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@rhinosaur.me
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(He/Him) Huge nerd. All opinions are always correct, but also my own. Fun stuff for sale at rhinosaur.me

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 02/10/2026
Okay, hear me out. What if we start publicly castrating rapists. I mean, they used to have hangings/beheadings as a fun time for people. I dunno. Could be fun.
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 01/10/2026
I said it when I read it originally, but with the release of Control Resonant, u highly recommend that if you enjoy it then you should read THERE IS NO ANTI MEMETICS DIVISION. It was weird and trippy and a lot of fun.
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 30/09/2026
Benefits of the wife owning a bookstore (part 10,000,000). ARCs and more from the Pacific Northwest Booksellers Conference.
Books sitting on the ground. The books are SOUL PROPRIETOR, TYLOR WITLOCK JUST WON’T DIE, ANJI KILLS A KING, IF YOU THINK YOU’RE LONELY NOW and IT LOOKS LIKE YOU IN THE DARK
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 27/09/2026
Dear Rick Rizzs, We love and will miss you. I’m sorry your last season, the mariners sucked so bad. Love, Every Mariners fan.
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 23/09/2026
In good news, especially for those of us who were teens in the mid-00's, Blood Brothers officially have a successor band - Evil Island. www.youtube.com/watch?v=69oc...
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Evil Island - “Melted Heart ft. Alexis Krauss of Sleigh Bells” (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Evil Island
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 22/09/2026
Jaxson Dart getting injured couldn’t have happened to a better Trump supporting shitheel.
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 19/09/2026
Hell yeah @joshruben.bsky.social. Maybe a cameo from the Fisherman is in order?
An image of the heart eyes killer and that says Heart Eyes 2 coming to theaters in February 2028
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 17/09/2026
Our son’s first book from Dolly arrived today. No, YOU’RE crying about Dolly Parton again.
A copy of The Little Engine that could from Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library.
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 15/09/2026
I think the reason that Jeff Bezos originally connected with the Expanse is because he thinks Dresden was right.
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 15/09/2026
I keep getting wannabe influencers trying to sell Le Creuset stuff for some reason. Clearly, Le Creuset has done ZERO work to prepare them to sell anything, they just sent them copy to read because every single of one of them is pronouncing it “lah croo-set.”
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 15/09/2026
The audio keeps going out on Troy Aikman and Joe Buck on MNF and I swear, it’s never sounded better.
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 14/09/2026
Macklemore is right. Robert Kraft can suck shit. Ed Sheeran is a wussy. But because multiple things can all be true, I feel incumbent to remind you that Macklemore is STILL a dick IRL and his music still sucks, which makes sense why he was paired with Ed Sheeran, whose music also sucks.
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 12/09/2026
Did you know that if you have any of the old ArtBox Pokémon stuff, they fit perfectly in to 2x2 coin collector binder pages.
ArtBox Pokemon stickers in coin sleeve pages in a binder
ArtBox Pokemon stickers and cards in coin sleeve pages in a binder
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 08/09/2026
Also, having finally started The Expanse series, I get it. I get why people get sucked in. I've been sucked in. Each chapter makes me want to get through the next in order to find out what happens.
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 08/09/2026
I haven't updated this in a while (having a kid will make you forget things) Just Finished: Galaxy in Flames - Ben Counter (Audio) A Parade of Horribles - Matt Dinniman (Book) Currently Reading: Leviathan Wakes - James S. A. Corey (Audio) The Calamities - Chuck Wendig (Book)
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 07/09/2026
I understand this is hyper local, but the amount of wannabe influencers in the Puget Sound region who can’t say Puyallup is horrendous. At least they get dragged in the comments for saying it wrong.
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 06/09/2026
I had been waiting until I got my test version, and it has arrived. I have made this #DungeonCrawlerCarl -inspired sweater. I am working on one for every book and hope to have them up in the store soon. I appreciate anyone sharing this, as well. www.rhinosaur.me/product/book...
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Book 1: You Will Not Break Me Knitted Crew Neck Sweater | Rhinosaur Productions
Welcome Crawlers, to Dungeon Crawler World: Earth! Remember, you will need to stay warm as it is a dungeon, so we have this sweater showing our favorite Crawlers, Princess Donut, her bodyguard Carl an...
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 04/09/2026
I misread this at first and thought I spoke like sending from Louisiana. I was so confused. Turns out it’s the opposite.
A heat map showing red/orange on the coasts and blue in the middle/south
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 29/08/2026
Okay, so in my down time (while my baby is sleeping / I’m not working), I’ve been working on these. They’re sweaters inspired by #DungeonCrawlerCarl. I have my first test print of Book 1 arriving soon to make sure it works. I’m really hoping to make one for every book eventually.
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 28/08/2026
I gotta say, I don’t care if it’s supposed to be even halfway decent, I’ll never be watching that new Stuart Fails to Save the Universe purely because it’s a Big Bang Theory spinoff. Absolutely the fuck not.
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 27/08/2026
An image of doctor doom with the words banana hammock in avengers fonts
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it.
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 26/08/2026
Well shit. Now Tim Curry? Jesus fuck.
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 25/08/2026
Since today seems to be a day to discuss music, I just want to call out an EXCELLENT needle drop in a new movie. We finally saw the latest Spider-Man movie this past weekend and the movie opens with TV on the Radio's "Wolf Like Me" which is just a fucking banger of a needle drop for a montage. A++
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 25/08/2026
Feed it in to my veins.
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Turning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination Library
Core team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world.
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 25/08/2026
We just got our son signed up for Dolly's book club. I hope it continues. It's brought so much happiness, joy and literacy to so many kids.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
why do the wrong 80-year-olds keep dying
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT people.com/dolly-parton...
