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Retro Relix @retrorelix.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

me: im not going to get into a bidding war over this house me: on my second offer to make sure i get this house

Retro Relix @retrorelix.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

...and the lender just came in with a monthly payment equal to my rent on the Vintage House. *only* thing that sucks is I'll be on hotspot the first month.

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Retro Relix @retrorelix.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

love that zillow just recommended to me the home i just put an offer in on. (tbf i saw it the second it listed and fell in love, saw it today and...it has had a single owner since 1965 and all the shag carpet is *pristine*, the wood paneling is pristine, and my god i'm gonna keep it that way)

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Retro Relix @retrorelix.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

working on buying a house and was looking in a neighborhood i haven't been to in *years*. It has both homeless shelters and the soup kitchen but there has been this weird push to gentrify it cause its downtown. They gentrified the fucking discount smoke shop. The place that used to sell loosies.

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Retro Relix @retrorelix.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

just sent my grown man of a partner a lyft home because "there's a bunch of kids drinking at this after prom party and I dont feel safe with the way they're acting". on the one hand, good to see house parties back on the other hand, he was supposed to be a chaperone.

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Retro Relix @retrorelix.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Our turnout, vs their turnout

My very red state turnout for no kings, easily pushing a few thousand people

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Retro Relix @retrorelix.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

finally getting around to playing cyberpunk and i am so glad i managed to go into it spoiler free

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Retro Relix @retrorelix.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

flipping back and forth between spaceballs and independence day for the whole gamut of bill pullman vs aliens

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Retro Relix @retrorelix.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

someday my landlord will get a calendar. Today was not that day.

a 24 hour notice from my landlord about inspections Tuesday, March 18th. (for 2026, the year i recieved this, Tuesday is march 17th...)

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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 15/03/2026

Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:

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Retro Relix @retrorelix.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Finding out that Sarah McLachlan's first record deal was given by skinny puppy is....pretty accurate actually

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Retro Relix @retrorelix.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

"They have a barbie for everything, they have hot dog barbie, autism barbie, wheelchair barbie...." "Is there a domestic violence ken doll?" "I believe thats GI Joe"

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Retro Relix @retrorelix.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

got an email, offering a cheap vacation, and i realized, i am officially this old

screenshot of the fine print of th eoffer telling me i need to sit and try to be sold a timeshare

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Retro Relix @retrorelix.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

ok, dak prescott's relationship has made for some great "still ringless" jokes

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Retro Relix @retrorelix.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Found my partners secret indie folk playlist. Proof that no matter how hardcore of a rocker you are the millienal inside wins out.

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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

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Retro Relix @retrorelix.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

nothing like finding out i need to get my birth certificate, paythe fees, and *then* I can apply for my mom's birth certificate which ineed to get my grandma's death certificate and dad's death certificate...

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Retro Relix @retrorelix.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

ok google search has gotten scary in that i go searching for my dad's obit to get his date of death to order a death certificate cause i just got one fat unclaimed property check, might as well make the most of being the last one left, and the AI summary gave it to me

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Retro Relix @retrorelix.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Have money burning a hole in my pocket. Went to dinner, head shop, liquor store and casino. Somehow only wound up down $20

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Retro Relix @retrorelix.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

just started new vegas DLC for the first time and my native partner is sitting next to me busting his ass laughing at "they speak a language called Res"

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Retro Relix @retrorelix.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

im pretty sure i just saw the i'm a mac, i'm a pc ad campaign resurrected to sell....ozempic

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Retro Relix @retrorelix.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

havent gone swimming in forever, forgot what a workout it is

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Retro Relix @retrorelix.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

there is something, down the *block* that is beeping like a low battery alarm for something, and it is so loud i can hear it clearly in my building driving me nuts.

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Retro Relix @retrorelix.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

you know someone has a bad take when even r/freemagic is going "bro, this is just a person enjoying things, chill" (like about regular people, not like "nazis should be allowed to enjoy things" sort of way)

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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 19/02/2026

I have been informed that I was mistaken about the meaning of the term "jestergooning"

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/02/2026

congrats to DC on achieving statehood

Fox graphic of the "TOP 10 STATES WITH HIGHEST ELECTRICITY PRICES" featuring DC as number 10

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Retro Relix @retrorelix.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

finally catching up on dark winds season 3 and holy fuck it is so twin peaks i am loving it

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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you @suitti.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Neurologist diagnosing man who had lost the ability to do basic math. "What's 9 plus 9?" "12". "What's 8 and 8?" "10". The doctor shook his head. "Very interesting. What's 6 times 5?" The man thought for a second and answered "1E". "Aha, I've figured it out!" The doctor said. "You've been hexed."

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Eric @nemchocke.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Here it is, your moment of zen.

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them?

Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

The girl in Jurassic Park is almost 50. That'll make you feel like a dinosaur.

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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Always remember what we're fighting for

A cartoon praying mantis saying with freedom comes nudity

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Retro Relix @retrorelix.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

forgot how fucking amazing the cinematography in dark winds is

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Retro Relix @retrorelix.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

the blue star in the mario movie is definitely a vibe. i love her

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 15/02/2026

PICKLEBRAWL

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Retro Relix @retrorelix.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Thats here, that's home that's us

$That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves. The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand. It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more…$

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Retro Relix @retrorelix.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Well, this is now the *second* time in this building i have witnessed one of the neighbors legitmately doing the "throw their now exes shit off the balcony" thing.

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Retro Relix @retrorelix.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

The Ocho, home of "Sports stuff"

a screenshot from my tv guide for espn news doing their ocho programming showing Bottlesbee, which appears to be throwing a frisbee at a beer bottle on a stick and trying to knock it down, that categorizes it as "Sports Stuff"

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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 13/02/2026

Tech bros keep saying “It looks like this generative AI is conscious!” But there’s no evidence that they have any kind of real intelligence. And the AI probably doesn’t, either.

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