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@redsie.bsky.social
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Redsie's fandom account - Queer, NB, & ND. Old. Desert SW. they/them. Gatekeepers fuck off. OFMD, Doctor Who, Mystrade, Sherlock survivor. 18+.

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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 21h
Lookit what arrived last night- cool pirate mail from @kaddele.bsky.social!! Thanks so much Kate...you're a star! #OFMD #CrewForLife
On the left is a square card with a pic of Stede and the words  "Adventure Awaits!" On the right is a yellow square card with a pic of pissed off naked Buttons a the words "Give 'em the old fuck-eye".
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sigh...he's such a lovely person.
Rhys Darby smiling and wearing a white "Only the Poz" shirt.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A coworker gave me this cool steel pen as a bday gift, and it's so cool. I feel like I've got a Dalek pen from the gift shop on their home world. 😁
A steel pen in a dark bronze color with small circle cutouts on the lower half of the pen. It resembles the row of dots on the Dalek outer casing.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's my balloon day! If you have recs for tooth rotting fluff of all ratings I'd love to see 'em!! I took the day off work and the bff and I are going to go see Coyote vs Acme.
Watercolor drawing of balloons, in a riot of colors, floating upwards. Most are the typical balloon shape, but some are heart-shaped.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Love it when my timeline does things.
a black and white photo of Taika standing in front of the paps and looking over his shoulder at us while....shrugging maybe? The caption reads "He knows, that's the most upsetting thing." Below it is a post of a gorgeous raspberry trifle with Stede hiding in the middle of it, peeking out with a worried look on his face. It's captioned "Oh he went there." Together it looks like Stede is peeking out at Taika and Taika knows.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just got my flu and covid shots and feeling rather proud of myself.
A red bandaid and green bandaid decorate JoAnne's upper left arm. A white heart adorns the middle of each bandaid. JoAnne looks down at the camera in that self satisfied way she gets.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Behold my glorious #DickfuckDay masterpiece!!
A very bad sketch of Blackbeard
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I live in Southern Arizona, in an area surrounded by saguaro cactus. Saguaros can live up to 200 years!
A portion of Saguaro National Park, showcasing the Sonoran desert and populated by hundreds of saguaro cacti.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Screenshot of Rhys smiling and talking.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Here's what our regular Dr. Pepper looks like here in the states:
A carton and can of regular Dr Pepper in the U.S.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
My time line helpfully helped...
Screenshot of my phone, showing Em's post. Below it is a post saying "Yes he's gonna love this ahhh it's perfect chomp chomp."
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
They're everywhere.
A row of Merman's Revenge brand of seasonings. One is Cajun, one is Lemon Pepper, and the other two are both Salmon.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Here's his template. 😊
Marmalade, Em's gorgeous ginger kitty, with a blank speech bubble below him.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Marmalade has a sad look on his face and says "She moved my stuff without written permission".
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Happy Taika Tuesday to those who celebrate. #TaikaTuesday
Taika when he was younger, with dark curly hair just past his shoulders. He has a bit of dark stubble. He's opened his door and is looking suspiciously at the person on the other side. Obviously, they do not believe in Taika Tuesday.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Happy Taika Tuesday to those who celebrate. #TaikaTuesday
Taika when he was younger, wearing a black turtleneck sweater. His long hair is black, curly, and just past his shoulders.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Good luck!!!
Rhys Darby wearing a green polo and an angelic look on his face.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Happy Taika Tuesday for those who celebrate. #TaikaTuesday
Taika from many years ago, wearing nothing but swimming trunks slung low and looking utterly lickable.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Happy Taika Tuesday to those who celebrate. (Now with bonus Jemaine!)
Photo of Taika and Jemaine as uni students. Jemaine is holding his shirt open to bare his chest.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Happy #TaikaTuesday to those who celebrate.
Taika Waititi sitting in a restaurant looking adorable. He's wearing a burgandy sweater with a rainbow and 'dirty dog' embroidered on the front.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Who Gives a Crap just released their newest limited edition, and the look on Dracula's face is just....
