david gabe 🦈 @requiem-shark.bsky.social · 11hSuddenly every food in my kitchen strikes terror into my heart. Looks like it's goldfish crackers for another meal 120
Reposted by david gabe 🦈Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 204190525437
Reposted by david gabe 🦈PWHL San Jose @pwhl-sanjose.bsky.social · 18hFresh threads coming to the Bay real 🔜 Full Details 🗞️ bit.ly/47JdDMe Sign up for our newsletter to stay in the know when these jerseys go live! 👉 bit.ly/3TwpsSJbit.lyPWHL SAN JOSE UNVEILS INAUGURAL JERSEYS AHEAD OF 2026-27 SEASONReplica jerseys will be available for purchase in the week leading up to PWHL Opening Weekend (Dec. 5-6), with new player name and number t-shirts available now SAN JOSE, CA – PWHL San Jose officially... 1307
Reposted by david gabe 🦈Marisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026POV women’s sports are the main attraction 538255
Reposted by david gabe 🦈PWHL @thepwhl.com · 20h4 new teams. 4 new stories. 4 new jerseys. Be the first to know when jerseys are available by signing up for the official PWHL newsletter ✨ bit.ly/4j5Ftt9 1220636
Reposted by david gabe 🦈Dexerto @dexerto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Amazon users are discovering a bizarre "About You" page that reveals what the company thinks it knows about them One woman found Amazon had determined she "has flat buttocks" 2551836383
Reposted by david gabe 🦈Dexerto @dexerto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Here's how to check what it thinks about youdexerto.comAmazon users discover bizarre “About You” page detailing their interests: How to check yours - DexertoAmazon users have discovered an “About You” page that reveals some of the surprisingly specific assumptions the company has made about them. 2032477
david gabe 🦈 @requiem-shark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026ER does _not_ give you Benadryl for anaphylaxis, ends up! They're giving me steroids, pepcid, and zyrtec Another fun fact i have learned is that Trader Joe's Buffalo Ranch Popcorn may contain traces of peanuts, cashews, pecans, hazelnuts, and almonds! 010
Reposted by david gabe 🦈Tucker Wooley @tuckerwooley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026your water isnt potable, floatable - bitch, is it even moatable?? - excerpt from “irrigation diss track,” a song from “aqueduct: the hip-hopera” 021
david gabe 🦈 @requiem-shark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Dad wants to go to an LA Kings game but doesn't understand hockey so he _has_ to bring me, but i refuse to cheer for Not My Team, so that means he _HAS_ to bring me to THE SHARKS GAME NEXT MONTH YIPPE 🦈 WAHOO HOOWAY 🥳 000
Reposted by david gabe 🦈Demily Pyro 🥐🎀💢 @demilypyro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026if you make me look at harry potter shit in 2026 you're a bad person it's that simple 4830227
Reposted by david gabe 🦈jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026someone call up will smith we need him to do something 189101571131
Reposted by david gabe 🦈Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart 168143964753
david gabe 🦈 @requiem-shark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I wish more futuristic scifi stuff was, like, Brazilian. Cyberpunk 2077 already had a little scifi Mexican in there. 120
Reposted by david gabe 🦈Dodgers Digest @dodgersdigest.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Dodgers 5, Braves 3 – 2026 NLDS Game 1: Skubal’s strong 6 backed by Teoscar, Tucker, Muncy homers to start series off right - By: Chad Moriyamadodgersdigest.comDodgers 5, Braves 3 – 2026 NLDS Game 1: Skubal’s strong 6 backed by Teoscar, Tucker, Muncy homers to start series off right - Dodgers DigestWhile the Braves came into this series with their engines already running, the Dodgers were looking 1266
Reposted by david gabe 🦈Chad Moriyama @chadmoriyama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026KYLE TUCKER WITH A TWO-RUN BOMBBB 49614
david gabe 🦈 @requiem-shark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Pointing to the menu at the "carrot raisin nut muffin" to tell the server that the muffins have nuts as she insists they don't. Those Are Just Raisins, Miss Okay well you have two nut allergies at this table and are you ready for me to want to prove my point to a deadly degree 000
Reposted by david gabe 🦈Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 16/03/2026 Never dim your light just to make others comfortable. Being trans and unapologetically you is powerful🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 Shine as brightly as you were meant to 🌈 8777832433
Reposted by david gabe 🦈Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026anyone else feel like this 5868242105
Reposted by david gabe 🦈Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 02/10/2026Its spooky season 👻🎃🦈 #art #sharks 122918792
Reposted by david gabe 🦈JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026dreamt I started a trend among gen-z of referring to each other casually as "girlyopteryx." like archaeopteryx, but also, girl. 211065176
