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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 30/09/2026

Benefits of the wife owning a bookstore (part 10,000,000). ARCs and more from the Pacific Northwest Booksellers Conference.

Books sitting on the ground. The books are SOUL PROPRIETOR, TYLOR WITLOCK JUST WON’T DIE, ANJI KILLS A KING, IF YOU THINK YOU’RE LONELY NOW and IT LOOKS LIKE YOU IN THE DARK

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 19/09/2026

Hell yeah @joshruben.bsky.social. Maybe a cameo from the Fisherman is in order?

An image of the heart eyes killer and that says Heart Eyes 2 coming to theaters in February 2028

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 17/09/2026

Our son’s first book from Dolly arrived today. No, YOU’RE crying about Dolly Parton again.

A copy of The Little Engine that could from Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 12/09/2026

Did you know that if you have any of the old ArtBox Pokémon stuff, they fit perfectly in to 2x2 coin collector binder pages.

ArtBox Pokemon stickers in coin sleeve pages in a binder

ArtBox Pokemon stickers and cards in coin sleeve pages in a binder

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 04/09/2026

I misread this at first and thought I spoke like sending from Louisiana. I was so confused. Turns out it’s the opposite.

A heat map showing red/orange on the coasts and blue in the middle/south

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 29/08/2026

Okay, so in my down time (while my baby is sleeping / I’m not working), I’ve been working on these. They’re sweaters inspired by #DungeonCrawlerCarl. I have my first test print of Book 1 arriving soon to make sure it works. I’m really hoping to make one for every book eventually.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 25/08/2026

THIS is what you went with for the Seahawks / Disney collab? The fucking SEAGULLS from Finding Nemo? The Eagles got Doctor Doom, the Pats got Captain America, the Raiders got Darth Vader. Hell, even the BROWNS got Pluto. But the Seahawks get the Seagulls?! This is just straight up disrespectful.

a man wearing a sweater that says Seattle Seahawks and features the "mine" seagulls from Finding Nemo

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 22/08/2026

Just starting @chuckwendig.bsky.social’s The Calamities and, you know, same.

An image of a page in a book with the line, “The man woke up, which he would swiftly regard as his first mistake of the day,” highlighted.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 14/08/2026

A couple things I made for my wife have arrived. I think others would probably enjoy them, too. RhinosaurProductions.square.site to get one for yourself.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 05/08/2026

I added more goodies today to rhinosaurproductions.square.site. This includes the entire set of “Maybe They’ll Kiss” stickers for baseball, basketball, soccer, football and hockey. I also made a very nice That Thing You Do!-inspired sticker.

A holographic sticker on the Rhinosaur Productions website that says “maybe they’ll kiss” and features a baseball bat and ball.

A 60s-inspired sticker on the Rhinosaur Productions website that says “I wonder what happened to the Oneders”

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 04/08/2026

This includes the “This E-Mail Could’ve been a Fist Fight” sticker as well

A sticker of two fists and an envelope that says “This E-Mail Could’ve Been a Fist Fight”

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 04/08/2026

Hello friends, I’ve been making some fun stuff and some political stuff for a while now. I’ve shared some here. If you want something in shirt/hat/sticker form, I have posted a bunch for sale on rhinosaurproductions.square.site This includes the Always Punch Nazis art (at cost for that one).

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 23/06/2026

We have decided that this Alolan Dugtrio card is Trixie, Katya, and John Cena from Barbie all together.

An Alolan Dugtrio art card from Surging Sparks. All three of the Dugtrio heads have beautiful blonde hair.

Trixe Mattel wearing a 60s style outfit with long blonde hair.

Katya from Drag Race with a shorter bob blonde wig

John Cena in Barbie dressed as a merman with long, blonde hair.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 19/06/2026

If this is how I’m tracked, it’ll be hilarious.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 28/05/2026

This is how I always feel.

A skeleton on fire sitting a desk, which has a cup of coffee, some papers and a computer monitor, with text that reads, "I hope this email finds you well"

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 22/05/2026

Because I can't help myself and want to keep track of all the minis I still need to paint, I had to create a spreadsheet. This is the current state of my minis.

A chart showing gauges at the top for Built, Sprayed, Painted, Based and Finished. Below it are a chart showing percentage of completed minis (76.1%) and Incomplete Minis (23.9%) and a breakdown of Factions/Property that minis belong to, with Ultramarines and D&D minis in the lead 2 spots.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 10/04/2026

Momcozy, you will never convince me this isn’t just a repurposed vibrator.

