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Fried Plantain🔥

@rhea-melissa.bsky.social
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I love it here 🥰
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Once bringing work into my bedroom 😅 man it’s comfortable in here (will fight the stray fibers from the cord at a later date).
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 17/03/2025
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Oh gawd my barber is finally back on island 😭
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
KHARI JUST WON HIS FIRST RACE!! TALK TO ME NICE!!!
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Unfriendly Black Hottie! 🇧🇧 @nikilatoya.blacksky.app · 05/03/2025
Human evolution has FAILED women cause WHY are periods still a thing?!? There HAS to be a better way!!! Where my OS update that eliminates PMS?!? I’d like to speak to a manager!!!!
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a woman in a plaid shirt and shorts is standing in a hallway .
ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt and shorts is standing in a hallway .
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
12 rolls of 4mm natural cotton braid cord would be lovely right now.
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malcoholic @lepetitereboot.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Dick is common loot.
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
This year I want to do more costuming work.
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Such a nice feeling being around people who appreciate your craft.
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
The love I have for raccoons 🥺
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Live from bewitchedville.
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Saint D'Khari @saintdkhari.blacksky.app · 23/01/2025
Everyone that likes crocs has a story of how they tried somebody crocs and never looked back and I need y'all to understand that's how the crack epidemic started
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Would absolutely destroy some buffalo wings right now.
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MF Blessing 💙 @sylphliv.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Body dysmorphia is a bitch.
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Soooooo we ever getting back a national stadium?
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
This child will need a job when he hits puberty with the way he eats.
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Get Off / Seven.
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
About to kiss the weight I finally gained back farewell. 🥲
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The baby is sick aka we all sick.
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
A lemon butter pasta will do it every time.
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
The Twizzlers are telling me I should eat 10 at a time.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Stern business man speaks into mic "i would like to make a statement"
zoom out to see he is wearing an electric green mini squirt and heels. legs look fabulous 
"i will not be answering questions"
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Watching “Cunk On Life” and LOL
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Anyhow, it’s going to be a wonderful day.🌸
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Sarah @sarahjen.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
several times a day i ask “am i hungry or am i just bored” and then i have a little snack while i think about it
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Timeless, Up to di time - to the minute. You know it’s the translator- I know. And de ladies insisted I did it greater - right away.
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I’d like to experience 1 singular day without 14 tabs being opened in my head all at once.
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Josh Chafetz @joshchafetz.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I’m looking at my lipgloss stash and I can definitely have more. So on that note I don’t have a problem. 🤷🏾‍♀️
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Throwing the tiniest tantrum.
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Tom Fawkes @tomfawkes.com · 01/01/2025
I love being in the superposition of “God, I feel lonely” and “Better not bother anyone ever.”
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Heading into the new year with an absolute sweetie pie🥰
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Insatiable - Darren Hayes Alright - Victoria Monet Kissing On Me - Skillibeng
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bisexual rigamarole @coreydotcomm.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
there is no “one that got away”. they got away for a reason.
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
She has to be bating me into conversation at this point.
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
You’re about to tell me Sesame, Olive, Coconut and Sunflower oils all taste and smell the same?
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Trying to explain that I don’t don’t like the smell or taste of olive oil and the person responds with “Oil is oil, they don’t have tastes.” 🥴 Fighting the urge to let the tism take over and break down how terribly wrong that are.
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HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.blacksky.app · 30/12/2024
cause one thing about it... i'ma always find out somehow lmao.
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Jah knows I hate to see an RBC cheque. Always problems.
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
3 biggest liabilities outside again
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I can’t deal with chronically late people.
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 28/12/2024
Everything ain’t gotta be connected to the internet. 

Niggas hack ya crockpot and turn it up on high 
and now ya chili done burnt the house down.
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…goodie… @sunflower-246.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I wanna get wine drunk and send pre meditated messages so I can blame it on the alcohol
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ᴾᵃᵖⁱ ᴄʜɪᴄʜᴏꜱ 🥷⃤ @igotyoedges.blacksky.app · 24/12/2024
Good morning to everyone who understands that chocolate and mint do NOT go together
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Got us living in the Hollywood poverty filter 😭
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Fried Plantain🔥 @rhea-melissa.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I guess the Sahara dust is our snow.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Christmas Eve Eve -- when my stomach becomes ground zero for every variety of caloric intake known to humanity.
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