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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 02/10/2026

Okay, hear me out. What if we start publicly castrating rapists. I mean, they used to have hangings/beheadings as a fun time for people. I dunno. Could be fun.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 01/10/2026

I said it when I read it originally, but with the release of Control Resonant, u highly recommend that if you enjoy it then you should read THERE IS NO ANTI MEMETICS DIVISION. It was weird and trippy and a lot of fun.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 30/09/2026

Benefits of the wife owning a bookstore (part 10,000,000). ARCs and more from the Pacific Northwest Booksellers Conference.

Books sitting on the ground. The books are SOUL PROPRIETOR, TYLOR WITLOCK JUST WON’T DIE, ANJI KILLS A KING, IF YOU THINK YOU’RE LONELY NOW and IT LOOKS LIKE YOU IN THE DARK

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 27/09/2026

Dear Rick Rizzs, We love and will miss you. I’m sorry your last season, the mariners sucked so bad. Love, Every Mariners fan.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 23/09/2026

In good news, especially for those of us who were teens in the mid-00's, Blood Brothers officially have a successor band - Evil Island. www.youtube.com/watch?v=69oc...

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Evil Island - “Melted Heart ft. Alexis Krauss of Sleigh Bells” (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Evil Island

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 22/09/2026

Jaxson Dart getting injured couldn’t have happened to a better Trump supporting shitheel.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 19/09/2026

This is like when the Texas GOP put out a list of things democratic socialists want and it was like, “yeah, okay. Sounds great.”

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 19/09/2026

Hell yeah @joshruben.bsky.social. Maybe a cameo from the Fisherman is in order?

An image of the heart eyes killer and that says Heart Eyes 2 coming to theaters in February 2028

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 17/09/2026

Our son’s first book from Dolly arrived today. No, YOU’RE crying about Dolly Parton again.

A copy of The Little Engine that could from Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 15/09/2026

I think the reason that Jeff Bezos originally connected with the Expanse is because he thinks Dresden was right.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 15/09/2026

I keep getting wannabe influencers trying to sell Le Creuset stuff for some reason. Clearly, Le Creuset has done ZERO work to prepare them to sell anything, they just sent them copy to read because every single of one of them is pronouncing it “lah croo-set.”

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 15/09/2026

The audio keeps going out on Troy Aikman and Joe Buck on MNF and I swear, it’s never sounded better.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 14/09/2026

Macklemore is right. Robert Kraft can suck shit. Ed Sheeran is a wussy. But because multiple things can all be true, I feel incumbent to remind you that Macklemore is STILL a dick IRL and his music still sucks, which makes sense why he was paired with Ed Sheeran, whose music also sucks.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 12/09/2026

Did you know that if you have any of the old ArtBox Pokémon stuff, they fit perfectly in to 2x2 coin collector binder pages.

ArtBox Pokemon stickers in coin sleeve pages in a binder

ArtBox Pokemon stickers and cards in coin sleeve pages in a binder

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 09/09/2026

I just don't want a fucking folding touchscreen phone. I don't think that's too much to ask. I miss my old EnV 2. I think that may have been my favorite.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 08/09/2026

We've been laughing at the SHARTS trucks for years. About a year and a half ago they had an opening for a new Marketing Manager. I thought about applying, but decided not to, in the end. Since I KNOW they hired a new person, we've slowly been seeing them roll out new trucks with new logos.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 08/09/2026

I've been reading since the beginning so I just crumbled in to dust.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 08/09/2026

Maybe I'll check those out when I finish The Expanse... and the rest of the Realm of the Elderlings... and the rest of DCC...

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 08/09/2026

Also, having finally started The Expanse series, I get it. I get why people get sucked in. I've been sucked in. Each chapter makes me want to get through the next in order to find out what happens.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 08/09/2026

I haven't updated this in a while (having a kid will make you forget things) Just Finished: Galaxy in Flames - Ben Counter (Audio) A Parade of Horribles - Matt Dinniman (Book) Currently Reading: Leviathan Wakes - James S. A. Corey (Audio) The Calamities - Chuck Wendig (Book)

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 07/09/2026

I understand this is hyper local, but the amount of wannabe influencers in the Puget Sound region who can’t say Puyallup is horrendous. At least they get dragged in the comments for saying it wrong.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 06/09/2026

I had been waiting until I got my test version, and it has arrived. I have made this #DungeonCrawlerCarl -inspired sweater. I am working on one for every book and hope to have them up in the store soon. I appreciate anyone sharing this, as well. www.rhinosaur.me/product/book...

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Book 1: You Will Not Break Me Knitted Crew Neck Sweater | Rhinosaur Productions

Welcome Crawlers, to Dungeon Crawler World: Earth! Remember, you will need to stay warm as it is a dungeon, so we have this sweater showing our favorite Crawlers, Princess Donut, her bodyguard Carl an...

