The Countess 🧛🏻♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 20mthe audacity to be this amazing and then expect me to go about my day like nothing happened… 000
The Countess 🧛🏻♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 16hI’m sorry, but NOTHING on EARTH compels me to carry a child to term, or even past the 1st missed period 🤷🏽♀️ Let alone 6 times?!!!?!!? 000
The Countess 🧛🏻♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 16hAll the ladies at my job are exchanging pregnancy stories and here I am, blissfully ignorant and clueless of it all 🧍🏽♀️ 000
The Countess 🧛🏻♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 16hMind you, if the sex is THIS mind-blowing after 10 days apart…. ❤️🔥 000
The Countess 🧛🏻♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 19hAlmost set the house on fire with us in it last night. I thought this oven cleans itself?!!?!?! 000
Reposted by The Countess 🧛🏻♀️✨🥀Persephone🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 22h“I’m the first woman in my bloodline to be able to lay my lazy ass around the house and her husband be mad that she didn’t do anything all day….and I think that’s fair” 😂😂 She has a point. Women’s leisure has been earned 182
The Countess 🧛🏻♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 20hIt don’t matter where I’m looking, I die a little inside every time a stranger’s eyes meet with mine please don’t perceive me 010
The Countess 🧛🏻♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Black magic peen will have you in the kitchen at 2am, trying to figure out what the “self-clean” setting doesstatic.klipy.comUnsure Wat Thinking Emoji MemeALT: Unsure Wat Thinking Emoji Meme 010
The Countess 🧛🏻♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Still getting compliments on my braids 6 weeks later 🫱🏾🫲🏽 010
Reposted by The Countess 🧛🏻♀️Hunt @chizarone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It really is wild how much smoking was built into society at one point, and also how much it’s been virtually erased. 3177
Reposted by The Countess 🧛🏻♀️fluffy fairy 🧚♀️ @beigewunder.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026Purple eyeshadow/green background lady GOT IT. 3192
The Countess 🧛🏻♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 05/10/2026honestly at this point, yall can just sh**t me 🤷🏽♀️ 000
The Countess 🧛🏻♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I just tasted oat milk, plain again for the first time and EWWWWWWW 100
The Countess 🧛🏻♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I never understood that “You can’t have steak everyday” metaphor. If I had daily, he’ll weekly steak money??? YOU WOULD NEVER SEE ME AT MCDONALD’S. The fuck? 010
The Countess 🧛🏻♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Can you imagine living your whole life, never actually being the main character of your own story? Yeah. 000
The Countess 🧛🏻♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Everything should be sacred. That’s the problem with youngins 011
Reposted by The Countess 🧛🏻♀️Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yes for people conceived on New Year's Eve or thereabouts. You know people get happy and frisky during the holidays. 101
Reposted by The Countess 🧛🏻♀️Girl, That’s Scary @girlthatsscary.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026GOOD MORNING GET YOUR LIBRARY CARDstatic.klipy.comAmber Wagner Says TODAY!Alt: Amber Wagner Says TODAY! 1124
Reposted by The Countess 🧛🏻♀️✨🥀Persephone🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026These are so dope 311341
Reposted by The Countess 🧛🏻♀️life after beth 🌿 @digitalbeth.space · 04/10/2026I love my beautiful DJ son 052
Reposted by The Countess 🧛🏻♀️Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Labor's share of income just hit an all-time low. That means for every dollar a company brings in, workers are taking home smaller and smaller slices. Income keeps shifting to the owners. With @svaneksmith .bsky.social newsletter.platypuseconomics.com/p/… 16584217
Reposted by The Countess 🧛🏻♀️American Girl in Portugal (Gina Montana) 💛 @thedopebohemian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Men are proving to be such losers, man. Reckless cowards who don’t think of consequences or care who they hurt. It’s time for a reckoning. 0106
Reposted by The Countess 🧛🏻♀️Wat @a-wat.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026It was. And the crazy thing is, this was the era when we were getting a club classic like this every other week. It was a banger for sure. But it was a banger amongst other new bangers because that’s how lit it was at the time. 45520
The Countess 🧛🏻♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 04/10/2026so relatable. I really just want to consume the youth vitality of young people and little children once a year on All Hallows Eve in order to stay young and beautiful foreverstatic.klipy.comHocus Pocus: Bette Midler, Kathy Najimy, Sarah Jessica ParkerALT: Hocus Pocus: Bette Midler, Kathy Najimy, Sarah Jessica Parker 000
The Countess 🧛🏻♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Drinking wine watching Hocus Pocus and having a BALL 🤣🧙🏽♀️ 000
The Countess 🧛🏻♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 03/10/2026if we had Social Credit Scores, I’d be SO fucked 111
The Countess 🧛🏻♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comMean Girls: It's October 3rdALT: Mean Girls: It's October 3rd 000
Reposted by The Countess 🧛🏻♀️fluffy fairy 🧚♀️ @beigewunder.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026😭😭😭 I think it's me. 5379
Reposted by The Countess 🧛🏻♀️ɪᴍᴍᴀɴᴜᴇʟ ᴋᴜɴᴛ @soberthots.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026twas the first of october and i feel my powers getting stronger 03010
The Countess 🧛🏻♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 30/09/2026hmm… why ARE you being nice to niggas ? 🤔 100
The Countess 🧛🏻♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 30/09/2026STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES 000
The Countess 🧛🏻♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 30/09/2026All the white men in charge now are fucking unattractive perverts 🙄 051
Reposted by The Countess 🧛🏻♀️martian manhuntress 👽 @thehorrorhottie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i be so irritated when he sleep peaceful af next to me but i am wide awake. 7243
Reposted by The Countess 🧛🏻♀️King D. James @jameson-is-red.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026White ppl using aave makes me want to throw up. And yall dont even use it right 42612
The Countess 🧛🏻♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We got The Craft, Practical Magic, The Love Witch, Eve’s Bayou… but we need a movie about a Black coven. That’s just that like 🤷🏽♀️ 000
Reposted by The Countess 🧛🏻♀️SinnamonS @sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · 27/09/2026ERMANNO SCERVINO SS27 #MFW 0105
The Countess 🧛🏻♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Lmao. Kidding. She played games with a real witch and got her ass handed to her. I was on her side up until then lol. 000
The Countess 🧛🏻♀️ @reluctantheiress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Doing witchcraft on your sister after she k*lled your rapist. She was touched by God of course she lost her mind! I’m on Nancy’s side!static.klipy.comNancy Downs from The CraftALT: Nancy Downs from The Craft 000
Reposted by The Countess 🧛🏻♀️Andrew Hawkins @beardeduniverse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The magical place at the end of my road. 491969182