An orange and peach-striped box with 'Who Gives a Crap; the spooky edition' written on it. Displayed with it are the four roll wrappers of the edition. The first is dracula, who looks not at all thrilled to be there. Then there's a black cat, who has one eye pointing up and the other pointing down. Frankenstine's Monster is grimacing, and the pumpkin is grinning from ear to ear.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Ed and/or Yarnboy Ed?? @rosymegglemoth.bsky.social
News headline stating "Man arrested after driving Barbie Jeep to get Slurpee, police say."
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Recently, @nczebra.bsky.social and I joined some friends for lunch at a Mediterranean restaurant. I ordered Ful Mudammas, solely based on Stede and Ed sharing it in @ignisentis.bsky.social's fic "I'll be home for Christmas. As we do. It was good, especially when I dipped za'atar fries in it.
A bowl of ful moudamas (fava beans) sitting on a restaurant table.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Was searching [insert name of body part ending with eeeenus] graphics on a certain stock site and came across this. I just...you see it, right? I know you do. Covering it for safety, even though it's a goofy cartoon.
Cartoon of a sentient penis donut. The base and testicles are magenta with sprinkles scattered about, while the rest is bright turquoise (one might assume it's frosting) that drips down the shaft. A Turquoise arm protrudes from each side of the shaft, and the hands are gold. The face encompasses the underside of the head and the beginning of the shaft, and consist of huge friendly eyes, a turned up nose, and a wide open grin that shows both teeth and tongue. perhaps the best part is the artfully drawn gold hair atop the penis tip, causing one to think of Stede Bonnet.  Curiously, the stock description states it's a waffle bakery logo. I'd love to know what kind of waffle bakery has a cartoon...penis...Stede Bonnet as its mascot.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Yesterday I met the super cool @missivoryrainbow.bsky.social at @celestiacollective.bsky.social and they gave me this sticker. I pointed out the obvious & learned they're an OFMD fan!!!
Holographic sticker of a skeleton unicorn. Its mane is the colors of the trans flag, and the text says "Trans Rights are Human Rights".
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
America: now on clearance. Appropriate photo is so very appropriate.
American flags hang in the clearance aisle at Walmart, with multiple stickers clearly stating they're on clearance.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Hey B, I saw these and suddenly knew the Seaglass gang throws Izzy a unicorn birthday party one year. Ed gets a bunch of these, nabs the purple one & puts googly eyes on it. Izzy wears gold of course. Stede can't decide. Thoughts?? @robertaseaport.bsky.social
Nine glittery paper unicorn headbands in different colors. Each one has a different unicorn horn, ears, eyelashes or eyeliner, and flowers.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Which reminds me!!!!!! Last year I visited the lunchroom on another floor and THIS greeted me when I walked in the door. Obviously Seaglass Ed would've been very proud. Then asked where he could order his own. (Then-depression cave made me forget all about it. UNTIL NOW.)
A work refrigerator with huge googly eyes on the front. The fridge looks friendly.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Been browsing for a new area rug & and this one popped up. My first thought was 'Kevin has a rug!!'.
Staged pic of a large, colorful area rug in a living room.  The rug has a navy blue background, and in the middle is an elegant male peacock with beautifully long plumage.  He's surrounded by  pink flowers of varying sizes and an intricate wooden arch.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Surely they knew. Surely.
A tub of Ben and Jerry's ice cream from their collection called Ben and Jerry's topped. The lid is off the ice cream, showing  chocolate laying on top in a half-moon shape. The flavor is called "Bossin Cream Pie" and together the whole thing sounds very very slutty.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Rhys Darby on stage in a  Ranger Bill outfit. The zipper of his jumpsuit is unzipped to his stomach.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
We had to make a site visit to one of our providers and somehow I somehow remained professional even though *this* was the reception desk. Did struggle a bit when my coworker pointed out the 'beautiful marble' and I'm like "omg she doesn't see it!"
a long reception counter in a professional office. The marbled front is brown, black and gray, and contains two penises connected by a pair of lips.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I'm a member of a local queer business organization, and this month's meeting is a Pink Pony Club-themed Pride bash. If my knees were healthy & small spaces weren't a problem, I'd totally stroll in wearing this:
A blown up inflatable costume of a pink unicorn with purple hooves, tail, and mane.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Screenshot of an Instagram post containing a photo of a chicken. A text box in the picture says "Look at you! Being kind of awake and stuff. You are reading words and probably aren't even stabbing anyone right now! You deserve a coffee, you magnificent little sunbeam."
