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Midwesterner living in TX. Taco Bell Cantina enthusiast

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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 20h
Got an election survey insisting on asking multiple times who I will vote for in the upcoming election for a local rep, and trying to convince me to vote for the GOP candidate. The problem? That is not my district! Welcome to the results of your gerrymandering, GOP.
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Our lord & savior Brad Stuver is out for this match against San Diego. Go Las.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As shocking as this case is I know @czedwards.bsky.social is shaking their head at the same thing I am - this is some PISS POOR MONEY LAUNDERING. Check 1001 of a brand new account? Jesus we used to be a proper country.
A check made out for
$150,000 to Susan Collins’s
PAC, check number 1001
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ok, two of the best children’s books of all time - by Oliver Jeffers - Stuck and This Moose Belongs to Me.
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#austinfc
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Shoresy (Jared Keeso) says Hell Yeah Fuck Yeah
ALT: Shoresy (Jared Keeso) says Hell Yeah Fuck Yeah
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was unfamiliar until recently with the story of Father Mychal Judge, a gay priest who became the first recorded casualty of 9/11 while administering last rites in the lobby of the North Tower. There is an effort to canonize him, which would make him the first openly gay saint in history.
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Father Mychal Judge, Gay Franciscan Killed in the North Tower, Could Be 9/11’s First Saint
The first recorded death at Ground Zero would become the first known gay person canonized a saint in the Catholic Church’s history.
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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Our Duty Free shop has some amazing deals on the new iPhone Duo.
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I have coffeed too close to the sun
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hey do you want to barf together in front of the piano - conversations my dogs have, probably
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
if I promise to eat more pumpkin-flavored foods, will it stop
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Is there a limit to how many jokes you can make about your sister’s cat being on lorazepam?
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Apple TV MLS announcers just referred to Houston as “south texas” because they have apparently never seen Houston on a map.
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Houston vs San Jose, the dude wipes championship
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My favorite part of watching sportsball matches is trying to decide what the players are yelling at the referees. And then making up the most ridiculous option.
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Omg MLS. No one cares about Leagues cup.
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It is my favorite time of year, when GOP pollsters think my phone number belongs to my deceased in laws.
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My headcanon is that the ilie red card all devolved from Biro’s inability to kick to the right. Arnaud starts yelling, f you ref, you know Biro can’t kick right (yellow) and then Ilie stands up and yells that the ref is clearly an anti leftite, an obvious slur, which is an auto red
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ugh it is happened again, e torres for f torres. The circle is completeee #austinfc
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
How the actual f do we have two reds, one of which was for a player on the f’ing bench OMG WHY AUSTIN
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My kid’s theater group did 9 to 5 a few years ago and now Tim Curry? This is a rough week. :(
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Tim Curry's Iconic Evil Laugh (Muppet Treasure Island)
ALT: Tim Curry's Iconic Evil Laugh (Muppet Treasure Island)
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My favorite Dolly related meme, related obviously to her donation toward the Covid vaccine creation 😫
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Why does slayyyter have 2 songs about chanel?
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Things I have read on Nextdoor about Talarico: he plans to make veganism mandatory, has no girlfriend, is “low t”…
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Badassssss Biro youtube.com/shorts/xX6CM...
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Biro hitting Shaolin Soccer moves‼️
YouTube video by Major League Soccer
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Plathy on point tonight
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
WTF is this starting lineup Austin FC?!?
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Me unapologetically sharing Sounders memes in preparation for the game against Austin FC tonight. It’s fine it’s fine It’s fine
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Futurama's Bender: I'm Feelin' Pretty Good About It
ALT: Futurama's Bender: I'm Feelin' Pretty Good About It
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/08/2026
‘Do You Have Any Idea Who I Am?’ Jalen Brunson Shouts At Librarian Refusing To Move Him Up ‘Lonesome Dove’ Waitlist theonion.com/do-you-have-any-idea-w…
‘Do You Have Any Idea Who I Am?’ Jalen Brunson Shouts At Librarian Refusing To Move Him Up ‘Lonesome Dove’ Waitlist
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Good Charlotte Demoted to Third-Or-Fourth-Worst Thing Madden Brothers Have Done thehardtimes.net/breaking/goo...
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Good Charlotte Demoted to Third-Or-Fourth-Worst Thing Madden Brothers Have Done
NEW YORK — A conclave of scene elders has announced that Good Charlotte, once the undisputed pariah of all things punk-adjacent, now... Continue this tale
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FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
*LIVERPOOL FC SELLS STAKE OF ABOUT 30% TO GROUP INCLUDING BEZOS
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It gives me so much pleasure that the Talarico campaign put out an ad about Ken Paxton's pen thievery. His (alleged) crimes are many, but this is a great story that shows what an utter dirtbag he is. And the tag line! "James Talarico. He won't steal your pen."
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Puppy has chosen violence much earlier than usual today.
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"Pronouns used to be a funny joke, Hank. Until the government tried to tell me I couldn't use them anymore. So now I'm adamant about making sure trans people are gendered right. Not for their sake. But because I'll be damned if the US government is going to tell me what words I can and can't use."
Dale from King of the Hill
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
They turned the friggin' frogs gay. Buy one now at store.theonion.com.
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oh man, there is so much hot goss in these Trump v capital one documents. Cap One is asking for documentation on transactions between Trump companies and Azerbaijan / Estonia and trumps lawyers are like, wait why do you need that, this has nothing to do with that, lolllll
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"Why should I major in History?"
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Widows Bay Show
ALT: Widows Bay Show
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I regret to inform @theonion.com that the faux ad “turn your piss into gold” has made it into everyday vernacular in my household. It is now just a euphemism for any and all stupid advertising.
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Woooooo bicycle kick to the face
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
How can the dynamo have both charmin and dude wipes as sponsors?
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Apparently when you live in a hurricane prone area, you just refer to your most reliable meteorologist by his name, like he’s the neighbor.
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
New guy comes on #austinfc
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Colin @ufcol.in · 23/07/2026
Jack Elliott kicks Luis Suarez in the face #cf97
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Never mind, ILIE!!
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Sabovic! #austinfc
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Ok, solve an argument: if dogs wore pants, would they go just on the back legs - as if they were standing upright, or on all their legs, with suspenders around their back?
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Not me asking google if there’s a professional way to say bitch you’d better be joking
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rexforever.bsky.social @rexforever.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My 9 year old picked up the phrase “Yas” from & Juliet so now I have to live with my own life choices.
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