another blatant armed robbery in Seattle 010
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Boomer Sooner but quietly, just this once 000
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Glad that Oklahoma and avenging angel Brent Venables continued to fight the crusade against the Arch “Nepotism Incarnate” Manning 110
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The perps had to cope somehow after Sirianni blew the birds game on Sunday — stealing this quantity of dubious beef is a known stress response for Philadelphians 110
Reposted by All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸take a lap @dioerasabbath.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Relegating faded prog rock musicians to their own ghetto, the Alan Parsons Projects 0153
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Maybe Miami will give Dabo the Al Golden special 000
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Unfortunate, because the crowd during the Holly Rowe interview with Cristobal was absolutely deafening 011
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Trotsky posted some silly slop. We shall neither quotepost it, nor reply” 2274
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 29/09/2026For today’s rural Pennsylvania fun fact: Over 50% of Elder Township’s population is over the age of 65 010
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My cat waking me up to be fed at 6am this morning on the first truly chilly morning of fall 011
Reposted by All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 23/09/2026it is both a story that says something about how left spaces self destruct and how much that fuckin blows for everyone involved AND a story that does not take this nuanced position, instead pointing and laughing at the queers for being weird freaks. really not hard to grasp that it's right wing 11335
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Oh wow, the one time i root for Ole Miss, they don’t disappoint 000
Reposted by All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Baudrillard: "It is no longer a question of imitation, nor of reduplication, nor even of parody. It is rather a question of substituting signs of the real for the real itself... Never again will the real have to be produced: this is the vital function of the model in a system of death" 14812218
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Bahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahah what on EARTH was that final series UNC? How do you lose to this Clemson team after all of this? 040
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026At least this sport hates NC State worse than us still, that turnover-on-an-intentional-safety-to-end-the-game is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life 010
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Make that three! Honestly, he’s going to be smote by the end of the year 000
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Dabo can’t keeping getting away with this criminal conduct, he really is favored by his god 000
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Maybe if clemson kicks enough cowardly 20 yard field goals they’ll eventually tie this game 000
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My fellow clemson fans are processing this well on their social media feeds 020
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m watching the skycast and those boo birds as the stadium ambience made me guffaw 010
Reposted by All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Belichick vs. Chad Morris 327617
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Clemson must keep losing until Dabo learns his lesson 010
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s so funny for the broadcast to go on for like 7 minutes straight about how much of a dumpster fire UNC’s program is right now and then cutting back to them beating Clemson like a rented mule 000
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Chad Morris failing to convert a third-and-long bubble screen in our own endzone made me scramble to the calendar to make sure it wasn’t 2014 again 070
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Chad Morris dialing up the bubble screen in the year of our lord 2026, absolutely hilarious criminal malpractice 000
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Probably one of the few things we agree upon — the 16 team fantasy league i joined years ago has added a great deal of heartache and pain to my life 020
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Rejected name for a Tennessee Williams play’s female lead 000
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 13/09/2026They should just crucify him and chad morris both for this 000
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Oh yeah, it’s hard to see them go, but he’ll bounce back quickly if he’s that sociable. Enjoy the kitten fun in the meantime! 010
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I recently picked up a country stray with a similar attitude and he’s been a blast. You’re doing such a blessing taking care of the little dude! 110
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Sark has always been a fraud, and not being able to do the thing with texas and its resources in this era really shines a spotlight on that wrinkle. 020
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Lighting delays two weeks in a row? If i was Dabo, I’d have to be seeing these Old Testament portents 100
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 12/09/2026KANSAS BLOCKED KICK RETURNED FOR TOUCHDOWN AGAINST THE SLAVERS 120
All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It would be bad for ACC if Louisville lost, but also really funny; who’s to say what outcome my heart desires 000
Reposted by All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026They have the best sense of timing I swear 452041