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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸

@richardstands.bsky.social
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Either posting hard or hardly posting They/Them - Geographer - Photographer - Southern Emigrant to Pennsylvania - Marxist - Proud Owner of 107+ VHS copies of Jerry Maguire — Director of the Clemson Institute for Communism

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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Exactly, she’s got way too much culpability in what’s clearly one of the most horrific war crimes so far this century - genocide! That’s a huge moat of moral responsibility that needs to be shouldered before I’m interested in hearing her out on anything at all.
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Downstairs neighbor’s grown boyfriend absolutely RIPPING an RC car down our sleepy residential street — boggling my cat’s mind as he watches in awe from the window
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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
George Lucas pulling up to the Ste. Catherine lock on the St. Lawrence in the longest freighter you've ever seen: "Hey what the fuck y'all know about this?" [Plays "Early Morning Rain" so loud it causes Québécois 9/11]
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They recently moved into a defunct big lots near me and opened a month ago lmao — who would’ve guessed that “indoor pickleball court” isn’t some crazy, speculative money maker.
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Shanahan crime family committing another blatant armed robbery in Seattle
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Boomer Sooner but quietly, just this once
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Glad that Oklahoma and avenging angel Brent Venables continued to fight the crusade against the Arch “Nepotism Incarnate” Manning
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Go birds for the record
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The perps had to cope somehow after Sirianni blew the birds game on Sunday — stealing this quantity of dubious beef is a known stress response for Philadelphians
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take a lap @dioerasabbath.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Relegating faded prog rock musicians to their own ghetto, the Alan Parsons Projects
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe Miami will give Dabo the Al Golden special
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Unfortunate, because the crowd during the Holly Rowe interview with Cristobal was absolutely deafening
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Trotsky posted some silly slop. We shall neither quotepost it, nor reply”
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For today’s rural Pennsylvania fun fact: Over 50% of Elder Township’s population is over the age of 65
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MICHIGAN, THE BALL DON’T LIE
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hell yeah, Katie!!!
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My cat waking me up to be fed at 6am this morning on the first truly chilly morning of fall
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 23/09/2026
it is both a story that says something about how left spaces self destruct and how much that fuckin blows for everyone involved AND a story that does not take this nuanced position, instead pointing and laughing at the queers for being weird freaks. really not hard to grasp that it's right wing
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 20/09/2026
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh wow, the one time i root for Ole Miss, they don’t disappoint
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Tony Adornato @robottony.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Baudrillard: "It is no longer a question of imitation, nor of reduplication, nor even of parody. It is rather a question of substituting signs of the real for the real itself... Never again will the real have to be produced: this is the vital function of the model in a system of death"
The "secretary of war" wearing a shirt that says "THIS IS WAR" while PTing in a stadium in Texas, which is not war
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahah what on EARTH was that final series UNC? How do you lose to this Clemson team after all of this?
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
At least this sport hates NC State worse than us still, that turnover-on-an-intentional-safety-to-end-the-game is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Make that three! Honestly, he’s going to be smote by the end of the year
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dabo can’t keeping getting away with this criminal conduct, he really is favored by his god
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Maybe if clemson kicks enough cowardly 20 yard field goals they’ll eventually tie this game
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My fellow clemson fans are processing this well on their social media feeds
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m watching the skycast and those boo birds as the stadium ambience made me guffaw
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Belichick vs. Chad Morris
hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Clemson must keep losing until Dabo learns his lesson
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s so funny for the broadcast to go on for like 7 minutes straight about how much of a dumpster fire UNC’s program is right now and then cutting back to them beating Clemson like a rented mule
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Chad Morris failing to convert a third-and-long bubble screen in our own endzone made me scramble to the calendar to make sure it wasn’t 2014 again
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Chad Morris dialing up the bubble screen in the year of our lord 2026, absolutely hilarious criminal malpractice
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Probably one of the few things we agree upon — the 16 team fantasy league i joined years ago has added a great deal of heartache and pain to my life
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rejected name for a Tennessee Williams play’s female lead
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They should just crucify him and chad morris both for this
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh yeah, it’s hard to see them go, but he’ll bounce back quickly if he’s that sociable. Enjoy the kitten fun in the meantime!
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I recently picked up a country stray with a similar attitude and he’s been a blast. You’re doing such a blessing taking care of the little dude!
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sark has always been a fraud, and not being able to do the thing with texas and its resources in this era really shines a spotlight on that wrinkle.
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Parrotheads to PrideHeads
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good luck meatball!
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Lighting delays two weeks in a row? If i was Dabo, I’d have to be seeing these Old Testament portents
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This game is electric
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
KANSAS BLOCKED KICK RETURNED FOR TOUCHDOWN AGAINST THE SLAVERS
A portion of the classic John Brown mural symbolizing bleeding kansas, featuring John Brown and a Tornado
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All Mattie, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸 @richardstands.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It would be bad for ACC if Louisville lost, but also really funny; who’s to say what outcome my heart desires
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They have the best sense of timing I swear
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