Reposted by david gabe 🦈JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026in the same dream I had to defend myself on twitter from some discussion that was dug up between me and oomf several eras ago. I said "that's byzantoomf we talked differently back then. many of you weren't even born yet" 32336
Reposted by david gabe 🦈KTLA 5 @ktla.com · 28/09/2026Chipotle is bringing back margaritas to Los Angeles. Here's wherektla.comChipotle is bringing back margaritas to Los Angeles. Here’s whereAfter years of pleas from loyal customers, Chipotle is bringing back a fan-favorite item this fall. The chain announced Monday that “the margarita will rise again” as part of its “Summon the Spirit… 011
Reposted by david gabe 🦈Richard Cohen @richardcohen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026And just to top off today's observations with something really silly: All four games today were won by the team that comes first alphabetically (Liberty over Lynx, Aces over Fever, Dream over Mystics, Valkyries over Wings). #WNBA 2432
Reposted by david gabe 🦈Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“Frog, why do you keep looking out the window?” asked Toad. “Because I am waiting for the mail,” said Frog. 225229
david gabe 🦈 @requiem-shark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Soooooooo for our anniversary Stolas gave me a megalodon tooth, and i have no idea how to display it 020
Reposted by david gabe 🦈WNBA @wnba.com · 25/09/2026One of one 👑 For 15 seasons, Nneka Ogwumike helped shape the WNBA as a star, a champion and a leader. From growing the game to making sure it’s in good hands until her very last dance, we are forever grateful. Thank you for it all. 71030178
Reposted by david gabe 🦈Thriving Autistic @thrivingautistic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026World Suicide Prevention Day 10th September 2026 Autistic people are up to 7x more likely to die by suicide than non-Autistic people (Mosely et al., 2026). We're spotlighting the Suicide Prevention for Autism Neuro-affirming (SPAN) Toolkit. www.spantoolkit.com 11711
Reposted by david gabe 🦈Thriving Autistic @thrivingautistic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If you need to connect with someone right away, text HELLO to 50808 in Ireland, text SHOUT to 85258 in the UK, or text HOME or HOLA to 741741 in the US and Canada for free, nonjudgmental 24/7 support Global hotlines are also listed here on @stimpunks.org website: stimpunks.org/fieldguide/c...stimpunks.orgRegulation & CopingHere are some people, tools, concepts, and techniques that help us cope as embodied beings. 11210
Reposted by david gabe 🦈WNBA @wnba.com · 24/09/2026One last ride ‼️ Tune in at 10pm/ET to watch the Los Angeles Sparks take on the Golden State Valkyries as Nneka Ogwumike plays her final WNBA game during the last day of the regular season! ➡️ League Pass | 2026 Postseason Push presented by DraftKings 17011
Reposted by david gabe 🦈🪩 Kiri 🪩 @kirio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We needed a professional women's baseball league to exist because no men's league was gonna celebrate a title by playing What Dreams Are Made Of from The Lizzie McGuire Movie. 06715
Reposted by david gabe 🦈Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 22/09/2026"Lets go get food" Me: 61687368
Reposted by david gabe 🦈👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x 65245603
david gabe 🦈 @requiem-shark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026terrible terrible idea. but the ER gives you Benadryl for anaphylaxis, right? So what if you take a Benadryl at home and then eat a Reese's cup? They bought so much peanut butter Halloween candy I'm absolutely surrounded by it in this house. I'm so tempted. I won't! But what if i did 000
Reposted by david gabe 🦈MLB Scores @mlbscores.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Final: Giants 4 Dodgers 10 0132
david gabe 🦈 @requiem-shark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My sister's obsessed with watching ai vertical dramas that I've taken to calling "slop operas," bc this slop has got insane soap opera concepts 100
david gabe 🦈 @requiem-shark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026sorry for live-skeeting my menty b reached out to a friend to TaLk AbOuT mY fEeLiNgS and also watched the Dodgers hit 4 home runs in an inning and i think I'm gonna be okstatic.klipy.comDiver Calms Shark Like Talking Friend DownAlt: Diver in charge of aquarium exhibit gives zebra shark tummy scritches 020
david gabe 🦈 @requiem-shark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026do you think maybe some of us are rotten at our core and that the decay has been mistaken for sweetness 110
Reposted by david gabe 🦈david gabe 🦈 @requiem-shark.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I swear to god there is love and whimsy in my heart!!! But sometimes i forgor 021