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@rext.bsky.social
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🦊 new age fun with a vintage feel. 📍 MKE, WI but dwells in its fictional underworld world, Sunrise City. 🏙️ this is a space that's mainly reserved for writers talk, politics and my own musings.

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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 14h
i have no words… omfg. Go brewers. Go Milwaukee. Ugh. I’m so fucking happy omg.
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 14h
ME RIGHT NOW OMG.
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Michael Scott's 'Oh My God, It's Happening!' Moment
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 14h
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hamilton!!!!!!! Omfg
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 15h
AARON. FUCKING ASHBY.
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 15h
Holy shit. Three more.
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 15h
Omfgggggg six more outs.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 22h
Theo Von just BOMBED
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Saw Theo at Beacon Theater tonight for his Netflix taping (double ouch).
1/3 of the crowd walked out (myself included - and they seem to keep coming).
Worst set I've ever seen. Pandering to the dumbest 50 people in the room.
Failure of epic proportions.
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867True. I was at the show tonight and he had to pause the show to ask for the punchline several times.
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& ReplyJust came out of his 9pm show. Started off strong but it was a roller coaster that fell off at the end. There were multiple times where he would walk off stage to talk to someone or be in the middle of a story and forget where he was and restart. I absolutely love Theo but to me it seemed like he was on something whether drugs or alcohol and seems to be more than just nerves
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Hard agree, huge fan of the podcast but the set was all over the place. Bits and pieces were funny but it was nerve wrecking just to watch. Could feel the tension in the room
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Normal-Ordinary-4744 OP • 1h
Did 1/3rd of the crowd leave the venue?
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Ok-Flow4845 • 1h
I was in orchestra so don't know about balcony, towards the end people did start walking out but it was less than 1/3
...%We left probably 10 minutes before the show ended based on when the crowd started coming out. Other people left but definitely not 1/3 of the crowd. the show was terrible. hands down the worst comedy show I've ever seen, I feel bad for him.
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 22h
I need there to be an app for people who love pizza and could eat pizza every day for the rest of their lives. I would date those people.
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
We need AI regulation right now. We need more candidates discussing how to monitor and control AI and rogue AI data centers that are popping up across the globe. It worked for nuclear weapons, it can work in artificial intelligence too.
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#GoodMorning and a Happy Friday sunrise from Humboldt Park in Milwaukee. We made it, this week was a doozy at work but finally it’s the weekend.✌️
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good morning from my run at Humboldt Park this morning. If you’re reading this, I hope you have a great Thursday! ✌️ #goodmorning #thursday #milwaukee
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
not surprising but I do have to say, really kwik trip? #aislop
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All right, super weird request from my work today. I’m the social media guy at an alternative medical treatment facility — think holistic meets integrative health. Not going to say where. #socialmedia #marketing #iNeedANewJob
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My backyard maple from Tuesday morning. I hope you had a great day. ✌️
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#Goodmorning! Here’s to a dope af Monday. If you’re reading this, go get it!
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If there are any restaurants, bars, breweries or coffee shops looking for marketing and social media help — hit me up. Seriously. You have no idea how much it’ll benefit you. Take a chance. Dm open. #socialmedia #marketing
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Obama: “Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the White House press corps. You’re laughing, but this is what’s happening. It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent right now would have tolerated behavior like that from me.” Clip courtesy @meidastouch.com
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#Quotes I use on the reg: “Okay Father, I'm darting off to pursue my educational prowess!”
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just a friendly reminder — if you voted third party this past election you are part of the problem and blame. Thanks! #trump #usa #psa
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
According to the House Oversight chair, Mitch McConnell has just 24 hours to show his face in Washington. Otherwise, he’ll get another 24 hours. thedailybeast.com/d-day-for-mi...
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Seriously tho what the fuck?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
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New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My cat came up to me this morning and scratched my mouth, claws out and all, because I was eating toast and it wanted the piece I was putting in my mouth. Jfc dude that shit hurt. Anyway, happy Friday.
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
got a weird message from bsky about resetting my password, but after that hurdle we're good now. yeesh.
