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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We have a list of virtues that we use as our “lectionary”. We choose one of them every month and then we both write a sermon on the topic. So the themes are the same, but the sermons are entirely different

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I love having a co-pastor, because my sermons are like “The unrepentant rich who steal the wages of their workers will not be shown mercy on the day of judgment” and Elliott’s are like “This is the Parable of the Prodigal Son… with ✨MUPPETS✨” And I think that’s beautiful.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Sorry I’m late. I had an ✨ecstatic vision of the unity of all things✨ on my way to the Walmart

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The internet- Here is how we want to solve this problem Me- My brother in Christ, that is a war crime

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Me- I would like to reimagine our justice system and move away from a system of mass incarceration Random internet person- Have we considered violating the UDHR?

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Your daily reminder that Protestants didn’t give two rat shits about abortion until the conservatives lost on segregation and needed a new thing to rile their evangelical base up about.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Your daily reminder that rapture theology is only a little over 200 years old and is mostly death cult horse shit concocted out of interpretations of an ancient political comic that confused even Martin Luther.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My family- You really didn’t show any signs of being trans Me at barely 18, posting shit like this-

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QueerAF @wearequeeraf.com · 23/09/2026

In the wake of the killing of an openly gay imam earlier this year, Jaheim Karim writes on being trans and Muslim www.wearequeeraf.com/what-fasting...

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What fasting again taught me as a transgender Muslim

In the wake of the killing of an openly gay imam earlier this year, Jaheim Karim writes on being trans and Muslim

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Ben Shapiro and his enormous fake eyebrows just made this generation’s “Reefer Madness”. Happy for them.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Oh wow. I’ll fix that. I added a bunch of those bundle packet things when I first joined and have been weeding the weirds out slowly.

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💚🌏Myles🌏💚 @rainbowregionmyles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

We've normalised children seeing exhausted parents for two hours a night, old people eating alone and adults needing permission to spend a sunny Wednesday with someone they love. None of this feels remotely sane to me.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly Parton and Tim Curry on the SAME DAY?! 😭

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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly was literally the only thing we all agreed on. I’m not entirely sure what is going to happen now.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Trump just ordered the flags lowered, and of course he did. Whether it was because she was so pure that there was room for her in even his shriveled heart, or because he knew that not doing so (or worse, saying something unhinged about her) may actually cause a riot.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

It didn’t matter if you were black or white, gay or straight, republican, democrat or card carrying communist, if you were an American, you loved Dolly Parton.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

No human is entirely above criticism, but Dolly was about as close as it got. Saying you hated Dolly Parton was almost guaranteed to ensure no one trusted you ever for the rest of your life.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Americans hate each other. Really and truly. We are on the precipice of a second civil war. We are a dying empire gasping for air. Dolly Parton was the only thing we ALL agreed on. She was a saint, and no one would dare say otherwise.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

To those not living in the states, I don’t think you truly understand what has just happened. Dolly Parton was the Queen of America.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I’m down to write for them if they hit me up.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton just died. This is now an Appalachian day of mourning.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

If the government ever tries to check our discord for trans terrorism or whatever the fuck they are on about, they are just going to find a bunch of people sharing memes like this

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

My wife and I dancing at my mom’s wedding

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Every Queer after reading that “I’m gay not queer” article from that ungrateful little rat man.

Still shot from Sylvia Rivera’s famous “Yall better quiet down” speech, in which she calls out the white gay and lesbian community for leaving behind their trans, poor, POC and homeless community members.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I love WV politics so much dude. It’s so unhinged and the weirdest things can sway elections. I think WV libs/leftists really just need to play into the strangeness. Nobody’s gonna win on normal ass politics here. We are wild and wonderful for a reason.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

So, enter Tia Fix. Tia is running for the commissioner seat and she has surged in popularity since this baby deer incident. It has become the centerpiece of her campaign. It’s gotten to the point where people are sending her various baby deer items to use in her ads.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

The next day, the dispatcher was fired, and John Mandt was present for this firing. Many people believe that he wanted to get rid of the dispatcher because he had been there for 16 years and Mandt was looking for ways to not pay pensions. Again, he is a piece of shit.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

So the dispatcher left work, picked up the baby deer, and brought it back to the dispatch station. Here is a picture of our hero and the baby deer in question

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

They were on another call, and considering this was just a deer and not a bear or some other predator, they saw no need to rush away from what they were doing to solve this rambunctious teen/baby deer problem.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Like everything else in WV our animal control is extremely underfunded, despite the fact that we have A LOT of animals that need controlled here.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Recently a 911 dispatcher in our area got a call about a bunch of kids throwing rocks at a baby deer. This dispatcher, the hero of our story, called animal control, but this is WV.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

John Mandt is also a major league piece of shit. Lots of slurs thrown around by this man. And he HATES Muslims and gay people the most.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

So the county commissioner position is currently being held by a man named John Mandt. John Mandt owns a local hot dog stand. His hot dogs taste like shit. Jim’s and Hillbilly Hotdog are the superior WV hot dog locations.

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I love that a baby deer might make the county commissioner seat in my small WV city go blue. Here is the tea

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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Should we have UFC on the White House lawn? Probably not. But yall are making yourselves look tragically un-fun by talking about the “dignity of the office” right now. We are long past dignity. The best thing that can happen now is that the Dems host the AEW and get Nyla Rose out there.

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