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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️

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rendle.dev - mother of daemons Keeper of the Profane Keywords. Coder. C# and Zig for profit and fun. Really Good at talking. @linebreakers.band bassist. PubConf World Champion. Chaotic Good. she/they

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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 29/09/2026
holy fuck this is an amazing thread
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 27/09/2026
what is it about The Breakfast Club that prompts Prime Video’s autoplay next choice to be Sex and the City S1:E1?
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 27/09/2026
and then the interesting girl played by Ally Sheedy becomes heteronormatively attractive by mid-90s standards and the jock decides to fuck her, and they all live happily ever after but have a weird addiction to group therapy
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 27/09/2026
“Yo wastoid, you’re not gonna blaze up in here.”
static.klipy.com
Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
Alt: Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 27/09/2026
the big dance party from It’s A Wonderful Life
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 27/09/2026
the maddest bit in The Breakfast Club (1985) is when Assistant Principal Vernon says “i earn $31,000 a year and i have a home.”
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 19/09/2026
i think the lesbian romance subplot was kept subtle to the point that the kind of people who might object to that kind of thing would be too stupid to notice it.
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Elise Kristiansen @frkfrontend.no · 18/09/2026
My humor is the worst, because I had to restrict myself from smiling when @rendle.dev called out "bash bash bash" at her Locknote at NDC because the word is pronounced the same way as the norwegian word for poop.
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Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 28/08/2026
Last chance to get your tickets to Effective Claude Code! Next week, Tuesday & Wednesday afternoon, live on Zoom with me & @rendle.dev - skills, specs, agents, and everything you need to know about AI-assisted software engineering. Book now at claude.rendle.dev - use the code BSKY50 to get 50% off.
claude.rendle.dev
Effective Claude Code — Hands-On AI Workshop
A live online workshop for developers and software engineers who want to use Claude Code to deliver reliable, reviewable, production-quality software.
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 28/08/2026
open.spotify.com/playlist/1Cv...
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Musical Inspiration
Playlist · Emmz · 81 items
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 25/08/2026
yeah, that one trailer should only be shown before actual horror movies
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 24/08/2026
listening now... verdict: fucking love it, thank you
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 24/08/2026
i created a 90s EDM/techno playlist as inspiration/immersion for a 90s-based musical i'm writing, and i forgot how hard some of these tunes slap
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Please do
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Amy Lee of Evanescence: ‘I could happily do an entire album of nothing but Portishead covers’
As her band hits the road, the metal trailblazer answers your questions on sexualisation in show business, finding inspiration in dreams and Spinal Tap moments on tour
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 21/08/2026
thanks, i hate it
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 21/08/2026
it’s worse than that. all the output from previous, far less advanced generations of AI is still there, full of hallucinations and nonsense, ready to be used as sources and training data for the current generation, like a human centipede with a chimp at the front
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 21/08/2026
i read that as “people who really like necks might look goofy but tests show necks work surprisingly well” and i was like “mine doesn’t 🥺”
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 21/08/2026
imagine what flat-earthers could accomplish if they put their no, wait, i see the problem
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 08/08/2026
🤩🧵
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The Linebreakers @linebreakers.band · 06/08/2026
The excellent @betsyweber.bsky.social wrote a thing about us for the Microsoft MVP blog! techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/mvp-blo... Tagging @heatherdown.ing @eli.holderness.dev @rendle.dev @dylanbeatt.ie @vagifabilov.bsky.social @hanneslowette.net @kevlin.bsky.social - look! We're famous! 🤩
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The Linebreakers: Where MVPs, Music, and Community Take the Stage | Microsoft Community Hub
When Code Meets the Chorus At the intersection of technology, creativity, and community, The Linebreakers have found a stage all their own. The global group...
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Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 07/08/2026
And here's @rendle.dev's blog post about how this works, why it's a live workshop (as opposed to a video or something), why we're using Claude, what's in the workshop, and more... emmz.dev/posts/new-wo...
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Effective Claude Code Workshop
On my new 'Effective Claude Code' workshop.
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Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 06/08/2026
@rendle.dev and I have this awesome workshop about how to use Claude Code properly. We've had great feedback running it in-person, now we're running it online: 1 & 2 September, 2pm-6pm UK time, £500+VAT but if you use the code BSKY50 you'll get 50% off... bargain! Check it out: claude.rendle.dev
claude.rendle.dev
Effective Claude Code — Hands-On AI Workshop
A live online workshop for developers and software engineers who want to use Claude Code to deliver reliable, reviewable, production-quality software.
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 02/08/2026
if your Claude starts saying fuckweasels that's on me. sorry not sorry. also yes, i know that's not how LLMs work.
a snippet from a Claude session where i said 'oh, fuckweasels' and Claude replied '"Fuckweasels" is going in my mental lexicon.'
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 31/07/2026
i love that we all know what this is referring to
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 29/07/2026
i know
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Clarisse @qex.at · 23/07/2026
french if it had a compiler
error[E0308]: mismatched types
  --> /messages/10378318/80554717
   |
 1 |     je suis aller à Paris
   |        ---- ^^^^^ expected past participle, got infinitive
   |          |
   |        because of this auxiliary verb
help: replace with: `allée`
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 1 |     je suis allée à Paris
   |     --      ^^^^^ feminine past participle
   |      |
   |      this refers to a person with feminine pronouns