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
2.61 mile run this morning = ✅️ That felt so fucking good, especially after two evenings of drinking. Happy #Sunday to you all!
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Has anyone out there gone to their high school reunion yet? Not to age myself (not that it matters to me), but my 20 year is coming up so I’m curious as to what to expect. Also, do you think it’s weird if people don’t bring their significant other even if they get a +1? I’m curious lmk!
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I think Paracosm by Washed Out will forever be one of my favorite “summer feels” albums of all time.
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Jfc if that ain’t Nemo…
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I have never watched smiling friends before until about an hour ago. Holy shit best decision of the day.
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GOJII | U ARE NOT ALONE TOUR 2026 @gojiimusic.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦 @tryangregory.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Idiocracy was *too optimistic* about America
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
poor jimothy and I are floating down the river of tears in the same sad boat. #wisconsin #hong
A sticker on a light pole of a cartoon drawing of the raccoon, Jimothy, holding a “Jimothy for Hong” sign.
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Dogpatch Press @dogpatch.press · 24/08/2026
Cute WNBA mascots with fun backstories and they/them pronouns. www.them.us/culture/toro...
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The Toronto Tempo’s New Mascot Is a Butch With She/They Pronouns and a Gorgeous Rumored GF
​According to the pair’s official backstory, Dot and Dez found a “shared love of rhythm,” which feels like a euphemism for something.
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Remember when avocado toast was the butt end of an insult? What a world it was ten years ago or so.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My bad
Drawing of a puppy holding a heart that says; "Sorry for ghosting I was sad"
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Undoubtedly my favorite feature in photoshop. Makes marketing and design so much easier.
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Francesca Hong 홍윤정 @francescahongwi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This is my last #Wisconsin politics post — Vote Crowley. He’s better than Tiffany. That’s literally it. That’s the message. That’s his upside. Furthermore, I will not be actively campaigning or volunteering this season for any candidate nor endorsing anyone else (not that anyone actually cares).
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Big feels this morning in Wisconsin.
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Why the fuck is my part of the 53207 lumped in with oak creek? How the fuck does that make sense? I live in Milwaukee not a suburb. #wisconsin
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Tony Evers will be remembered for what he once was — the guy who took down the unsinkable Scott Walker. But after that? Not much… that’s really his claim to fame. The rest of his tenure resembles that of a shriveled worm on a summer sidewalk. #wisconsin
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Well. I hope you like ai data centers, tax breaks for mega corporations and being told people should just invest in venture capital. I’m so sick of plugging my nose at the ballot box in November. So sick of it. This is the final time. #wisconsin
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
tom tiffany is just cosplay frank underwood. change my mind. #wisconsin
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
lol remember when erika Kirk wanted to sue druski? I wonder whatever happen to that.
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hey you fellow Wisconsinite — go vote! 🗳️
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
AOC: Millennials are not punk kids anymore. We're grown adults with mortgages and kids, and that generation is starting to be decisive at the polls. And there is anger at being ignored, having our economic futures mortgaged by the generations that came before us and we're taking the reins
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FOX6 News Milwaukee @fox6now.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
More and more community members across southeastern Wisconsin are pushing back against Flock cameras. Eagle Sports Range in Cudahy removed its Flock cameras due to privacy concerns from customers.
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Cudahy business removes Flock camera over growing privacy concerns
More and more community members across southeastern Wisconsin are pushing back against Flock cameras. Eagle Sports Range in Cudahy removed its Flock cameras due to privacy concerns from customers.
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Judy Weston @westonjk.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Fear is a tactic used by oppressors. Trump is a psychopath; a liar, convicted criminal, thief, rapist, abuser, predator and an oppressor. The entire GOP is a collective of oppressors; nothing new, just no longer closeted. Do not succumb to fear.
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riot chef rext @rext.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If you’re reading this and you live in #Wisconsin, this is a sign to vote for Francesca Hong.
My front yard with a sign that says Francesca Hong for Governor Wisconsin. German shepherd Nemo is in the background along with the side of my house, an orangish fence and a blue sky with white fluffy clouds.
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