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✨Rhinestone Specs✨

@rhinestonespecs.bsky.social
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Just got a great new job, but it’s getting in the way of my dog snuggling, crafting, cheese eating, and bourbon drinking.

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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 13h
H Mart has no fury like a fig scorned.
A display of scones. On the right is a sign describing a cranberry scone, and on the left is a sign labeled “ fig scorn $3.50”
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New in the shop! What’s up, dawg? Let people know using this hand colored African painted dog card. thecardmonger.etsy.com/listing/4585...
thecardmonger.etsy.com
African Wild Painted Dog Handmade Card - Etsy
This Greeting Cards item is sold by TheCardmonger. Ships from Baltimore, MD. Listed on Sep 29, 2026
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Parton day y’all! It’s 9/25. I’m getting my hair done and I told my stylist to make it extra big. apnews.com/article/doll...
apnews.com
It's officially Dolly Parton Day, with parades, pink lights and book drives
Communities worldwide are dedicating Friday to honoring Dolly Parton. The day falls on Sept. 25, a wink at her hit song “9 to 5.”
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am in a breakfast restaurant and a small child just shouted “ I do not like bacon!” and I am not proud of the instinctive glare I gave her. 🥓🩷
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The 2026 Japanese stationary award winners, for my fellow nerds. www.facebook.com/share/v/1ENu...
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This friend definitely did not give consent for touching, but was willing to take a photo. 😍
A very handsome very dark praying mantis on a sidewalkA very handsome very dark praying mantis is saying “ NO TOUCHY!” to the woman who is getting suspiciously close with her arm (featuring a praying mantis tattoo)
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is the only good thing on the Internet today.
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I just finished watering all the plants- the hose is just inside that gate in the bottom right. Came back in the house, locked the door behind me, kicked off my shoes, looked out the window, and realized my dog was off having an adventure. 🙄
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Trying to work. And if anything touches Sully, he jumps up like he’s been branded. 😠
A crafting workstation with a green rolly chair. A bulldog and a spotty basset mix are nestled right up against the wheels of the chair where they are certain to get run over.
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s time to start making your list for Santa, perhaps you want to consider your own personal speculum?
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’ve been walking all around my neighborhood for years and this is the first time I saw this amazing treehouse. I wonder if I could get my husband to build me one?
A great open-air backyard treehouse, probably 30 feet off the ground with a very sturdy looking ladder that even a fat old lady could climb.Close-up of a really nice looking treehouse. It’s a small square room with open size, almost like a little Japanese house.
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@maudegertrude.bsky.social Was it you who posted a grasshopper photo the other day? I saw this guy this morning, you must have sent me. Good luck! 🦗
A very handsome large grasshopper is sitting on a red flower.
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Squeee pickle snowball at the renaissance festival!! 🥒
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I saw this ant on my walk this morning, clearly on his way to a Labor Day barbecue. 🍖
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I am sitting in dad’s seat and neither of Benji’s brain cells can figure out what the heck is going on.
A perfect brown baby bulldog is standing with his front to pause on the arm of a loveseat. He is staring at the photographer, a couple feet away. There is not a flicker of a plan in his eyes and he seems to have no idea what to do next.
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh my goodness, today I got to transport a dog for basset rescue to his foster family. I almost stole him. 😭 🖤
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Benji went a little viral yesterday, so here’s a little late summer bulldogflower for anybody who’s still paying attention.
A perfect brown baby bulldog is having a Big yawn. He is wearing crocheted Marigold hat with a green string, tied under his chin and he is super excited to be dressed up.
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Dear God, please don’t let me see these in a store because I will buy them and I will eat one and I will be sad.
An ad for summer carnival Oreos, and dill pickle flavor. The Oreo actually looks like something the Grinch would shit out.
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Porch hippo
A perfect brown baby bulldog has found a sunny spot on the front front porch porch. He is laying down with his head on his paws and about half inch of pink tongue blepping out. His eyes are mostly closed and you can tell a nap is coming fast.
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just sharing a bit of smart seasonal advice I came across…
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I am ridiculously excited for the Wile E. Coyote movie. 🤩 Makes me miss @ampedinnm.bsky.social
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I once had a commission for a Dolly Parton card. 💜
A handmade pop-up card featuring four different silhouettes of Dolly Parton.
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I just finished this movie and my jaw is on the floor. Amazing true story, and I just don’t have words for Kate Winslet. Parts are hard to watch, but it’s so worth it. Highly recommend.
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
How am I supposed to pay attention to the tv with this handsome face in my lap?