For more information about this error, try `frenchc --explain E0308`.
error: aborting due to 1 previous error
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 19/07/2026
you don’t need an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters to produce the complete works of Shakespeare. you just need two stem anthropoids and 40 million years.
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The Linebreakers @linebreakers.band · 18/07/2026
Hello EMF Camp! It’s a beautiful day, the sun is shining, the 2.4Ghz spectrum is congested, and we’ll be live on Stage D at 19:30 today (Saturday)! @dylanbeatt.ie @rendle.dev @eli.holderness.dev are gonna rock the field with all your favourite nerd hits, anthems, bangers and jams! You lucky people.
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 18/07/2026
10 minutes to @linebreakers.band on stage D at @emfcamp.bsky.social
festival stage in a field at EMF Camp with Linebreakers info screen at the back
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 17/07/2026
as in htmx?
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 16/07/2026
if you print enough circles you get a cylinder
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 16/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Woman Reacts with 'Hell No Oh No'
Alt: Woman eats popcorn while staring transfixed at something behind the camera
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 14/07/2026
got fed up accidentally clicking hellsite links so i made a thing github.com/ThatRendle/n...
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GitHub - ThatRendle/nitterify: Chrome/Edge extension to redirect xitter links to xcancel (or other Nitter sites)
Chrome/Edge extension to redirect xitter links to xcancel (or other Nitter sites) - ThatRendle/nitterify
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 08/07/2026
Wait, the Ancient Greeks were Weeping Angels? Actually?
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 08/07/2026
*laughs hollowly in JD Sports* Proper shops, though, yeah, 💯
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 08/07/2026
Very kind of the other parties to skip the Clacton by-election. In the General it was a very confusing ballot; there were more candidates than most of the voters could count.
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 08/07/2026
I studied Hooked on Classics at Woolworths
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 28/06/2026
£32.99 climbing gym membership. Plus occasional capex for shoes or chalk.
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 26/06/2026
yeah, this too
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 26/06/2026
also the ceos of ai companies that trained their models on everybody else's work then turning round and complaining about people stealing their shit is fucking hilarious to me
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 26/06/2026
just had one of those moments where you're reading about billionaires complaining that other people are making money and you think how nice it would be if people just did stuff for the good of humankind instead of avarice
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 25/06/2026
Yeah. People are thinking of “80s summer”, before we had cable TV in the UK, and video games were in arcades, not your house. We had six weeks of freedom and by the time school started up again we’d all gone feral.
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 21/06/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons image
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 19/06/2026
oh gods is this Penny Arcade's demographic now?
Banner ad on the Penny Arcade comic page, for "chair tai chi", which is for "men over 50 who haven't exercised in years" apparently
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Hypothetical Truth @hypotruth.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I wrote this when I was just getting started, and I apologize for the amateur editing. Getting tired of this, but let me remind you. He was never a Military leader. He is a disgraced National Guard Major. substack.com/@hypotruths/...
substack.com
🚨 Breaking: Pete Hegseth’s Trail of Legal Red Flags — 20 Counts of Possible Violations By CVA Source | Investigative Series
Below are 20 potential violations tied to Hegseth's time in public life — each raising serious legal and constitutional concerns.
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 06/06/2026
“Hegseth uses his D-Day anniversary speech in France to openly express his wish that Hitler had won.”
Image of a tweet by Aaron Rupar reading “Hegseth uses his D-Day anniversary speech in Franch to take veiled shots at NATO and European immigration policies” with image of the fascist Hegseth taken from some news programme or other
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Natalia Panferova @natpanferova.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The SwiftUI Way is currently 30% off for WWDC26!
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Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️‍⚧️ @rendle.dev · 06/06/2026
Working class means you don’t own the means of production; unless you are independently wealthy, you’re a hostage of capitalism.
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Nicole DeWitt @catastro-v.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
“men need a positive model of masculinity to follow!” skill issue tbh. women make up femininity as we go and then argue with each other about whether random aspects are bad. there are a hundred schools of femininity and all of them allow you to steal your brothers jeans bc they have real pockets
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Martin Mazur @mazur.ai · 04/06/2026
What a great end to @ndcconferences.com Copenhagen. ”Remember, you can do whatever you want forever!” - @rendle.dev
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