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Gravy Alan Drear

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Hanlon never accounted for the fact that people can be both stupid and malicious. Powered by cortisol and caffeine.

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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 16h
Welp. I tried. Won't be quitting my day job to work in a cafe anytime soon.
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 17h
My car is dying. It's lasted 2 years longer than I expected when I got it, but I still ain't ready to pick one. And we are supposed to be buying a new car for the lady right now. And all the advice I am getting amounts to "spend more money". I ain't ready to spend $70k on a car.
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Playing my 20 year old "rock" playlist. Still goes. Creed, Godsmack, Living Colour, Santana, Rage.
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do y'all remember bullet coffee? Putting expensive refined coconut oil into coffee. What a time.
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deer activity definitely up in the neighborhood. Just walked by one in the road and it didn't even budge an inch. Tis the season.
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need to get my mind right for this day. We move forward.
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That Samara Joy show was heavenly. My only regret is that it was not long enough. I will be adding that live album to my collection next month.
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How did we go from "a little too hot" to "freezing somehow" without more nice days in between? I needed at least 3 weeks in the 70s
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what this list makes clear is that I don't actually watch much "prestige" tv
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can't get much more tone deaf than that
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gen X still getting slizzard Not me though
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cissy Strut by The Meters
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I bought a 100% merino wool t-shirt, to see if it could be a wardrobe upgrade and.... this thing looks exactly like a regular cotton poly blend t-shirt, except it cost 3x as much. I think they got me.
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please let this project fail before it starts
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Was there a season of this show without Jaleel White?
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s 4pm. Should I start these ribs in the oven or outside over some coals? Also it's raining
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
These kids out here walking to school in shorts and t-shirts in 60° rain
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Damn no embargo on Lanterns spoilers huh
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I wanna know what she said but I don't feel like reading this
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Now THIS is a hot take
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ray 鄺羡華 @raykwong.lol · 19/09/2026
Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone who will never get tired of watching scumbag traitor Senator Tommy Tuberville fall down the stairs.
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'll take 3
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Certain parties in central Maryland are gonna be a little less lit than usual
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just did the oldest old man shit I've ever done
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They made me go outside today
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Angel 😂
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Culinary school was not to be.
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Gentlemen, S2 E6 "The Bells of San Domenico". My mouth fell open at the end of the episode. Heel turn coming.
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I wanted a cheeseburger, but I said to myself: no, eat the food we have in the house. Found these in the freezer. And now look at this.
Some poorly cooked gyoza
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I thought y'all wanted more whimsy
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I see Pokemon finally freed themselves of that terrible Mega bloks deal and got with Lego
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Netflix emailed me to continue watching "The Gentlemen", because I haven't watched tv in two days. Feels like a threat. Like "if you don't finish this show right now, we'll cancel it like we do everything else".
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They must've had this one in the chamber
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Easy money
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This one in particular. The insides are made of steel. Such a satisfying sound.
A classic Ma Bell AT&T touch tone phone, the Western Electric 2500.
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this is an incredible loss. another stick on the bonfire of things that the orange caligula has destroyed.
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
CVS now has an AI IVR and it's worse than "press 9 to speak to an operator" because you don't know what options it has to offer that you can choose from. AI is good at some things, but this isn't one of them.
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Now this is a proper cool morning
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Barbecued some shrimp tonight with a local rub and sauce. Gonna use the heads to make stock later.
Barbecued shrimp, with and without sauceMid transfer getting the shrimp off the grill
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
She's doing it again.
An orchid with an upper stem in full bright pink bloom and a lower stem with buds on it
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Put this on popcorn. Thank me later.
Trader Joe's Ranch Seasoning Blend
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Outside feels like the inside of someone's mouth
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Y'all see this?
Jambalaya in progress
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this might be the thing that gets me over to Blacksky
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I ripped my Old Navy shorts and the replacement cost is over $30. They have lost their minds. I know damn well I didn't pay that much a few months ago.
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Nooooooooooo!!!
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I watched episode 3 last night and I am HOOKED. It's like Aaron Pierre was born to play this role.
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is not my car, but I had one just like this. Purchase price, all in: $27,202.65 Why do I remember that amount to the penny?
A Nighthawk Black Pearl 2000 Honda Prelude Type SH.
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
1. Freddie Hubbard - Straight Life 2. Ray Brown Trio - The Red Hot Ray Brown Trio 3. Take 6 - Take 6 4. The Brand New Heavies - Shelter based on what I have actually had on repeat for the last n decades
Freddie Hubbard - Straight Life album cover. A black silhouette of the Statue of Liberty seen in a full side view, superimposed on an oxblood red silhouette of the statue's head, grown, and raised shoulder, on a lighter red background, with an airplane silhouetted at the top. The Red Hot Ray Brown Trio with Gene Harris and Mickey Roker album cover. Ray is seen in a cropped portrait while playing the bass, his face lit from the side in yellow-orange light. He's got a slight open mouth grin as he works into the groove. The Take 6 debut album cover. Slightly and varyingly tinted monochrome vertical slices of each member's headshot are spaced by black bars. The Brand New Heavies - Shelter album cover. Siedah, Andrew, Jan, and Simon are caught in various poses of movement that might have been dance but was probably staged for the photo shoot.
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Gravy Alan Drear @milkipedia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hustling to my desk for an 8:30 meeting that actually starts at 9:30. More coffee, please.
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