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Dolly Parton, Country Music Legend, Dies at 80, Just 4 Days After Saying, ‘I Still Have so Many Things I Want to Achieve’
Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80. The country music legend was known for songs including “Jolene,” “I Will Always Love You” and “9 to 5.” She also starred in movies like ‘Steel Magnolias’ and ‘T...
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 25/08/2026
THIS is what you went with for the Seahawks / Disney collab? The fucking SEAGULLS from Finding Nemo? The Eagles got Doctor Doom, the Pats got Captain America, the Raiders got Darth Vader. Hell, even the BROWNS got Pluto. But the Seahawks get the Seagulls?! This is just straight up disrespectful.
a man wearing a sweater that says Seattle Seahawks and features the "mine" seagulls from Finding Nemo
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 22/08/2026
Just starting @chuckwendig.bsky.social’s The Calamities and, you know, same.
An image of a page in a book with the line, “The man woke up, which he would swiftly regard as his first mistake of the day,” highlighted.
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 20/08/2026
I have officially caught up on Dungeon Crawler Carl and now I am just sitting here WAITING for Book 9 like everyone else. Ugghhh.
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 18/08/2026
I'm currently finishing A Parade of Horribles but this is up next. I got my copy and gotta tell you, just the cover alone is so cool. They did a great job on the dust jacket and then having some surprises underneath on the hardcover as well. Really looking forward to starting this one.
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 17/08/2026
I added some Dungeon Crawler Carl-inspired stuff to the store today. Inspired by Book 7: This Inevitable Ruin, I thought I’d give a way to show some Princess Posse love Sticker: rhinosaurproductions.square.site/product/f-ck... Shirt: rhinosaurproductions.square.site/product/f-ck...
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F*ck the Cheese Dicks Sticker | Rhinosaur Productions
The “Miss Me?” had been replaced with a new statement. “Fuck the Cheese Dicks.”“It’s cheese sticks, Samantha. Sticks. Not cheese dicks.”“I don’t think so, Carl. Cheese sticks doesn’t even make sense. ...
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 16/08/2026
Because we watch baseball, we keep getting ads for the concerts at local casinos. I’m convinced most of these country musicians they’re advertising aren’t real, but are in fact the animatronic Country Bear Musical Jamboree.
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 14/08/2026
A couple things I made for my wife have arrived. I think others would probably enjoy them, too. RhinosaurProductions.square.site to get one for yourself.
An embroidered sage colored corduroy hat featuring of Hayley Williams hairstyles over the years. Also a black crop top shirt with a white heavy metal-inspired Taylor swift logo and ghosts on the front.
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 14/08/2026
Just got to the chapter “Several Days Earlier” in This Inevitable Ruin and now I have to go beat up @mattdinniman.bsky.social for making me cry.
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 13/08/2026
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - Stick It! is a totally slept on movie for editing and cinematography. The needle drops are also S-Tier. youtu.be/wOx4tTok6yo?...
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Stick it Electric Six - Dance Commander
YouTube video by Kelly Kitsiouli
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 11/08/2026
I made a new sticker today. I just love the idea of Pooh being punk and trying to explain it to Piglet.
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Punk Pooh Sticker | Rhinosaur Productions
It's good advice, Piglet. These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-qua...
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 08/08/2026
Listen, Hannah Waddingham is my choice for Hekla. I think that’d be great. #DungeonCrawlerCarl
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 07/08/2026
I commute 2-4 hours a day depending on traffic. I also have a 4 month old son and a wife I like to talk to and spend time with. Audiobooks rule.
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Milwaukee's DrAwkward @hotshotrobot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Meanwhile, in New York:
A photo of Zohran Mamdani looking nonchalant as the caption explains: "As of March 20, 66,000 HOLES FILLED"
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 05/08/2026
This is one of my favorite designs that I've converted in to an embroidered design. The sticker is still available on the site, too. With this design, I sell it at cost. I make no money on it at all. I just think folks should have it. rhinosaurproductions.square.site/product/apn-...
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APN Embroidered Dad hat | Rhinosaur Productions
Your standard dad hat with a not so subtle reminder to always smack those guys right in the mouth.Sold at cost because profiting off this particular design feels dirty.100% chino cotton twillGreen Cam...
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 05/08/2026
Texts with my wife about our kid: Her: "Little man keeps wiggling, farting and falling back asleep." Me: "What a life."
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 05/08/2026
I added more goodies today to rhinosaurproductions.square.site. This includes the entire set of “Maybe They’ll Kiss” stickers for baseball, basketball, soccer, football and hockey. I also made a very nice That Thing You Do!-inspired sticker.
A holographic sticker on the Rhinosaur Productions website that says “maybe they’ll kiss” and  features a baseball bat and ball. A 60s-inspired sticker on the Rhinosaur Productions website that says “I wonder what happened to the Oneders”
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 04/08/2026
This includes the “This E-Mail Could’ve been a Fist Fight” sticker as well
A sticker of two fists and an envelope that says “This E-Mail Could’ve Been a Fist Fight”
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 04/08/2026
Hello friends, I’ve been making some fun stuff and some political stuff for a while now. I’ve shared some here. If you want something in shirt/hat/sticker form, I have posted a bunch for sale on rhinosaurproductions.square.site This includes the Always Punch Nazis art (at cost for that one).
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 03/08/2026
Oh wow. I'll take this.
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 03/08/2026
Since our household is a closed captions household (my wife can’t hear the tv, otherwise), we have discovered that the captions for the Mariners games have decided Cole Young’s name is actually Kohl Jung. So basically now I need merch of that.
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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 03/08/2026
I got in a fight with a lady collecting signatures for this outside of a Fred Meyer. She tried to say I was the hateful one since I told her to get this transphobic bullshit out of my state.
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