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Y’all, I really need your help. I was given a $50 Etsy gift certificate for my birthday and I want to buy a vintage tissue box cover. Below you can see where my tissue box sits. The art on the wall there is an elephant footprint. I’ve narrowed it down to two, very different prices. Which do I pick?
A corner of my living room, with an ugly blue tissue box on top of a cabinet, surrounded by antiques, masks, and a framed elephant footprint.A screenshot of two vintage tissue box covers for sale on Etsy. One looks like wood with carved elephant heads and cost $55. The other is ceramic, shaped like a terrapin, and costs $25.
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The H Mart near my house just added a stationary shop. I was with my husband when I realized so I couldn’t buy anything and I’m trying so hard not to go back and make really bad decisions. @bruceshark.bsky.social you were there too!
A package of mini clips featuring sharks making faces
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
@gusterbear.bsky.social how cool would this be?
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I feel like this headline would really benefit from one additional pronoun. Is it a crime if you urinate on your own family?
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What say you BlueSky, yay or nay?
A box of limited time only chili cheese dog Cheez-Its
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Benji wishes everyone a happy #TongueOutTuesday
A perfect brown baby bulldog is having a snooze. His eyes are closed and about 4 in.² of tongue is laying out on the hardwood floor.
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Now in my shop: shoebill stork “new baby” cards! This is your chance to start early being the weird uncle/aunt/family friend. Totally customizable for blanket color and skin tone. thecardmonger.etsy.com/listing/4551...
Two versions of the bad ass stork card, one in blue with a dark skinned baby, and one in pink with a light skinned baby with a pink bow in its hairTwo versions of the inside of the stork card with the text “ giant congratulations”Babies showing four different blanket colors, one of which has a bow in its hairA close-up of the bad ass stork baby card in pink.
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I made Benji meme, complete with gremlin noise.
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This is Benji bumping into a bee. There’s no evidence of a sting mind you, it just startled him. I need to hope my house is never robbed by bees.
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I just saw an ad for make up the promises to make your skin look “dewey”. This time of year, I am constantly covered in droplets of moisture without spending a dime on cosmetics.
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
We went to see the Gin Blossoms this weekend and my husband said Robin Wilson looks like @altonbrown.bsky.social next with a little Fozzie Bear. I think Alton would appreciate a Fozzie collab.
Robin Wilson, lead singer of Gin Blossoms
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
From the boardwalk at Atlantic City: sadsaxoltl.
A carnival game in Atlantic City has giant plush animal prizes hanging along the front and the axolotls are droopy and sad.
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I have been trying to get a lot more exercise and I’m frustrated that my fitness watch doesn’t actually have workout categories for the most strenuous things I do. How about “trying on your bathing suits when you’re already sweaty”? 🥵😖 Playing fetch? Scrubbing the bathtub?
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Benji trying to scratch his ear is like me trying to tie my shoes. There’s just too much going on in between.
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I have an etsy card shop and am now taking orders for custom holiday cards. No order is too big or small, I can make almost anything, and I will work with your budget. For more info, DM me or email TheCarmonger@gmail.com
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The hubs took me to Fogo de Chão and I ate *12* cheese rolls. 🤢
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I saw a heron in a tree this morning on my walk. Upon reviewing the video, I realized it might not be a best practice to stand directly under the bird tell it to do something.
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
CAT FEETS 🚨🚨🚨 www.facebook.com/reel/9031474...
facebook.com
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I am grateful to @mckinleydturtle.bsky.social for offering me an invite several times. Thank you for being a little orange curmudgeon and entertaining and educating us in your unique way.
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I recently put together an order for Scrapbook.com. Since it was pride month, I checked to see what LGBTQ plus papers they had. Every search I could think of brought up patriotic and sports papers. So I emailed customer service and was basically told to go shop somewhere else. 😡 1/2
An email response from customer service at scrapbook.com that says “ thank you for reaching out… We know you have choices in where you shop. Well we hope you will shop with us, we understand if we don’t meet your expectations, and we support your right to shop wherever is best for you. thank you again for sharing your thoughts with us.”A screenshot from scrapbook.com showing the search “ LGBTQ” with patriotic and sports resultsA screenshot from scrapbook.com showing the search “pride” with a single clearance sheet of rainbow paper and the rest sports and patriotic
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Benji recommends the tongue-out strategy for dissipating heat. Our best wishes go out to all our friends who have to work out in this weather. 🥵
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
On my walk today, this cat! 👀☁️🐈‍⬛☁️
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
@dansavage.bsky.social
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsay Graham just HAD to get a better room than Mitch McConnell.🔥
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✨Rhinestone Specs✨ @rhinestonespecs.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
So has anyone considered there might be Mitch McConnell horcruxes?
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