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 04/09/2026

I misread this at first and thought I spoke like sending from Louisiana. I was so confused. Turns out it’s the opposite.

A heat map showing red/orange on the coasts and blue in the middle/south

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 02/09/2026

What do you mean they don't have an overlapping fan base???? All those James Patterson fans LOVE Mr. Beast. **I should also note, her store is not carrying the book. But then again, they just straight up don't carry James Patterson.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 02/09/2026

Bookstore-owner wife has informed me that this book is proving to be a flop. Made me laugh.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 29/08/2026

Okay, so in my down time (while my baby is sleeping / I’m not working), I’ve been working on these. They’re sweaters inspired by #DungeonCrawlerCarl. I have my first test print of Book 1 arriving soon to make sure it works. I’m really hoping to make one for every book eventually.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 28/08/2026

I gotta say, I don’t care if it’s supposed to be even halfway decent, I’ll never be watching that new Stuart Fails to Save the Universe purely because it’s a Big Bang Theory spinoff. Absolutely the fuck not.

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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 26/08/2026

Well shit. Now Tim Curry? Jesus fuck.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 25/08/2026

Since today seems to be a day to discuss music, I just want to call out an EXCELLENT needle drop in a new movie. We finally saw the latest Spider-Man movie this past weekend and the movie opens with TV on the Radio's "Wolf Like Me" which is just a fucking banger of a needle drop for a montage. A++

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 25/08/2026

Feed it in to my veins.

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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

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Turning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination Library

Core team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 25/08/2026

We just got our son signed up for Dolly's book club. I hope it continues. It's brought so much happiness, joy and literacy to so many kids.

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

why do the wrong 80-year-olds keep dying

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 25/08/2026

Come to think of it, almost the entirety of the NFC West got disrespected. The Niners got Stinky Pete The Cardinals got Iago The Rams got Sully (which is a weird pull, but not the worst) Just terrible.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 25/08/2026

THIS is what you went with for the Seahawks / Disney collab? The fucking SEAGULLS from Finding Nemo? The Eagles got Doctor Doom, the Pats got Captain America, the Raiders got Darth Vader. Hell, even the BROWNS got Pluto. But the Seahawks get the Seagulls?! This is just straight up disrespectful.

a man wearing a sweater that says Seattle Seahawks and features the "mine" seagulls from Finding Nemo

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 22/08/2026

Just starting @chuckwendig.bsky.social’s The Calamities and, you know, same.

An image of a page in a book with the line, “The man woke up, which he would swiftly regard as his first mistake of the day,” highlighted.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 20/08/2026

I have officially caught up on Dungeon Crawler Carl and now I am just sitting here WAITING for Book 9 like everyone else. Ugghhh.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 18/08/2026

I'm currently finishing A Parade of Horribles but this is up next. I got my copy and gotta tell you, just the cover alone is so cool. They did a great job on the dust jacket and then having some surprises underneath on the hardcover as well. Really looking forward to starting this one.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 17/08/2026

I added some Dungeon Crawler Carl-inspired stuff to the store today. Inspired by Book 7: This Inevitable Ruin, I thought I’d give a way to show some Princess Posse love Sticker: rhinosaurproductions.square.site/product/f-ck... Shirt: rhinosaurproductions.square.site/product/f-ck...

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F*ck the Cheese Dicks Sticker | Rhinosaur Productions

The “Miss Me?” had been replaced with a new statement. “Fuck the Cheese Dicks.”“It’s cheese sticks, Samantha. Sticks. Not cheese dicks.”“I don’t think so, Carl. Cheese sticks doesn’t even make sense. ...

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 16/08/2026

Because we watch baseball, we keep getting ads for the concerts at local casinos. I’m convinced most of these country musicians they’re advertising aren’t real, but are in fact the animatronic Country Bear Musical Jamboree.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 14/08/2026

A couple things I made for my wife have arrived. I think others would probably enjoy them, too. RhinosaurProductions.square.site to get one for yourself.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 14/08/2026

Just got to the chapter “Several Days Earlier” in This Inevitable Ruin and now I have to go beat up @mattdinniman.bsky.social for making me cry.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 13/08/2026

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - Stick It! is a totally slept on movie for editing and cinematography. The needle drops are also S-Tier. youtu.be/wOx4tTok6yo?...

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Stick it Electric Six - Dance Commander

YouTube video by Kelly Kitsiouli

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 11/08/2026

Benefits of the wife owning a bookstore - It'll just arrive at my house next Tuesday when she gets home from work.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 10/08/2026

I thought that was Jason Kelce for a second 😂

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 08/08/2026

Listen, Hannah Waddingham is my choice for Hekla. I think that’d be great. #DungeonCrawlerCarl

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