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Skye from TX🇩🇲

@htxskye.bsky.social
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29. HTX ↔️ Tally ↔️ Orlando sagittarius. my opinion doesn’t have to be your opinion, never forget.

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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
remy ma… ok
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Flo from Progressive know she keeps a mf job
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
outside was so scared of me labor day weekend... i been sat ever since. i don’t wanna be anywhere but my bed omg is it because i’m finna be 30? anywho..im finna save so much money i guess
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i don’t understand how people have a hard time dealing with kids. all you gotta do is call them a silly banana and the energy immediately shifts
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
megan so fkn sexy 🫦
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hitting that clock out button give you a caffeine rush
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i’m at work really trying to keep my composure😂😂😂 nobody even helped her up dawg
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yall knew Hugh Jackman was Australian???? ??????? wtf
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the niggas are on ig announcing they are childless as a method to get attention and it’s working 😭
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i made the mistake of telling my 4 y/o niece that apple juice makes her poop. now every day she tells my brother she can’t poop just so she can get some juice in her cup instead of water 😭
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a “no-makeup” makeup look is just a makeup look that men wouldn’t be able to clock
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
chimichurri sauce is just not the shit bro
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wish i could read twilight for the first time again
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
have you ever not wanted someone til the next mf did? if that’s you……
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Michael Jordan - Stop It Get Some Help Meme
ALT: Michael Jordan - Stop It Get Some Help Meme
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i wonder if 6th graders still not playing about a green and pink themed power point or were we the last
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
saw a video of someone making a boudin cornbread… 🫦
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the way i duck and hide when i see someone camera light in the club?? yall would think it’s getting shot up. a stranger aint catching this ass
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Jimmy Neutron & Carl Wheezer: Outta My Way!
ALT: Jimmy Neutron & Carl Wheezer: Outta My Way!
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
mfs be a few sandwiches short of a picnic
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
as a girly pop, you really gotta discern when to tap someone ass while they twerk. it’s a true skill
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my mama will have posted 10 things in the last 3 mins on her story and when i call her she will say she had dozed off and say i woke her 😂
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
there’s a woman for every kind of man and that is…really fkn disheartening
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
you ever turn up with middle aged ppl? them mfs be booted up fr
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
smacked my own ass this morning 🫩
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“i’m sorry THAT…” may get you far. “i’m sorry IF…” will surely get you cussed out
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
when people try so hard to be different that they start to drape themselves with anything ugly
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Homelander's Intense Gaze
ALT: Homelander's Intense Gaze
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
is traitors good
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Homosexoise! 🤠 #WAWG @kingofdskreets.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
I can’t stand a person that’s contrarian about everything
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i had a debilitating migraine 4 days straight. last night i ain’t wear my retainer to bed, no migraine today 😐
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i got enough shit to supply a full service beauty parlor
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
damn my dawg called saying his company finna lay off a whole department and use AI 😕
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i need something to watch. what yall got on the tv?
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it’s sooooo many girls posting q50 as their man this is crazy
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i hate when i call someone right back and they don’t pick up. bitch wtf did you do to get so busy in the last 10 seconds?
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
that feeling of pure pity as you watch a drunk person finally reach for the bottle of water as a last ditch effort, knowing it won’t save them
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Oprah's Emotional Reaction
ALT: Oprah's Emotional Reaction
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i stumbled on this photograph.. it kinda made me laugh
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Shakes Head Danni
ALT: Shakes Head Danni
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
do you think she knows that she is among the most beautiful people i’ve ever seen?
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
can’t even get a kolache factory out this bitch
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
exactly
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i don’t let niggas come over because as soon as they say “i like it over here” imma shit myself. i’m turning the heater on full blast, cutting off the wifi and emptying my pantry. i’ll put moth balls in this ho. what’s there to like about it? leave 😭
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
let me drive the boat 🛥️🌴
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
uggs are meant to be worn at the beach. i will not be elaborating further
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i really hate being in remy, papoose and claressa’s business. that shit is soooo against my will
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Katie Kat 💋👜 💄💖⌚️ @spicynocajun.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Omg it’s the Patti cupcake situation in a date version
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i didn’t say it was our first date suck my dick
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my post made it to #that side of this app. how tf that happen
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
it wasn’t no fkn joke stfu talking to me 😂 did he tell you that? fck on
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i went on a date with this man. when they brought us plated moist towelettes, he said “they’re for your hands, don’t eat it”. He never saw me again. Because what about me gave that I would eat this? I immediately channeled patti labelle
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
you know how mad you gotta be to argue with a nigga in jail?
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
if you’re watching a movie i put on imma look at you every time you pick up that phone especially if i’ve already seen it
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Skye from TX🇩🇲 @htxskye.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
by the time you finish decorating your place, your lease is up 🙄
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