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Reduviidae @reduviidae.me · 26/09/2026
My skeleton was full of wasps. MY SKELETON WAS FULL OF WASPS.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: I COULD USE....SOME DAYS OFF AND SUMMR VACA. CAN YOU HELP WITH THAT Area: Lake Tahoe, CA, USA Type: Boeing 737-800 A: #a32ebffb5f2 F: #fa11721cbae
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Reduviidae @reduviidae.me · 24/09/2026
I could clean up the broken pot in my garden OR I could leave it there as a little treat for archeologists hundreds of years from now.
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Reduviidae @reduviidae.me · 18/07/2026
About to set out on a long journey so I'm making sure to pack plenty of elven ligmas bread
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Reduviidae @reduviidae.me · 05/07/2026
what does it mean when your social battery puffs up and looks like a pillow?
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Reduviidae @reduviidae.me · 27/05/2026
Bless you, Microwave Corndogs. 60 seconds of cooking, gives 60 seconds of happiness.
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Reduviidae @reduviidae.me · 12/05/2026
Could someone figure out how to connect Piper to Vocaloid so that I could have system-wide Hatsune Miko TTS? Please and thank you.
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Reduviidae @reduviidae.me · 24/04/2026
Imagine if you will: French chefkissing
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melissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
OH... you said DUBAI chocolate... not dubia chocolate? 🥺 🪳🍫🩷 #bugs
digital cartoon drawing of a dubia cockroach with green pistachio sprinkles and swirl. it's on a pink gingham background decorated with pink bows, a dubai chocolate bar, and hearts.
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Grater @illusgrater.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Bliss #ウマ娘
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Bryce Remsburg @dabryceisright.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The kindest thing anyone can say to me is “I show this to my friends who aren’t fans to make them understand pro wrestling and they love it”. Happy 7th anniversary to my magnum opus (my children notwithstanding). Thanks to GCW and Joey Janela for the opportunity and the trust.
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mer @mernolan.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
HELP. THERE'S A WEIRD LITTLE GUY IN HERE. my first ever short for @titmouseinc.bsky.social's 5 Second Day about.... well, a weird little guy! • #MersAnim #AnimationSky #Animation #2D #Titmouse #alien •
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Reduviidae @reduviidae.me · 27/03/2026
I tried to lookup some documentation but googling "php [function name]" and literally 50% of the visible space on the results page was a single ad for a Christian mental health camp. "Oh you use php? You must both be horribly depressed AND need Jesus"
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Reduviidae @reduviidae.me · 25/03/2026
My toxic male fantasy is to assemble a group of loyal coconspirators, then we gather into a circle and all put our wrists in the center. We countdown, "5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Now!" And on that signal, we all press a button to synchronize our watches.
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Reduviidae @reduviidae.me · 22/03/2026
Needed a new profile pic for a discord so I lovingly handcrafted a Neco.
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Reduviidae @reduviidae.me · 22/03/2026
I miss the satisfying snap feeling of closing one of those clamshell VHS tape boxes.
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Wacky Lesbian Hour @wackylesbianhour.com · 18/03/2026
PANEL 1

Leslie and Brianne are sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Brianne is holding a gigantic, partially eaten burrito. She looks very full and miserable.

BRIANNE (looking at burrito): Urgh... must finish... massive burrito...

PANEL 2

BRIANNE (looking towards Leslie): Gotta... impress... wife...

PANEL 3

Leslie looks worried.

LESLIE: Brianne, you really don't have to finish that burrito, it's not going to impress-

PANEL 4

Brianne shoves the massive burrito into her mouth.

