riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 22hi have no words… omfg. Go brewers. Go Milwaukee. Ugh. I’m so fucking happy omg. 010 0
riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 22hME RIGHT NOW OMG.static.klipy.comMichael Scott's 'Oh My God, It's Happening!' MomentALT: Michael Scott's 'Oh My God, It's Happening!' Moment 000 0
riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I need there to be an app for people who love pizza and could eat pizza every day for the rest of their lives. I would date those people. 000 0
riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 15/10/2026We need AI regulation right now. We need more candidates discussing how to monitor and control AI and rogue AI data centers that are popping up across the globe. It worked for nuclear weapons, it can work in artificial intelligence too. 000 0
riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 02/10/2026#GoodMorning and a Happy Friday sunrise from Humboldt Park in Milwaukee. We made it, this week was a doozy at work but finally it’s the weekend.✌️ 000 0
riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Good morning from my run at Humboldt Park this morning. If you’re reading this, I hope you have a great Thursday! ✌️ #goodmorning #thursday #milwaukee 000 0
riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 01/10/2026not surprising but I do have to say, really kwik trip? #aislop 010 0
riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Also, this week I put a cool af pride flag button I got at Bay View Bash on my work backpack and I know some have noticed here (I got a compliment by the only openly queer person here). Said owner is a HUGE MAGA/Trump supporter. So I question, is this trolling or workplace hazing? 000 0
riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I must say I find the timing odd… I recently mentioned last week that my brother is autistic. Said owner immediately blamed my mom for giving him the MMR vaccination. To which I said, very calmly and politely that I personally believe that’s not the root cause. 101 0
riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I asked about what I should do with this? Should I share the article on our social media accounts? If so that we should be aware community notes up the wazoo may happen and it could impact our credibility. Nothing. No answer. Crickets. 100 0
riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Anyway, the owner sends my manager an email with an article attached, specifically requesting that I read it over. The article is about how vaccinations are poisonous and killing people. That’s it. Just read it. I legit have no idea what this has to do with my job. 100 0
riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 30/09/2026All right, super weird request from my work today. I’m the social media guy at an alternative medical treatment facility — think holistic meets integrative health. Not going to say where. #socialmedia #marketing #iNeedANewJob 100 0
riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My backyard maple from Tuesday morning. I hope you had a great day. ✌️ 000 0
riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 28/09/2026#Goodmorning! Here’s to a dope af Monday. If you’re reading this, go get it! 000 0
riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If there are any restaurants, bars, breweries or coffee shops looking for marketing and social media help — hit me up. Seriously. You have no idea how much it’ll benefit you. Take a chance. Dm open. #socialmedia #marketing 000 0
Reposted by riot chef rextHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Obama: “Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the White House press corps. You’re laughing, but this is what’s happening. It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent right now would have tolerated behavior like that from me.” Clip courtesy @meidastouch.com 743276638825 0
riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 17/09/2026#Quotes I use on the reg: “Okay Father, I'm darting off to pursue my educational prowess!” 000 0
riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Just a friendly reminder — if you voted third party this past election you are part of the problem and blame. Thanks! #trump #usa #psa 000 0
Reposted by riot chef rextHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 14/09/2026According to the House Oversight chair, Mitch McConnell has just 24 hours to show his face in Washington. Otherwise, he’ll get another 24 hours. thedailybeast.com/d-day-for-mi... 2673121573 0
Reposted by riot chef rextBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/202613-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.theonion.comNew Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te... 180119422005 0
riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My cat came up to me this morning and scratched my mouth, claws out and all, because I was eating toast and it wanted the piece I was putting in my mouth. Jfc dude that shit hurt. Anyway, happy Friday. 000 0
riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 09/09/2026got a weird message from bsky about resetting my password, but after that hurdle we're good now. yeesh. 000 0
riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 06/09/20262.61 mile run this morning = ✅️ That felt so fucking good, especially after two evenings of drinking. Happy #Sunday to you all! 000 0
riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Has anyone out there gone to their high school reunion yet? Not to age myself (not that it matters to me), but my 20 year is coming up so I’m curious as to what to expect. Also, do you think it’s weird if people don’t bring their significant other even if they get a +1? I’m curious lmk! 000 0
riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I think Paracosm by Washed Out will forever be one of my favorite “summer feels” albums of all time. 000 0
riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I have never watched smiling friends before until about an hour ago. Holy shit best decision of the day. 000 0
riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Look at those cute ears. Thank you for being a good human! 010 0
Reposted by riot chef rextGOJII | U ARE NOT ALONE TOUR 2026 @gojiimusic.bsky.social · 29/08/2026 04612 0
Reposted by riot chef rextT. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦 @tryangregory.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Idiocracy was *too optimistic* about America 942576373 0
Reposted by riot chef rextWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026[Exit Queen.] 2063893311002 0
riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 24/08/2026poor jimothy and I are floating down the river of tears in the same sad boat. #wisconsin #hong 041 0
Reposted by riot chef rextDogpatch Press @dogpatch.press · 24/08/2026Cute WNBA mascots with fun backstories and they/them pronouns. www.them.us/culture/toro...them.usThe Toronto Tempo’s New Mascot Is a Butch With She/They Pronouns and a Gorgeous Rumored GFAccording to the pair’s official backstory, Dot and Dez found a “shared love of rhythm,” which feels like a euphemism for something. 1172 0
riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Remember when avocado toast was the butt end of an insult? What a world it was ten years ago or so. 100 0
riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 15/08/2026exactly! even he says AI "art" is trash and belongs in the trash bin more than he does. *** note: Bunker elected to go into the trash bin spontaneously. I did not place him there. But even he agrees AI art is more trash bin worthy than himself. 110 0
riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Here’s a real picture for Caturday. My guy Bunker likes to hang out in the trash bin. 61142 0
riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Undoubtedly my favorite feature in photoshop. Makes marketing and design so much easier. 000 0