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david gabe 🦈

@requiem-shark.bsky.social
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yes i'm an actual, certificated educator. 30. demigender/prettyboy They/He: "He" as in "Not A Girl," & "They" as in "Not A Guy But Ya Gotta Call Me SOMETHING" new to being a hockey fan/mtg player/human being Salty about being allergic to nuts

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david gabe 🦈 @requiem-shark.bsky.social · 11h
Suddenly every food in my kitchen strikes terror into my heart. Looks like it's goldfish crackers for another meal
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21h
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Sic Transit PHL @sictransitphl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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PWHL San Jose @pwhl-sanjose.bsky.social · 18h
Fresh threads coming to the Bay real 🔜 Full Details 🗞️ bit.ly/47JdDMe Sign up for our newsletter to stay in the know when these jerseys go live! 👉 bit.ly/3TwpsSJ
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PWHL SAN JOSE UNVEILS INAUGURAL JERSEYS AHEAD OF 2026-27 SEASON
Replica jerseys will be available for purchase in the week leading up to PWHL Opening Weekend (Dec. 5-6), with new player name and number t-shirts available now SAN JOSE, CA – PWHL San Jose officially...
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Marisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
POV women’s sports are the main attraction
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feef @feefal.bsky.social · 19h
Wormy apple🍎🐛
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PWHL @thepwhl.com · 20h
4 new teams. 4 new stories. 4 new jerseys. Be the first to know when jerseys are available by signing up for the official PWHL newsletter ✨ bit.ly/4j5Ftt9
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Dexerto @dexerto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Amazon users are discovering a bizarre "About You" page that reveals what the company thinks it knows about them One woman found Amazon had determined she "has flat buttocks"
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Dexerto @dexerto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Here's how to check what it thinks about you
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Amazon users discover bizarre “About You” page detailing their interests: How to check yours - Dexerto
Amazon users have discovered an “About You” page that reveals some of the surprisingly specific assumptions the company has made about them.
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MLB Scores @mlbscores.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Final: Dodgers 4 Braves 1
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david gabe 🦈 @requiem-shark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ER does _not_ give you Benadryl for anaphylaxis, ends up! They're giving me steroids, pepcid, and zyrtec Another fun fact i have learned is that Trader Joe's Buffalo Ranch Popcorn may contain traces of peanuts, cashews, pecans, hazelnuts, and almonds!
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Tucker Wooley @tuckerwooley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
your water isnt potable, floatable - bitch, is it even moatable?? - excerpt from “irrigation diss track,” a song from “aqueduct: the hip-hopera”
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david gabe 🦈 @requiem-shark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dad wants to go to an LA Kings game but doesn't understand hockey so he _has_ to bring me, but i refuse to cheer for Not My Team, so that means he _HAS_ to bring me to THE SHARKS GAME NEXT MONTH YIPPE 🦈 WAHOO HOOWAY 🥳
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Demily Pyro 🥐🎀💢 @demilypyro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if you make me look at harry potter shit in 2026 you're a bad person it's that simple
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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SHARKS WIN IN OT 🦈
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
someone call up will smith we need him to do something
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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david gabe 🦈 @requiem-shark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wish more futuristic scifi stuff was, like, Brazilian. Cyberpunk 2077 already had a little scifi Mexican in there.
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Dodgers Digest @dodgersdigest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dodgers 5, Braves 3 – 2026 NLDS Game 1: Skubal’s strong 6 backed by Teoscar, Tucker, Muncy homers to start series off right - By: Chad Moriyama
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Dodgers 5, Braves 3 – 2026 NLDS Game 1: Skubal’s strong 6 backed by Teoscar, Tucker, Muncy homers to start series off right - Dodgers Digest
While the Braves came into this series with their engines already running, the Dodgers were looking
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Chad Moriyama @chadmoriyama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
KYLE TUCKER WITH A TWO-RUN BOMBBB
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david gabe 🦈 @requiem-shark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pointing to the menu at the "carrot raisin nut muffin" to tell the server that the muffins have nuts as she insists they don't. Those Are Just Raisins, Miss Okay well you have two nut allergies at this table and are you ready for me to want to prove my point to a deadly degree
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 16/03/2026
Never dim your light just to make others comfortable. Being trans and unapologetically you is powerful🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Shine as brightly as you were meant to 🌈
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyone else feel like this
A digital illustration of a quetzalcoatlus perched on telephone wires among a flock of crows
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 02/10/2026
Its spooky season 👻🎃🦈 #art #sharks
Illustration of a shark on September 30th and October 1st. Spooky season is in session~
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dreamt I started a trend among gen-z of referring to each other casually as "girlyopteryx." like archaeopteryx, but also, girl.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
in the same dream I had to defend myself on twitter from some discussion that was dug up between me and oomf several eras ago. I said "that's byzantoomf we talked differently back then. many of you weren't even born yet"
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KTLA 5 @ktla.com · 28/09/2026
Chipotle is bringing back margaritas to Los Angeles. Here's where
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Chipotle is bringing back margaritas to Los Angeles. Here’s where
After years of pleas from loyal customers, Chipotle is bringing back a fan-favorite item this fall. The chain announced Monday that “the margarita will rise again” as part of its “Summon the Spirit…
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Richard Cohen @richardcohen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And just to top off today's observations with something really silly: All four games today were won by the team that comes first alphabetically (Liberty over Lynx, Aces over Fever, Dream over Mystics, Valkyries over Wings). #WNBA
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Frog, why do you keep looking out the window?” asked Toad. “Because I am waiting for the mail,” said Frog.
Frog and Toad both look out the window. Toad has a questioning look on his face.