BRIANNE: OMFF...
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Transgender philosopher; Offered free yearning; @aria.pds.witchcraft.systems · 15/03/2026
It's me!!
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Reduviidae @reduviidae.me · 15/03/2026
Do circle pits in Australia run the other direction?
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Pelko_P @pelkop.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
haha you are the enemy of humanity
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Reduviidae @reduviidae.me · 07/03/2026
Once again I'm cursed with the craving for a sandwich from a restaurant that's closed or really far away
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 06/03/2026
Good website: www.youraislopbores.me
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kai daiju 👹 @kaidaiju.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 28/02/2026
it's 2026 and the cool S is still not in unicode
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Reduviidae @reduviidae.me · 27/02/2026
Can I rewrite my personality in rust?
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Essem @essem.space · 02/06/2025
autistic people will really get bored one day and end up finding a vulnerability with a CVSS of 9.3
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hails @ gummidog @gummidog.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Tapping the sign
"Remember, pornographers have always been on our side. Brave, ready to fight for our rights. Smut is our friend."

-John Waters
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Reduviidae @reduviidae.me · 24/02/2026
Sending some of my Pikmin out on 170-day long expeditions feels like I might be committing Pikmin abuse
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-aaaKOKORO- @ak0k0ro.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Caged Bird. #oc
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 19/02/2026
The tech oligarchs pushing AI do not care if you can afford a computer, because they do not truly love the computer. aftermath.site/ram-prices-hdd...
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I’m Tired Of These Useless Jackasses Making The Computer Expensive
RAM, flash memory, and HDDs are unaffordable because of a bunch of greedy idiots that do not love the computer.
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Reduviidae @reduviidae.me · 16/02/2026
Oh great, Microsoft has started scanning personal OneDrive accounts and poorly deems fines as malware and then prevents you from accessing them. I sure do love when my cloud storage prevents me from downloading my own files.
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Rnna @rnna.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
🍫happy valentine's day~! #va11halla
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Gwenn Le Bihan @gwen.works · 10/02/2026
Programming Languages You Should Learn To Become:

Web Developer: Rust Rust Rust Rust Rust Rust 
Game Developer: Rust Rust Rust Rust Rust Rust
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kylie b @roguesquirrel.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
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Reduviidae @reduviidae.me · 10/02/2026
2026: - Spotify cancelled - Discord nitro cancelled Only two months in, can't wait to see which service is the next one to go out of their way to make me want to stop giving them money.
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Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It's so cool how a bunch of kids realized there was a genocide in the middle east in 2023 and now suddenly every major company and government is tripping over their own dicks to turn the world into an Orwllian surveillance state so that never happens again.
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Reduviidae @reduviidae.me · 10/02/2026
The fatal flaw of iOS is the inability to install custom system modifications. I just had an idea for an incredible improvement, but the world will never get to see my fantastic ✨Mystery Battery✨ status that always shows the battery as 0%.
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 07/02/2026
Perl. C. PHP. I'm not "woke". I program like a real God-fearing woman.
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
No exceptions. If you use Gen A I in any capacity whatsoever, you suck. Yes, the way you're using it too. You're not special. "She probably doesn't mean me" I do.
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Reduviidae @reduviidae.me · 06/02/2026
bugs
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Toilets With Threatening Auras @scarytoilet.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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Stevoisiak @stevoisiak.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for * Google AI Summaries * YouTube Ask button & chat summaries * GitHub Copilot * Facebook AI chat * X's Grok buttons * Deviantart DreamUp * Booru AI images * And more github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
Google with AI buttonsGoogle without AI buttons
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 03/02/2026
considering throwing my computer into a lake and picking up gardening, welding or knitting
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
fuck adobe :)
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typing loudly ⌨️ @typingloudly.zip · 06/09/2025
i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer computer was the only thing i liked
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Arlo ⚔️ @arlohawthorne.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Every day in 2026 I've woken up mad, without fail. Fuck ICE, fuck this whole fucking Administration. Bunch of evil evil evil dirty little liars. WE SEE THROUGH YOU!!!! *screams* what absolute scumbags. #art
A poster I made of a combat boot slamming down on an ice agent, the words on it say "I like my ice crushed"
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Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Reduviidae @reduviidae.me · 25/01/2026
Has anyone tried to make hotdog Dippin Dots yet? Like making Dippin Dots out of ketchup and mustard and somehow a hotdog?
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happist 🪳 @happist.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
#ofthedevil gay court
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