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Ed & Stede's new shirts
the torsos of two guys wearing grey tees. The one on the left says "bro, arch your back", while the one on the right says "i promise you'll walk funny tomorrow."
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Merbaby Ed has settled in with his new besties. They had fun watching Vico (and a few kitties) in parallel play.
Merbaby Ed and his new friends relax in the egg and watch Vico Ortiz prep for their upcoming show.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I won this adorable bebe in @rosymegglemoth.bsky.social's drawing. Thank you soooo much Meg! He seems to like the Safe Spaceship I got him. 🧜‍♂️
A baby MerEd just popped out of his egg, safe and sound and with the most adorable smile.Bebe MerEd and his wolf pose outside the plush rocketship waiting for him, surrounded by new friends the baby star, baby planet, and baby astronaut.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I'm in Vico's parallel play session, and guess what arrives on my doorstep?? @rosymegglemoth.bsky.social
A brown box open at the top. Inside is a lavender metallic egg and a light pink bag of goodies.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Whomist?
screenshot of a video from Pornhub, titled "What is the most fuckable pasta? I fucked 6 different pastas to find out!"
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Rhys Darby in the middle of his robot impression.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Had an Excelgasm over a spreadsheet @lunalyds.bsky.social made, causing Lyds to gift me with this sticker they made. How did I not know this beauty existed?!? 😍
Drawing of an Excel spreadsheet with a blue striped blanket laying on top to look like a bed. It says "freak in the sheets."
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Beloved friend @lunalyds.bsky.social has finally finally started #Deadloch and I'm being totally normal about it and *not* sitting here like
Deadloch's Detective Dulcie Collins with a hand covering her mouth so Dulcie will keep quiet.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Buttons would be very interested in knowing why.
Buttons, from Our Flag Means Death, looks into the camera and peers into your soul.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Lesson learned: never tease Natasha about purple hands unless you enjoy having a glueboard stuck to one of yours the very next day.
A white glueboard stuck to the knuckles on my right hand.Another view of the glueboard stuck to my right hand. A fun time was not had by all.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Someone wore this to queer craft night tonight and Ed needs this in every coffee shop AU. And okay, every other one as well.
Someone wearing a Grey tee featuring a friendly octopus. Each tentacle is holding either a cup of coffee or pouring coffee from a carafe into a mug. The caption reads "Need more coffee."  Me too, sweet Octopus. Me too.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Rejoice!
The first meme depicts Ed Teach immediately after coming back to life. The caption reads he is risen. The second meme depicts Stede and Ed in their cabin. Stede has Ed pressed against the door and they're passionately kissing. The caption reads both are risen.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Came across a couple cool things at the thrift store this morning-
A vintage General Electric clothing iron with a silver plate and black handle. The cord is thick and blue, and a price tag lists it as 10 dollars.A vintage slide projector in a wood case. It's got a light brown metal body which is possibly steel or iron? The lens and slide holder are silver metal.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
It's giving me Chevalier from Versailles. And now that I'm comparing the two, looks like they used this pic for Stede's concept drawing.
Chevalier (from the tv show Versailles) with a walking stick in front of a palace.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Oh...and if she writes on the wall do this:
The first photo shows a small house a child drew on the wall with a green marker or crayon. The second shows the same drawing but with frame hanging around the drawing and an information tag, as if they're in an art gallery and not home.
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Redsie @redsie.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Hmmm....wait a sec...is that an orange marmalade squishable? Has anyone gotten their hands on it??
Squishable's ad for their spring capsule collection, featuring six squishables of different types sizes and shapes. In the middle is an orange jar-looking thing
Closeup of the orange jar. There are oranges on its front label, the lid is sporting green gingham, and there's a tag with orange drawing on it. Definitely looks like orange marmalade to me!
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