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slim flurton

@restinghoeface.bsky.social
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slim flurton @restinghoeface.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Baby we do not careeeee
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slim flurton @restinghoeface.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Ended Black History Month with my permit 🥳🥳🥳
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/02/2025
taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?
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slim flurton @restinghoeface.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Yo I never be on this mf I'm so used to Twitter
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slim flurton @restinghoeface.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
It be the people with the least spiritual acumen and low emotional quotients that are always trying to play somebody's fucking guru. I pop my shit online and niggas agree. But that's not how I speak to people I say I "love" are you insane?
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slim flurton @restinghoeface.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Yeah twitter def draining af
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CHAOKO🍥 @chaokocartoons.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I don't WANT "Artificial Intelligent Artists" I want "Naturally STUPID Artists" such as myself
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slim flurton @restinghoeface.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
It's actually second nature for me to be loving and show up with love. I'm not trying to win you over, it's just how I was written.
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AntifaPuddin’Pop @antifapuddinpop.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
A friend suggested I do fewer controversial politics posts and more food posts (lower my BP, lol). So here it goes. Dinner: grilled marinated t-bone steaks, roasted butternut squash with a butter/brown sugar glaze and Caesar salad. What's on your table or what's a fav meal you like to serve? 🤤
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Myesha @myeshxa.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
🌺❤️‍🔥NEW PRODUCT DROP ❤️‍🔥🌺 Cleo Red Body Polish Seductively fragranced deep cleansing and exfoliating body polish made with *real* red sandalwood, camwood and cane sugar to even complexion and packed with polyphenols from antioxidant rich florals and fruits to fight pollution and aging #HoodooSky
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Myesha @myeshxa.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I feel like a lot of men that like ass are slightly flexible with their standard, they’ll still fuck wit a beauty who got just enough ass to grip, but men who like titties will dub anything and anyone smaller than a Double D Very specific standard
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slim flurton @restinghoeface.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I love manipulating people into believing in themselves and their highest potential. I teach people to always expect the unexpected. Ominous positivity is my brand. For example: "I can't get niggas" Me: maybe niggas can't get YOU
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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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(mo)ther algol 🪷 ⭕️ 🦌 🐎 @australtaur.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
When is Mercury direct? I need to renew this damn passport by mail and I’m not messing with this transit lol.
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*ೃDiniೀ⋆ @dinixluna.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Post photos from lockdown Looking at photos from 2020 makes me realize how many of my clothes just randomly disappeared 💀
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Call Me Coach @coachdeehale.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
A REAL FRIEND doesn't encourage you to be messy , to fight , miss work , club every weekend , cheat etc. A TRUE friend is going to stay on you about accomplishing your life goals , getting your money , ignoring the foolishness, and enjoying life.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
LOVED the yacht rock documentary. listening to michael mcdonald and kenny loggins describe writing what a fool believes made my heart flutter.
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie
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slim flurton @restinghoeface.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Me dressing up as my man:
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YamsCookingYams @livisymone.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
My girl called me this morning and said “sis I’m sick. I need one of your soup recipes that’s gone heal me” My poor baby sounded miserable and now I wanna make a big pot of broth, freeze it, and pass it out to all my friends this season
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slim flurton @restinghoeface.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Me having almost an identical birth chart as the CEO assassin suspect was not on my 2024 bingo card but here we are. 🙂 If he was a Libra moon like me he would have dyed his hair like a bad bitch and not got caught. But 🫶🏽
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unshakable.confidence @handle.invalid · 09/12/2024
If you’re a veteran and you voted for Trump and his bus of clowns 🤡 Let me remind you uneducated peanuts what we could possibly be losing. (Check Below) 👇🏾
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*ೃDiniೀ⋆ @dinixluna.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
This Wednesday, I'll become certified in administering Narcan :)
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killer kung-fu wolf bitch is spooky 🎃 @gogoyubari888.blacksky.app · 09/12/2024
Please put a name to the tweet if you see someone out here saying bullshit. Airing out a grievance and having everyone ask who and you not answering seems counterproductive and disingenuous.
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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Me watching a film. 1. Start watching. 2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before. 3. Google actor. 4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page. 5. Find out every single detail of their entire life. 6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
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slim flurton @restinghoeface.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
My baby loves to be right under me everytime it's time to sleep and it reassures me that i am a very sweet mommy 🫶🏽
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Luther Yungblood @wado1.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
If I had taken ADHD meds in my youth, no telling what else I could have accomplished. I got most likely to succeed, a scholarship, my bachelor's and my master's off pure willpower due to executive dysfunction.
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
i’m weak 😭😭😭
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Ms. 𝕷𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖊 ✧ @sarabellumxo.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Ion blame yall for still living wit yall mama. If mine would stfu I’d stay there too
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Dayna Lynn Nuckolls @thepeoplesoracle.com · 09/12/2024
Lmao
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Cousin Skeeter @lesshumbleteej.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I am truly not enjoying all that black v brown on the other app. Please go enjoy yalls Sunday man
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Candi @sincerelycandi.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Just wanted to post these 😵‍💫😂🫶🏾
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sarpa-agrippina.bsky.social @sarpa-agrippina.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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Dee @deelasheeart.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
72 layers 4662 strokes 8 hrs 40m Start to Finish
Unfinished Digital portrait of Michaela Coel with a yellow background.Digital portrait of Michaela Coel with a yellow background. Coel is wearing gold jewelry including a chunky gold plated choker. Her hair is in multiple little puff balls.
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Call Me Coach @coachdeehale.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
START MAKING ROOM for what you PRAYED for because it’s on its way!
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carlosthedwarf? @carlosthedwarf.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Tremendous find at the new convenience store outside my office
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Mizz @mizley2x.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Surprise album drops are okay but surprise tour drops??? Ima need them mfs to leave that shit in 2024!
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slim flurton @restinghoeface.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I made some chicken and ate tf out of it
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kala @notkala.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
i keep seeing people say that this app is becoming toxic like twitter but it may just be who you’re interacting with i fear. if you follow a bunch of people who are doing what you disliked on twitter then of course it’ll be the same lol
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
FACTS
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Spooky Coochie Analeigh 👻 @ritesofanaleigh.blacksky.app · 04/12/2024
The fuck are y'all even talking about???? Separation of art? WHY THE FUCK ARE YALL SO NICE TO RAPISTS & PEDOPHILES? ALL THEM NIGGAS NEED TO DIE.
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mamamoo @thelovelymc.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
is anyone else finding that their spirit is rejecting nearly everything lately? people, situations & things I once could tolerate, I just can't anymore
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slim flurton @restinghoeface.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
How do you like your ramen noodles? I like adding a boiled egg, hot sauce, chives and a little soup to my ramen and I also like them al dente 🍜
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 02/12/2024
jesus was so smart to delete his account after 12 followers
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Midnight Bloom @eclipseblossom.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Kendrick going to therapy and coming back and choosing violence does not surprise me. Therapy did not make me nicer but it did make me unapologetic and very cunty!
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Louis M. Cypher @lou-m-cypher.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I swear I hate a "well actually..." nigga!
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slim flurton @restinghoeface.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
For my spiritual girlies who love skincare they have a holy hyssop over night mask 👀
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Deadbeat Diva @deadbeatdiva.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Nobody wants more of your time and energy than someone who has absolutely nothing to give you. Energy vampires.
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