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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️

@reluctantheiress.bsky.social
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Black Twinkletoes. Goth Goddess. Sinuous Cinephile. Wild Woman. Hippie Elitist. Jaded Jukehead. Rabid Reader. Slinky Slytherin. Voodoo Lady Chile from the Boot

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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 20m
the audacity to be this amazing and then expect me to go about my day like nothing happened…
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 16h
I’m sorry, but NOTHING on EARTH compels me to carry a child to term, or even past the 1st missed period 🤷🏽‍♀️ Let alone 6 times?!!!?!!?
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 16h
All the ladies at my job are exchanging pregnancy stories and here I am, blissfully ignorant and clueless of it all 🧍🏽‍♀️
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 16h
Mind you, if the sex is THIS mind-blowing after 10 days apart…. ❤️‍🔥
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 16h
Reunited and it feels so good 😌
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 19h
Almost set the house on fire with us in it last night. I thought this oven cleans itself?!!?!?!
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✨🥀Persephone🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 22h
“I’m the first woman in my bloodline to be able to lay my lazy ass around the house and her husband be mad that she didn’t do anything all day….and I think that’s fair” 😂😂 She has a point. Women’s leisure has been earned
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 20h
Make smarter decisions!!!
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 20h
It don’t matter where I’m looking, I die a little inside every time a stranger’s eyes meet with mine please don’t perceive me
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Black magic peen will have you in the kitchen at 2am, trying to figure out what the “self-clean” setting does
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Unsure Wat Thinking Emoji Meme
ALT: Unsure Wat Thinking Emoji Meme
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Still getting compliments on my braids 6 weeks later 🫱🏾‍🫲🏽
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i only behave when i get my way 👸🏽
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Hunt @chizarone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It really is wild how much smoking was built into society at one point, and also how much it’s been virtually erased.
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fluffy fairy 🧚‍♀️ @beigewunder.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Purple eyeshadow/green background lady GOT IT.
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
honestly at this point, yall can just sh**t me 🤷🏽‍♀️
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just tasted oat milk, plain again for the first time and EWWWWWWW
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I never understood that “You can’t have steak everyday” metaphor. If I had daily, he’ll weekly steak money??? YOU WOULD NEVER SEE ME AT MCDONALD’S. The fuck?
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can you imagine living your whole life, never actually being the main character of your own story? Yeah.
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everything should be sacred. That’s the problem with youngins
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes for people conceived on New Year's Eve or thereabouts. You know people get happy and frisky during the holidays.
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Girl, That’s Scary @girlthatsscary.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
GOOD MORNING GET YOUR LIBRARY CARD
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Amber Wagner Says TODAY!
Alt: Amber Wagner Says TODAY!
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✨🥀Persephone🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
These are so dope
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life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 04/10/2026
I love my beautiful DJ son
a kitten with his paws on a guitar pedal
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Labor's share of income just hit an all-time low. That means for every dollar a company brings in, workers are taking home smaller and smaller slices. Income keeps shifting to the owners. With @svaneksmith .bsky.social newsletter.platypuseconomics.com/p/…
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Demi @demi0186.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
oh bitch this eats
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
and i hate me a quick pumper 🤷🏽‍♀️
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American Girl in Portugal (Gina Montana) 💛 @thedopebohemian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Men are proving to be such losers, man. Reckless cowards who don’t think of consequences or care who they hurt. It’s time for a reckoning.
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Wat @a-wat.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
It was. And the crazy thing is, this was the era when we were getting a club classic like this every other week. It was a banger for sure. But it was a banger amongst other new bangers because that’s how lit it was at the time.
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
so relatable. I really just want to consume the youth vitality of young people and little children once a year on All Hallows Eve in order to stay young and beautiful forever
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Hocus Pocus: Bette Midler, Kathy Najimy, Sarah Jessica Parker
ALT: Hocus Pocus: Bette Midler, Kathy Najimy, Sarah Jessica Parker
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Drinking wine watching Hocus Pocus and having a BALL 🤣🧙🏽‍♀️
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
HEE. LARIOUS. lmao. Who was this??
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Like, I really don’t like yall.
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if we had Social Credit Scores, I’d be SO fucked
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Mean Girls: It's October 3rd
ALT: Mean Girls: It's October 3rd
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fluffy fairy 🧚‍♀️ @beigewunder.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
😭😭😭 I think it's me.
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GOD. I miss the Spice Girls
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ɪᴍᴍᴀɴᴜᴇʟ ᴋᴜɴᴛ @soberthots.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
twas the first of october and i feel my powers getting stronger
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hmm… why ARE you being nice to niggas ? 🤔
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All the white men in charge now are fucking unattractive perverts 🙄
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m gonna fly tonight.
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martian manhuntress 👽 @thehorrorhottie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i be so irritated when he sleep peaceful af next to me but i am wide awake.
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ANTY @anty.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
Queenie and Marie FOREVER! 🖤
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King D. James @jameson-is-red.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
White ppl using aave makes me want to throw up. And yall dont even use it right
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We got The Craft, Practical Magic, The Love Witch, Eve’s Bayou… but we need a movie about a Black coven. That’s just that like 🤷🏽‍♀️
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SinnamonS @sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ERMANNO SCERVINO SS27 #MFW
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lmao. Kidding. She played games with a real witch and got her ass handed to her. I was on her side up until then lol.
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Doing witchcraft on your sister after she k*lled your rapist. She was touched by God of course she lost her mind! I’m on Nancy’s side!
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Nancy Downs from The Craft
ALT: Nancy Downs from The Craft
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Andrew Hawkins @beardeduniverse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The magical place at the end of my road.
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The Countess 🧛🏻‍♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
went w Indian
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