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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Want to own a car with an interior like this, just for a while…
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh hell YEAH brother
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@trangirlismo.bsky.social vibes
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is the cleanest MG TF I’ve ever seen
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New Zealanders living up to New Zealand 🇳🇿 national stereotype. (Contains bad swears)
thespinoff.co.nz
Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot
But for every lustful post killed by a legal threat, another 10 take its place.
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maria_from_ga @mariafromga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Houthis are striking Yanbu export terminal instead of just the pipeline and crude loading are again suspended A pipeline can be patched quickly, an export terminal takes weeks (6-8) to fix and the pipeline attack triggered the upsurge in gas & oil prices last month so expect that to get worse
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Real strong “feeding cats to coyotes” energy with these parents
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Alexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As long as British voters are not able to cope with trade-offs of Euro and Schengen then the healthiest option for the EU is a UK in the Single Market with a Customs Union but not a full member. The Brits have a choice between being a rule taker with benefits or a rule taker with nothing.
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every other post from this guy provides the best schadenfreude
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My parents are coming to visit I think I’m gonna make them watch all of Evangelion.
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The Slides @theslides.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"AFSC 35mm presentation slides," slide 5 of 24 [gallery]
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Same company that gave up their hybrid tech to Toyota. GM always will be its own worst enemy.
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve been saying that J-Swaps are the future
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Then maybe she shouldn’t have voted for him
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
should be instructive for democrats that Magyar is living up to his promise to prosecute Orban officials for corruption and is continuing to poll extremely highly
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another lesson that the economy cannot be managed by business leaders - they just freeze the current structure in place that benefits them
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate chud vehicles so much. Adopting Euro/NCAP safety standards would help stop this!
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I won the lottery I wouldn’t say so, but there would be signs. Signs like having a dedicated ice-racer.
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
USA! USA! USA!
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When in doubt, return to The Ideology Cube and study it
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s time for France to begin keeping an SSBN on standby in the St Lawrence River
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just two cool homies chilling out. They probably blazed up and played Madden.
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Monday got me feeling like
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let’s fucking go
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remember how I got myself a 20 year old car and my wife got a 30 year old car? Well they’ve both been broken for a month now and I’m beginning to think it’s time to get something newer we could both rely on… #weirdcarbs I’ve always wanted a turbo AWD wagon and these are the two contenders
A 2015 Subaru Levorg GT-S with a FA20DITA 2016 BMW 320i xDrive with a B48
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let’s fucking gooooo
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“What if we made a reliable Aston Martin?” - Toyota
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Autozone workers in NY just won their vote to unionize!! #weirdcarbs www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Workers in New York seek to create first AutoZone union as company resists
Company may have spent about $200,000 to fight union effort in White Plains, where 11 people can vote to join UAW
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gone gone the form of man, rise the poster Gigan! @gigansprogress.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One thing missing from the discussion of the funding slowing to a trickle (which is coming and industry is not ready for), is that even if they get a $1.1t or a flat budget in a CR, due to the hole blown in the budget by the war this will actually be a cut to overall programs once they backfill
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Half of this is slop, sadly. Also, the only animated show is fucking Bojack Horseman?
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shoulda used FedEx
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As someone in the US and not subject to the UK's "any speech left of Oswald Mosley might be terrorism, so watch it guvna" laws, i feel confident in saying that it would be legally and morally justified if security forces shot every single far-right fascist in the Channel trying to commit murder.
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maximum prosecution of ICE, no amnesty. How many deaths, rapes, and torture is going unreported that will need to be dug up and punished?
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Dennie Edwards @dennieedwards.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Best Cadillac commercial ever.
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Mad Max: Fury Road - That's Bait
ALT: Mad Max: Fury Road - That's Bait
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you’re ever considering hiring “conflict mediators” - don’t! Save yourself the time and freeze out the people being destructive
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New logo sucks of course. The only path forward is a kiwi with the original colors but supercar buyers have no sense of taste anyways.
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have a rented Renault Captur and oh my god modern Renaults are so good. It rides and drives like a much smaller car, the gear shift is like a Honda’s, and it’s so easy to turn off the safety nannies. I cannot wait to drive a Renault 5 or Twingo now.
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Based on
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They would vote for him again if given the chance. Seize the farms, turn them into state-administered non-profits.
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Best Episode
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Shipwreck @shipwreck75.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mr. Trump’s decision to pull back from, or at least delay, striking Houthi targets came as commanders had approved target lists, troops were loading bombs onto U.S. warplanes selected for the missions and the wave of attacks was just about to begin, according to two people briefed on the operation.
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
President Dementia!
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They’re absolutely going to do this, it’s only a matter of time. It perfectly fits their short-sighted stupidity by “putting Americans first”
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just beat Blood of the Dawnwalker which was excellent, and wanted more medieval Central European vibes so I started Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2. The tutorial is the game kicking you in the dick for three hours while you try to understand all its eurojank mechanics. I love it already.
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Agreements with Trump are worthless!
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump leaping to the defense of fellow Epstein friend MBS. Pedophile solidarity!
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thanks to Andy I have now learned about the incredibly-named Goggomobile and its hilarious Australian sports car derivative, the Dart
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Porco @redpig5.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Do you want to look like Bratislava’s coolest cocaine dealer in 2002? Then have we got the car for you!
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