From "The Letter"
In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*
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david gabe 🦈 @requiem-shark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Soooooooo for our anniversary Stolas gave me a megalodon tooth, and i have no idea how to display it
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WNBA @wnba.com · 25/09/2026
One of one 👑 For 15 seasons, Nneka Ogwumike helped shape the WNBA as a star, a champion and a leader. From growing the game to making sure it’s in good hands until her very last dance, we are forever grateful. Thank you for it all.
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Thriving Autistic @thrivingautistic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
World Suicide Prevention Day 10th September 2026 Autistic people are up to 7x more likely to die by suicide than non-Autistic people (Mosely et al., 2026). We're spotlighting the Suicide Prevention for Autism Neuro-affirming (SPAN) Toolkit. www.spantoolkit.com
World Suicide Prevention Day, 10th September 2026. Text reads: You are not alone, reach out for support. An orange and gold awareness ribbon on a navy background, with the Thriving Autistic infinity logo below.
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Thriving Autistic @thrivingautistic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you need to connect with someone right away, text HELLO to 50808 in Ireland, text SHOUT to 85258 in the UK, or text HOME or HOLA to 741741 in the US and Canada for free, nonjudgmental 24/7 support Global hotlines are also listed here on @stimpunks.org website: stimpunks.org/fieldguide/c...
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Regulation & Coping
Here are some people, tools, concepts, and techniques that help us cope as embodied beings.
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david gabe 🦈 @requiem-shark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i think i need to shave my head
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WNBA @wnba.com · 24/09/2026
One last ride ‼️ Tune in at 10pm/ET to watch the Los Angeles Sparks take on the Golden State Valkyries as Nneka Ogwumike plays her final WNBA game during the last day of the regular season! ➡️ League Pass | 2026 Postseason Push presented by DraftKings
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PWHL @thepwhl.com · 24/09/2026
Take this as a sign.
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🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We needed a professional women's baseball league to exist because no men's league was gonna celebrate a title by playing What Dreams Are Made Of from The Lizzie McGuire Movie.
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MLB Scores @mlbscores.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Final: Padres 0 Dodgers 7
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 22/09/2026
"Lets go get food" Me:
illustration of a shark surrounded by coral and looking at you inspired by the chubby 30th anniversary pikachu
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x
The Pope at his crazy as fuck 40th birthday party wearing a tiny sea captain hat, holding a tiny ice cream surrounded by THREE sad looking balloons. He's wearing a blue jacket and jeans with a brown belt and he's got a navy polo shirt on.
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david gabe 🦈 @requiem-shark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
terrible terrible idea. but the ER gives you Benadryl for anaphylaxis, right? So what if you take a Benadryl at home and then eat a Reese's cup? They bought so much peanut butter Halloween candy I'm absolutely surrounded by it in this house. I'm so tempted. I won't! But what if i did
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MLB Scores @mlbscores.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Final: Giants 1 Dodgers 3
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MLB Scores @mlbscores.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Final: Giants 4 Dodgers 10
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david gabe 🦈 @requiem-shark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My sister's obsessed with watching ai vertical dramas that I've taken to calling "slop operas," bc this slop has got insane soap opera concepts
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david gabe 🦈 @requiem-shark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sorry for live-skeeting my menty b reached out to a friend to TaLk AbOuT mY fEeLiNgS and also watched the Dodgers hit 4 home runs in an inning and i think I'm gonna be ok
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Diver Calms Shark Like Talking Friend Down
Alt: Diver in charge of aquarium exhibit gives zebra shark tummy scritches
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david gabe 🦈 @requiem-shark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't know. I think i just need sleep
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david gabe 🦈 @requiem-shark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
do you think maybe some of us are rotten at our core and that the decay has been mistaken for sweetness
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david gabe 🦈 @requiem-shark.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I swear to god there is love and whimsy in my heart!!! But sometimes i forgor
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