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revmario.bsky.social

@revmario.bsky.social
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Itsa me.

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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 14h
I think this every time he posts
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 20h
Shame on me
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 21h
No but they make it weird in other ways too like “pray if or else you go to hell” or “pray it to get these 13 nifty promises”
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 21h
I really do hate when people make the rosary weird
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But… my job is email?
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I refuse to believe a man with that name wasn’t baptized Catholic
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is how your email finds me:
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
57 degrees (🇺🇸) and the radiators are on in my church???!!!!
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Of course not, that’s how they getcha
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hahahahahaha AMAZING
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Listen, you are all invited to my parish where I preach about everything correctly all the time. Just make sure to bring your envelope.
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hope not, considering that voting is a mortal sin
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Idk who Saint Francis is, something like Catholic Dr. Doolittle. Anyway I’m gonna bless some animals in a parking lot.
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hell yeah, new record
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me, going a whole day without DayQuil:
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Calm down
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He wants so badly for this to be true because he wants so badly to be Fulton sheen.
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can actually drink as much DayQuil and NyQuil as you want. No one can stop you
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Many such cases
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not me I’m normal
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I sincerely hope so, because that is the funniest possibility, too me
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
IM DEADLY SERIOUS
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Probably.
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Idk seems sus to be allergic to prayers rising up to God, or to be allergic to the symbol of His presence. Don’t even get me started about gluten free people. But also yes that priest seems sus
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You could do it
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Loved trying to read them real quick in stores
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
PA superiority undeniable once again
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In DnD 5e it took my group of three players 1.5 hours to walk down some stairs and fight two guards.
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wow
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wow
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Why does Spotify think I’m baby?
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👨‍🚀 @frdan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So great running into @revmario.bsky.social with @jakeofonline.bsky.social before the Pirates game in Wrigley!
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
For the record I’ve only been here less than two months
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Smiling as I think about how my parish ran a slight deficit this past year, but we need to buy a bunch of candles for All Souls’ Day.
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That’s right
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not me though, I continue to be awesome.
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Or was it whomst they were all along? Impossible to say.
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
But I also at one time was super excited to interview bishop Barron, so maybe I am bad on picking up vibes.
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He didn’t seem terribly interested in teaching, but not the worst professor I had. He prayed before class started, which I found to be nice. He gave boring theologian vibes, not so much betray Catholic social teaching and align with an evil administration vibes like a pathetic loser vibes.
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh fun, I had him as a professor in seminary.
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Woah woah woah, hate on him all you like but it’s ok for nerdy suburban clerics to wear boots
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That’s pretty neat
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You are the only real poster
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh right right right
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Crushed it
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Y would u want this
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I have no polite ones
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Amen 🙏
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
How dare you
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revmario.bsky.social @revmario.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When you post about bishob Barron you do personal violence too me
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