Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️⚧️ @rendle.dev · 02/08/2026if your Claude starts saying fuckweasels that's on me. sorry not sorry. also yes, i know that's not how LLMs work. 070
Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️⚧️ @rendle.dev · 18/07/202610 minutes to @linebreakers.band on stage D at @emfcamp.bsky.social 020
Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️⚧️ @rendle.dev · 06/06/2026“Hegseth uses his D-Day anniversary speech in France to openly express his wish that Hitler had won.” 512558
Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️⚧️ @rendle.dev · 10/02/2026💖 to the DS9 nerd who left this comment (context: this is the first NDC video posted with my "new" name) 0110
Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️⚧️ @rendle.dev · 01/10/202532 Chunk winning Fat Bear Week causes debate between me and @dylanbeatt.ie #856wasrobbed 0112
Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️⚧️ @rendle.dev · 21/09/2025This was the final slide from my Reasons To Be Cheerful talk yesterday at #DDDPerth and it seems to have resonated with a lot of people so I’m sharing it here. 3297
Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️⚧️ @rendle.dev · 19/09/2025Last week we were at NDC Copenhagen; this week I’m in Perth, Eli is at PyCon and Dylan is on the NDC committee. Hopefully some sort of resumption of service next week. Meanwhile here’s a quokka selfie. 120
Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️⚧️ @rendle.dev · 13/08/2025:%s/rmer/lin/g AI because I can’t draw and I’m on my phone and drinking gin. If it’s a problem just call me names and I’ll delete it. 110
Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️⚧️ @rendle.dev · 30/07/2025I’m learning all about electric from a Christian home-schooling book. Turns out the electric works much the same way the moon and insects do: god does it. 197
Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️⚧️ @rendle.dev · 24/07/2025I hate this country so much. Would the last person to leave please burn it to the fucking ground and salt the earth on their way out? 250
Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️⚧️ @rendle.dev · 16/07/2025Finally got round to adding an aspire function to start and stop the Aspire Dashboard container to my .zshrc 140
Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️⚧️ @rendle.dev · 31/05/2025Brands might be cowards but the Human Rights Commission is going hard this year 03412
Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️⚧️ @rendle.dev · 27/05/2025i know what they mean but this is a bad headline. that load-bearing comma is not up to the job. 370
Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️⚧️ @rendle.dev · 22/05/2025Sorry, no Tech Bugs and Rock’n’Roll today because @dylanbeatt.ie is giving a talk about Linebreakers and I’m watching it. 290
Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️⚧️ @rendle.dev · 06/05/2025Beautiful writing. This made milk come out of my nose, and I’m drinking gin. 1261
Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️⚧️ @rendle.dev · 14/02/2025Happy 35th birthday to this photograph of Earth from 6 billion kilometres (3.7bn miles) away, taken by Voyager 1 as it left the Solar System forever. Carl Sagan's thoughts on the Pale Blue Dot are in the Alt text. 081
Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️⚧️ @rendle.dev · 07/02/2025From the movies? Blue the velociraptor. Just generally? Deinocheirus. Adorably goofy looking things. 110
Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️⚧️ @rendle.dev · 02/02/2025Musk’s vision for X is based on China’s WeChat app, which is like Twitter, WhatsApp and PayPal rolled into one. It also tracks and analyses all user activity - posts, messages and purchases - and shares that data with the government. This is what Musk has bought, for $280m. 011
Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️⚧️ @rendle.dev · 16/01/2025Or DevOps is a vague, nebulous, poorly-defined term and my understanding is just as valid as yours. 200
Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️⚧️ @rendle.dev · 16/01/2025If you're doing #DevOps and your developers don't have admin permissions on your non-prod cloud estate, here's a tip: you're 👏 not 👏 doing 👏 DevOps. 6121
Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️⚧️ @rendle.dev · 09/01/2025Atlassian acquiring Trello so they can put Jira ads in it completely misses the reason why people are using Trello in the first place. It's a very simple reason: it's not Jira. 0120
Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️⚧️ @rendle.dev · 07/01/2025When you go to make an “it’s spelled Mark Zuckerberg but it’s pronounced Cunt” meme but you forgot Graham Chapman was wearing a massive polystyrene nose in that sketch and you don’t want to be accused of antisemitism by disingenuous nazis. (Complete sketch script in alt text) 070
Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️⚧️ @rendle.dev · 07/01/2025Oslo peeps: Save the date! @linebreakers.band are playing a free gig in May. We did it last year and it was epic. 1104
Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️⚧️ @rendle.dev · 30/12/2024Does Tom Kerridge even know what you call cookie dough after it’s been in the oven at 190°/170° fan/gas mark 5 for 25 minutes? Because I do. It’s a fucking cookie. 060
Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️⚧️ @rendle.dev · 24/12/2024“You will be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits: cdn.comedy.co.uk/images/libra... 082
Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️⚧️ @rendle.dev · 20/12/2024Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only. 3111
Emmz 💻🎸🎤🏳️⚧️ @rendle.dev · 20/12/2024How many times is this that James Corden and Ruth Jones have brought their much-loved sitcom to a close at Xmas? 010