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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Probably! RNG manip is usually very tricky tho 😓
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, as a child. Off panel, someone says to her, “Enjoy your youth!”
The second panel shows child Sarah again, now frowning. The person off panel continues, saying “After you’re 30 you’ll be old and your life will basically be over.”
Before the last two panels there is text that reads “LIFE AFTER I TURNED 30.”
The third panel shows adult Sarah opening a door.
The fourth panel shows the door opens to a beautiful field with flowers, a rainbow, and a pond. Sarah says “Wait what.”
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Lots of Mario 64 speedrunners love these things though!
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A forward-thinking vision of what video games could be imo
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Clever
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I tell my chat "Leanne is live, why are you here"
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
One must imagine Sisyphus golding
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This one was what finally made me leave the church
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Matching my (unverified) PB to the frame in the last run of the last day of the LTAs to be the last person to qualify 😭 Statistically nothing like this will ever happen again
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/07/2026
gonna start talking like this to my boss
screenshot where claude is saying "Good catch -- I fabricated that figure."
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Halloween 5 has a lot of problems. Like, big bad problems that can only result in a "bad" movie. But a lot of it is so cool that I don't even care.
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I love ppl's Halloween opinions because they're ALL different lol
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Ask me about my recent obsession with car dealership tiktok
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
All of these things are a Google away. That is, if you actually want to know.
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Yesssss great work 💙💙 thanks for showing us!
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This might be my first time seeing 3DO footage 😮
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Seems like McConnell is alive. If you truly sincerely believed he was dead & it was being covered up (something that has never happened before; something they had no motivation to do), it looks like you were wrong. Sorry but you gotta figure out why you believed something incorrect for no reason.
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Y'all I'm just tired of conspiracies 🫩
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The 120 TAS was such an incredible moment for the Mario community 💙 every frame was inspiring
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The retroswan word of the day: Cosmopolitan.
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This was one of the first episodes I ever saw ... and wtf, people really looked so much older back then 😥
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Zeas @zeas.sm64.live · 01/07/2026
The biggest year yet ☀️ The 2026 Summer 70 Spectacular begins on July 17th
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
MF DOOM mask type sleeve
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Grocery shopper resume: "I have over 15 years experience blocking aisles, with a specialization in leaving my cart sideways & right in the middle. With some focus on having long conversations right in front of that thing you needed to grab"
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Teacher: what do you wanna be when you grow up? Future grocery shopper: in the way
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Still searching for a way to tell people what kubernetes is & this is somehow like a top 3 explanation
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Zeas @zeas.sm64.live · 26/06/2026
Google AI data centers on their way to giving a completely wrong answer
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 23/06/2026
Garffeld
Three panel comic of an homage to the first Garfield strip, but Jon is a monk and Garfield is a medieval rendering of a cat. In the first panel, Jon says, “HWÆT, LAM JON ARBUCKLE. I AM A MONK, AND THIS MY CATTE, GARFFELD.” In the second panel, Garffeld is thinking, “ HWÆT, I AM GARFFELD. I AM A CATTE, AND THIS IS MY MONK, JON.” In the last panel, Jon says, “OUR ONLY THOUGHT IS TO GLORIFY GOD.” Garffeld thinks, “FEDE ME.”
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Fun fact: OP in the tweet is country singer Jason Isbell, which is most of the reason why I made the game lol
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Since John Oliver did an episode on feral hogs, here's a reminder that I made a silly browser game about the viral "30 to 50 feral hogs" tweet. Like seven years ago!!!
silent-tower-games.itch.io
Hog Assault by SILENT TOWER GAMES
Protect your family from 30 to 50 feral hogs!
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"Do not let the wise boast in their wisdom; do not let the mighty boast in their might; do not let the wealthy boast in their wealth."
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Happy for you 🥳🥳🥳
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
GG!!
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
No, that would be effective. So this will never, ever, ever appear in a Dem ad.
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
pixelframe.design/burger-king-...
pixelframe.design
Burger King Logo Generator - Custom Font, Free Downloads
Create custom graphics in the iconic Burger King logo style. Type anything and generate your own bold, bun-sandwiched text.
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Burger King logo but it says "retro swan"
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
So excited to be on the SwanDivers 😊
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Stone Cold Jane Austen
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Hit me up on kart big dawg
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Come watch me 56 😈 or more likely, 1:01
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This app is incredible
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
who up harrowing hell
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Wait, which Twitch Mario girlie did he get engaged to ??
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Please go check this out!! 💙🏳️‍⚧️
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Rebecca Heineman was such a GOAT 💙💙💙 RIP
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
He did it again 😌
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I think Moby's heart is in the right place but Lola by the Kinks has always meant a lot to me personally lol
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retroswan 🏳️‍⚧️ @retroswan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Wow!!!!!!!!
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