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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
*circles mattress 4 times and collapses*
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𓃗 monochromius ✧˖° @godafterdark.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
『 GOOD GIRL 🖤 』 ── •✦ commission for @coldbrewcawfee.bsky.social
image is a digital sketch of an anthropomorphic canine character kneeling on the ground and looking to the viewer with a flirty, coy expression. one finger is daintily raised up close to the character's lower lip. in the other hand, a chain leash dangles in its light grasp. #furrynsfw #furryart #furryimage is a digital sketch of an anthropomorphic canine character kneeling on the ground and looking to the viewer with a flirty, coy expression. one finger is daintily raised up close to the character's lower lip. in the other hand, a chain leash dangles in its light grasp.
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Some Kind of Wolf @jimmybelvins.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
i have no chicken wings and i must awoo
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em 💫 @teenycoffeebean.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
My partner is playing Legends: Z-A and she just said: Ah yes. Lumiose City... Lumiere before the fracture.
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
can't believe this design is almost a year old
a black and white typography edit that reads "dykes make the day brighter" in all caps. to the right of the text is a pair of linked carabiners. they have two charms on them embossed with the transgender symbol and two interlocking female symbols. there is also a heart shaped lock. the entire image is textured to look photocopied.
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 25/09/2025
Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them. The current climate is especially accelerating this. Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves. Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Daily bunny no.3104 does not have a map
An intrepid bunny creeps through a labyrinth or dungeon, arranged in a grid like an old videogame. There is a snake and a skull in the bunny's path, as well as a spike pit. The bunny has a small sword.
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
*circles mattress 32 times and collapses*
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Daily bunny no.3086 unearths a tome
A bunny takes a very scary-looking book from a bookshelf, in an old mysterious reading room. The book is red, and has a glowing eye on it as well as strange patterns. The entire book is faintly glowing as well. An apparition and a face in a painting watch the bunny apprehensively.
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Silly dollthing (Alison!)🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @sillydollthing.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Arwuff!!
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 18/09/2025
who up strokin' they sword while lamenting the social realities
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2025
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
It's time to do that thing you've been wanting to do
Hey, it looks like you're waiting for ideal conditions to do that thing you've been wanting to do. Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen?
• I'm aware
• Wow, rude
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Sarah @mosscoveredbeing.com · 15/09/2025
thorn beast
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📛vivi 🦌☭ @lesbiandeerwife.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 15/09/2025
it's actually really fucked that basically everyone in the US is suddenly being forced to mourn a nazi or lose their job or livelihood, i've never seen anything even close to this for any other shooting or death in the US during my lifetime
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 14/09/2025
sometimes a girl just needs to be jerked off until she's a stupid sobbing mess
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lunaverse @lunasystem.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
🐶 reading until i fall asleep is usually really nice and cozy but sometimes it results in getting hooked and staying awake far too late
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 13/09/2025
Violence should not be used against free speech, is the refrain. So explain why they use ICE to violently detain any immigrant for speaking and steal them off the streets in front of their children. The Republican Party has openly embraced violence against speech.
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Serebii.net @serebii.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Serebii Update: Shiny Miraidon and Shiny Koraidon will be distributed at Gamestop in the US and EB Games in Canada and Australia from September 26th 2025 www.serebii.net
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WUTF-TV @wutf.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
BREAKING: Charlie Kirk Adopts Pronouns Was/Were in Bold New Identity Shift
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Silly dollthing (Alison!)🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @sillydollthing.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Also I think infodumping is the hottest thing on the planet I love you autistic girls
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Resident Vampire @residentvampire.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
sometimes u gotta nuzzle a baddie and go gwrawrr 🐺 🌙 👅🥴💖
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 01/09/2025
A few people had questions of some of the states on my map such as NY/CA/IL moving up in risk for trans youth. If a state has moved up in risk, it's because of clinic closures at major clinics. I cannot in good faith keep a state low risk if state laws are not being enforced to keep clinics open.
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AK @akfamilyhome.com · 01/09/2025
Thank you GameCube NSO I can more deeply understand this picture
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Silly dollthing (Alison!)🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @sillydollthing.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I'm never beating the faggy little bark allegations
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
You've heard about blood diamonds, now introducing Cum Diamonds. Each of our diamonds is made by compressing cum under unimaginable pressure and heat into a sparkling jewel. Cum diamonds: because you know we had to see what'd happen if we put it in the machine
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Silly dollthing (Alison!)🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @sillydollthing.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I love petting women so much
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Kiwi🥝 @kiwisodas.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
We cannot lose hope 🩵🩷🩵🩷
Two dogs lie sleeping cuddling, they are pink and blue with hearts contrasting eachother. They are surrounded by the words “we cannot lose hope”
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Resident Vampire @residentvampire.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
name one after me
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Jason @envinyon.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
very direct evidence that video game piracy is important in the preservation of video games
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Panel 1: Shen is gesturing with his hand and happily saying "I love it when girls try to be scary."

Panel 2: Shen puts his hands forward in 'claw' position, big yellow and red glints in his eyes and the top half of his face cloaked in purple shadow. The background is squiggly indigo lines on a purple background emanating from his head. He says "They just go RAAAH~. And it's more cute than scary"

Panel 3: Shen turns around, looking at a girl with cocentric circle pupils, sharp teeth, an x shaped scar on the right side of her face and a band-aid on the left, and messy blonde hair in a ponytail. She is wearing a white tank-top and black pants. This it the Professional Hater, who has shown up in the comics previously. He says "Hey, try to be scary for me."

Panel 4: Side view as she hands a happy Shen a piece of paper with something written on it.

Panel 5: Shen's expression sours into a something more somber and concerned as he says "this is my home address".
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Resident Vampire @residentvampire.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Been wagging my tail all day thinking about my mate 💖💖🥰🐺
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Alien: Earth is just toxic yaoi between two psychopathic fathers trying to raise their 6 robot babies
An Alien: Earth screenshotAn Alien: Earth screenshot
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GlassShine @glassshine.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
do the thing
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Resident Vampire @residentvampire.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
execute him
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TheNadei @thenadei.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
THE POKEMON EMERALD MONSTER HUNTER ROMHACK IS OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT Download it here: www.pokecommunity.com/threads/poke...
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Emerald hack: - Pokemon Monster Hunter Emerald - The PokéCommunity Forums
‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ Introduction Welcome! For a decade now, I have seen thousands of people wishing for a Monster Hunter game in the style of Pokemon. And while the Stories franchise was certainly a bandaid o...
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
*circles mattress 18 times and collapses*
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Resident Vampire @residentvampire.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Sometimes u just gotta twirl ur mates pubes while having parallel chill time
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
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Insta Science @instascience.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Water (life) returning to a dried river bed after a good rain.
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Stacey Shepherd @stacey-shepherd.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
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Resident Vampire @residentvampire.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I wore my collar to my mate's parents for thanksgiving (also was my first time meeting them)
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stealthnachos @stealthnachos.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
albino goat
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lunaverse @lunasystem.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
🐶 good morning i'm a sleepy dog
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Mason 🐾🔞 @masonsflesh.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
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Phobia @phobia.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
playing with wigglypaint.net
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racc ⚢ @raccoattack.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
it happens
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