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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, as a child. Off panel, someone says to her, “Enjoy your youth!”
The second panel shows child Sarah again, now frowning. The person off panel continues, saying “After you’re 30 you’ll be old and your life will basically be over.”
Before the last two panels there is text that reads “LIFE AFTER I TURNED 30.”
The third panel shows adult Sarah opening a door.
The fourth panel shows the door opens to a beautiful field with flowers, a rainbow, and a pond. Sarah says “Wait what.”
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
One must imagine Sisyphus golding
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Matching my (unverified) PB to the frame in the last run of the last day of the LTAs to be the last person to qualify 😭 Statistically nothing like this will ever happen again
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/07/2026
gonna start talking like this to my boss
screenshot where claude is saying "Good catch -- I fabricated that figure."
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I love ppl's Halloween opinions because they're ALL different lol
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Ask me about my recent obsession with car dealership tiktok
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Y'all I'm just tired of conspiracies 🫩
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The 120 TAS was such an incredible moment for the Mario community 💙 every frame was inspiring
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The retroswan word of the day: Cosmopolitan.
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Zeas @zeas.sm64.live · 01/07/2026
The biggest year yet ☀️ The 2026 Summer 70 Spectacular begins on July 17th
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Teacher: what do you wanna be when you grow up? Future grocery shopper: in the way
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Zeas @zeas.sm64.live · 26/06/2026
Google AI data centers on their way to giving a completely wrong answer
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 23/06/2026
Garffeld
Three panel comic of an homage to the first Garfield strip, but Jon is a monk and Garfield is a medieval rendering of a cat. In the first panel, Jon says, “HWÆT, LAM JON ARBUCKLE. I AM A MONK, AND THIS MY CATTE, GARFFELD.” In the second panel, Garffeld is thinking, “ HWÆT, I AM GARFFELD. I AM A CATTE, AND THIS IS MY MONK, JON.” In the last panel, Jon says, “OUR ONLY THOUGHT IS TO GLORIFY GOD.” Garffeld thinks, “FEDE ME.”
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Since John Oliver did an episode on feral hogs, here's a reminder that I made a silly browser game about the viral "30 to 50 feral hogs" tweet. Like seven years ago!!!
silent-tower-games.itch.io
Hog Assault by SILENT TOWER GAMES
Protect your family from 30 to 50 feral hogs!
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"Do not let the wise boast in their wisdom; do not let the mighty boast in their might; do not let the wealthy boast in their wealth."
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Burger King logo but it says "retro swan"
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
So excited to be on the SwanDivers 😊
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Stone Cold Jane Austen
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Come watch me 56 😈 or more likely, 1:01
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This app is incredible
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
who up harrowing hell
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Please go check this out!! 💙🏳️‍⚧️
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
He did it again 😌
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I think Moby's heart is in the right place but Lola by the Kinks has always meant a lot to me personally lol
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Just wanna post one of my fav Bible verses 🌷 "Blessed are you who are poor, for yours is the kingdom of God [...] But woe to you who are rich, for you have received your consolation" Luke 6:20-24
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Luke Schuler 🍹 @lukospicturehouse.com · 11/03/2026
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to 🎂🏝️🤠 #marioday
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I think I'm gonna return to making indie games this year.
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Twitch needs a "MEGA notify me" when certain ppl go live. Like wake me up from a dead sleep Sucks to miss a stream & you know the next one will be in six months 😭😭
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 23/02/2026
In a very “love all my friends” mood
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
You've heard that something is going on with colon cancer. I'm working on a thing...let me know what you think!! Is it helpful? What would you do different? hankgreen.com/crc
hankgreen.com
Something is Going on with Colorectal Cancer
An interactive data journalism piece exploring the rise of young-onset colorectal cancer, with population simulations, risk factors, and prevention information.
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Kung Pow: Enter the First also Scooby Doo (2002)
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
TPUSA is throwing their own Puppy Bowl Halftime Show featuring Kirsti Noem
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
SUPER MARIO WORLD NINTENDO 1991 SNES
Hey Mario go right!!!
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Ok kinda but microblogging remains one of the most effective forms of communication in our era... Useful things don't go away just because the website gets intentionally run into the ground. Microblogging will survive somehow until it is obsolete
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HauntSoft @hauntsoft.dev · 12/01/2026
If the job market keeps fucking me, within 5 months time I'm gonna be homeless and unable to get HRT 🙂🔫 In the meantime it'd really mean a lot to me if you played my game and left a review 🤍 store.steampowered.com/app/4073900/...
store.steampowered.com
The Lightning Girl on Steam
Awoken by a lightning strike, your eyes adjust to the dark in the basement of a strange man's house. You have no idea how you got here but you know you must escape. Find items, solve puzzles, evade yo...
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Wiggler Wishes You Wouldn't
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
It was a beautiful Cathy Summer 💙
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McKiix @mckiix.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
My Summer League Standings: - I finished 9th of almost 300+ players on the individual players leaderboard w/ 10,287 points to my name! - The Cathys finished 7th of 22 teams (6th place peak)! Thank you for reading! (5/5)
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
List of places I have to be rn (exhaustive): -
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Burying my dead Wii U at the Pet Sematary so it comes back Right
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Murdo @mcmurdostation.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Happy Labor Day
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Why do I have the Sunday Scaries when it's Saturday and I'm off on Monday
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McKiix @mckiix.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Not even close!
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Biglaw @biglaw.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Terrible news this morning hit the THPS community, we learned of the passing of Coop. Had the honor of having him on GDQ showcasing THAW last fall for our community celebration of THPS, he was the best to do it. Rest well, fly high man, we miss you dearly. youtu.be/w4bf_m30rL0?...
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Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 25th Anniversary Celebration Day 2 - GDQ Hotfix Speedruns
YouTube video by Games Done Quick
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
It bothers me that computers are becoming less deterministic. At least in the past, if something wrong happened, it was because you didn't understand the arcane rules. But with AI the rules are different every time.
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Goodnight Mark Cuban
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Cathy Summer
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The Cathys @thecathys.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Another Cathy PB! McKiix PBing by 1:41 for a 55:05 in 70 star!! Down from a 1:04:XX at the start of League 🤯
70 star splits showing 55:05 final time, -1:41 out of BitS. Golded CCM, SSL, LLL, THI, and HMC
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