A box showing the momcozy lactation massager

The momcozy lactation massager charging on a table

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 05/04/2026

Why use a normal breast milk collection jug when you have a vintage TANG jug that’s basically the same thing?

A vintage glass TANG jug partially filled with breast milk.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 30/03/2026

Currently at the hospital for my wife’s induction so my mom is with our dogs. They are unsure why she’s at their house and they’re not at hers.

A miniature and giant schnauzer sit on a couch staring reluctantly at the camera.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 27/03/2026

Happy opening day, all

An autographed Cal Raleigh Topps five star rookie card in a hard case with the mariners game on in the background

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 23/03/2026

Got some Poképantry cards from @bethberad.bsky.social at ECCC that arrived today and I love them.

10 Pokemon tribute art cards from a set called Pokepantry. All are various food-based takes on Pokemon.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 21/03/2026

Follow-up. It arrived.

A signed Cal Raleigh rookie card and a box of Clearly Authentic Baseball 2022 sit on top of a warhammer magazine

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 20/03/2026

The test print for the box art of the Baseball Tarot, now named The Diamond Arcana, has arrived. Some small issues I see in terms of spacing vs. fold location but otherwise, I'm pretty happy with it.

A tarot deck box with golden filigree, a baseball diamond with a baseball in the middle. The middle baseball has an eye in the middle. The box reads "The Diamond Arcana"

A filigreed back of a tarot box with sample images that reads -
THE DIAMOND ARCANA
The Diamond Arcana is a baseball-inspired Tarot that reimagines the ancient language of divination through the rhythms, rituals, and legends of the game. This deck transforms the baseball diamond into a sacred field where fate unfolds one pitch at a time. Each card reflects the emotional highs, crushing losses, quiet patience and sudden miracles that define both the game and the human experience.
Rooted in nostalgia but alive with modern meaning, The Diamond Arcana honors baseball as more than a sport. It is a metaphor for time, teamwork, failure and hope. Whether you are a lifelong fan or a newcomer to Tarot, the deck invites you to read the signs, trust the process and remember that every at-bat carries possibility. After all, no game is ever truly over until the final out and even then, tomorrow brings another opening pitch.

The bottom of a tarot card box with a symbol that says "Etsy Witch Approved" and "Created by Curtis Chandler - 2026"

The side of the tarot box showing the Minor Arcana symbols. The Swords is the outline of baseball bats, Pentacles is a home plate shape with a pentacle in the middle, Cups is a filigree-style beer cup, and wands is a filigreed baseball.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 18/03/2026

Holy shit. I had gotten a Jorge Polanco signed card redemption from Topps late last year. Well, he's no longer on the Mariners so I was able to request a replacement. I just looked at what they shipped instead. Holy shit.

A clip of shipping notification that says:

SHIPPED
Code:
Five Star Baseball
Five Star Rookie Auto-Cal Raleigh /75
Shipped Mar 12, 2026
Track package

SHIPPED
Code:
Topps Clearly Authentic
Hobby Box
Shipped Mar 12, 2026
Track package

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 18/03/2026

$10 says Spidey has 6 arms in this scene similarly to how that one shot in the last one had Lizard getting rocked by no one and it turned out there was a different Spidey there.

Spider-Man jumping at a gaggle of red-clad warriors.

A shot from Spider-Man No Way Home's trailer where Lizard gets punched and no one is around him.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 18/03/2026

My prediction for the new Spider-Man movie twist

Six armed spider-man from the 90s animated series swinging through the air.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 13/03/2026

For your Friday timeline, some schnauzers playing in the snow.

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 04/03/2026

lol yeah right The best part about these calls is the dipshits who make them have to listen to my voicemail message which is Grog Strongjaw yelling at them.

A voicemail transcript that says “Daniel calling for the police officers committee. We're having our back the blue awareness campaign. Uh, sadly, our police officers are being assaulted and attacked while doing their jobs. As a pro political organization, our goal is to elect lawmakers who will fight for legislation for our brave officers. Now, when you receive your contribution return envelope, can we count on you to return a small contribution for the drive? Is that okay?”

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 02/03/2026

Here’s a timeline cleanse of pups snuggling. Enjoy.

A giant schnauzer and a miniature schnauzer cuddle on a couch

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Curtis @rhinosaur.me · 24/02/2026

So over the last couple months, basically since the Etsy Witch thing for the Mariners, I've slowly been designing a Baseball-themed tarot deck. I've done a couple test prints and I think I've finally gotten it figured out. Now I guess it’s time to see if anyone actually wants this?