Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 26/09/2026outside was so scared of me labor day weekend... i been sat ever since. i don’t wanna be anywhere but my bed omg is it because i’m finna be 30? anywho..im finna save so much money i guess 210
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i don’t understand how people have a hard time dealing with kids. all you gotta do is call them a silly banana and the energy immediately shifts 030
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 25/09/2026hitting that clock out button give you a caffeine rush 040
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i’m at work really trying to keep my composure😂😂😂 nobody even helped her up dawg 121
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 25/09/2026yall knew Hugh Jackman was Australian???? ??????? wtf 1130
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the niggas are on ig announcing they are childless as a method to get attention and it’s working 😭 010
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i made the mistake of telling my 4 y/o niece that apple juice makes her poop. now every day she tells my brother she can’t poop just so she can get some juice in her cup instead of water 😭 040
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 25/09/2026a “no-makeup” makeup look is just a makeup look that men wouldn’t be able to clock 031
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 23/09/2026wish i could read twilight for the first time again 000
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 22/09/2026have you ever not wanted someone til the next mf did? if that’s you……static.klipy.comMichael Jordan - Stop It Get Some Help MemeALT: Michael Jordan - Stop It Get Some Help Meme 010
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i wonder if 6th graders still not playing about a green and pink themed power point or were we the last 100
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 22/09/2026saw a video of someone making a boudin cornbread… 🫦 000
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 21/09/2026the way i duck and hide when i see someone camera light in the club?? yall would think it’s getting shot up. a stranger aint catching this assstatic.klipy.comJimmy Neutron & Carl Wheezer: Outta My Way!ALT: Jimmy Neutron & Carl Wheezer: Outta My Way! 040
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 21/09/2026as a girly pop, you really gotta discern when to tap someone ass while they twerk. it’s a true skill 012
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 21/09/2026my mama will have posted 10 things in the last 3 mins on her story and when i call her she will say she had dozed off and say i woke her 😂 040
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 19/09/2026there’s a woman for every kind of man and that is…really fkn disheartening 000
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 18/09/2026you ever turn up with middle aged ppl? them mfs be booted up fr 000
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“i’m sorry THAT…” may get you far. “i’m sorry IF…” will surely get you cussed out 053
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 17/09/2026when people try so hard to be different that they start to drape themselves with anything uglystatic.klipy.comHomelander's Intense GazeALT: Homelander's Intense Gaze 000
Reposted by Skye from TX🇩🇲Homosexoise! 🤠 #WAWG @kingofdskreets.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026I can’t stand a person that’s contrarian about everything 3205
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i had a debilitating migraine 4 days straight. last night i ain’t wear my retainer to bed, no migraine today 😐 000
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i got enough shit to supply a full service beauty parlor 160
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026damn my dawg called saying his company finna lay off a whole department and use AI 😕 000
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i need something to watch. what yall got on the tv? 100
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026it’s sooooo many girls posting q50 as their man this is crazy 040
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i hate when i call someone right back and they don’t pick up. bitch wtf did you do to get so busy in the last 10 seconds? 092
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 14/09/2026that feeling of pure pity as you watch a drunk person finally reach for the bottle of water as a last ditch effort, knowing it won’t save themstatic.klipy.comOprah's Emotional ReactionALT: Oprah's Emotional Reaction 020
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i stumbled on this photograph.. it kinda made me laughstatic.klipy.comShakes Head DanniALT: Shakes Head Danni 100
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 14/09/2026do you think she knows that she is among the most beautiful people i’ve ever seen? 030
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i don’t let niggas come over because as soon as they say “i like it over here” imma shit myself. i’m turning the heater on full blast, cutting off the wifi and emptying my pantry. i’ll put moth balls in this ho. what’s there to like about it? leave 😭 152
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 13/09/2026uggs are meant to be worn at the beach. i will not be elaborating further 010
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i really hate being in remy, papoose and claressa’s business. that shit is soooo against my will 032
Reposted by Skye from TX🇩🇲Katie Kat 💋👜 💄💖⌚️ @spicynocajun.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Omg it’s the Patti cupcake situation in a date version 141
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 12/09/2026my post made it to #that side of this app. how tf that happen 120
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 12/09/2026it wasn’t no fkn joke stfu talking to me 😂 did he tell you that? fck on 0100
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i went on a date with this man. when they brought us plated moist towelettes, he said “they’re for your hands, don’t eat it”. He never saw me again. Because what about me gave that I would eat this? I immediately channeled patti labelle 3884641
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 12/09/2026you know how mad you gotta be to argue with a nigga in jail? 030
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 10/09/2026if you’re watching a movie i put on imma look at you every time you pick up that phone especially if i’ve already seen it 160
Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 10/09/2026by the time you finish decorating your place, your lease is up 🙄 060