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Alyssa

@rebelprincess42.bsky.social
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My body is a machine that turns bad puns into worse puns. @ladylemonz.bsky.social is my girlfriend which means my life is better than yours. (She/Her)

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Alyssa @rebelprincess42.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
A woman could walk into a doctor’s office with a bullet wound and they’d tell her she’s just on her period.
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Alyssa @rebelprincess42.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Reposting this due to the worsening state of the US and we having been making as much strides in saving as we’d hoped. I’m so scared for her and I just want my girl to be safe. Please donate or share. Thank you.
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Alyssa @rebelprincess42.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Miss Piggy is bisexual. I will not be accepting questions at this time.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 08/01/2026
An autistic woman has been left unable to recognise a friend after she had a very minor haircut, it has been reported.  Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/126193...
Screenshot of the Daily Tism Patreon page with a picture of a woman wearing a disguise and hiding in a shop
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Alyssa @rebelprincess42.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
There’s something very empowering about listening to a band your abuser recommended you. My band now, bitch.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
The end goal of Grok sexual harassment is to make women afraid to be visible. It’s a punishment for daring to exist in a way the perpetrators can’t control. There’s no one solution to this, because the problem isn’t just technological. It’s cultural. It’s misogyny. This is just one expression of it.
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Alyssa @rebelprincess42.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I’m really confused. Why do people act like My Hero Academia is just a normal show that people watch and discuss when it contains constant sexualisation of minors?
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Alyssa @rebelprincess42.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh so THAT’S where gay people come from! (Me at the gay people farm)
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Alyssa @rebelprincess42.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Sapphic romance needs more plus sized protagonists :)
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Alyssa @rebelprincess42.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Brb gonna go love in the face of lovelessness and hope in the face of hopelessness
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
man ive been seeing my Absolute Lesbian everywhere lmao, spread like wildfire
an artwork recreation of the Absolute Cinema meme of the character Asimov, a half-elf with white hair, sitting down with hands up in the air, with the text "Absolute Lesbian" in the bottom
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Alyssa @rebelprincess42.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I’ve never seen a show give in to its own hype quite like Barry. Season 4 is seemingly so sure that it’s deep and profound and thematically rich, all while being one of the most incomprehensibly pretentious wastes of time I’ve ever seen.
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Alyssa @rebelprincess42.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Shout out to “pussy witch”
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Alyssa @rebelprincess42.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
About to read my favourite horror novel 😊😊😊😊
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Alyssa @rebelprincess42.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
The lion the witch and the caucaudacity of this bitch
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Alyssa @rebelprincess42.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
@ladylemonz.bsky.social Hey 🥴
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Alyssa @rebelprincess42.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Shoutout to lesbian sex
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Li Chen @exocomics.com · 10/06/2025
bedtime
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 01/06/2025
Remembering Dr. Alan Hart for Pride, trans man from the early 1900s. He revolutionized the detection of tuberculosis, saved thousands of lives, and died using his name, as the man he always was meant to be. We have always been here.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 29/05/2025
I have a huge request for my readers: Trump's tax and spending bill will be moving through the Senate. Senators can invoke the Byrd Rule to try to remove the anti-trans Medicaid ban and EHB changes. You can find and call your senator here and ask them to do that. Please share as well.
senate.gov
U.S. Senate: Contacting U.S. Senators
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I feel like most of my followers know this but because I see a lot of cis folks who have a specific blind spot for it: This includes the theme park. I don't care if you want Butterbeer or want to get a wand or are already there so why not just walk in. It's all Her. Everything with the name is Her.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 20/05/2025
“It doesn’t make any sense. I’m not autistic, and neither were your grandparents. My mother used to scream if you disturbed her porcelain doll collection, and Dad acted out the entirety of The Maltese Falcon – verbatim – the Christmas our TV broke, but autism didn’t exist back then.”
thedailytism.com
Eccentric dad has “no idea” where you got your autism from
Your dad, the most singularly unique individual you’ve ever met, reportedly has no idea where you got your autism from. Perhaps best known for helping to bring you into the world, your father owns sev...
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Alyssa @rebelprincess42.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
RIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAN MAKE CHARLIE CALE BISEXUAL AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 08/05/2025
an image of a person with shackles at their feet as they drag massive weights that say "ass is fat, smart, funny, pretty" and a ridiculously large one that says "lesbian" and the person is saying "i'm okay"
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 07/05/2025
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Alyssa @rebelprincess42.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I love ads. It’s like, you think I have money?
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Alyssa @rebelprincess42.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Dick so big that when I tuck, it’s like righting a motor cycle
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Alyssa @rebelprincess42.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
A frog riding a dog like a horse.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Amazing how so on point Andor is.
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Ellieween Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 28/04/2025
Join the Trans Rebel Alliance today
The transgender symbol, featuring the Mars male, Venus Female, and combined androgyne, but with the Star Wars Rebel symbol as the centre circle.
On a black background
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @office-anomaly.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
happy lesbian visibility week, gang :) #ScoobyDoo
illustration of velma dinkley flying the lesbian flag
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Alyssa @rebelprincess42.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
What is hentai? And could you please explain it to me like a 1920’s mobster?
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Alyssa @rebelprincess42.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I love being a lesbian. Honestly highlight of my life.
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Alyssa @rebelprincess42.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
You guys remember Sizzler? What the hell even was that?
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Lady Friend @ladybangbang.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Tumblr acct stimmyabby says:

Sometimes people use "respect" to mean "treating someone like a person," and sometimes they use "respect" to mean "treating someone like an authority."

And sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say "if you won't respect me I won't respect you" and mean "if you won't treat me like an authority, I won't treat you like a person"
And they think they're being fair, but they aren't. And that's not okay.

Response from user do-as-your-told:

This is so well put I am stunned
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Alyssa @rebelprincess42.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
When aliens come to earth, the first thing we should show them to represent our species is Kirby. I think the aliens would want to be friends with us if they knew we made Kirby.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.
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Fallon | [see pinned!] @fallonturing.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
There is not enough collective fury about this. Abled people NEED TO CARE, NOW.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 19/04/2025
I need people to understand that Barthes meant "Death Of The Author" to mean that authorial intent should not be the primary lens by which to criticize and understand a text; it has nothing to do with "is buying a book by a bigot acceptable" it is about LITERARY CRITICISM
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Alyssa @rebelprincess42.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid
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two women are standing next to each other and one says imagine the whole world dressed like me ..
ALT: two women are standing next to each other and one says imagine the whole world dressed like me ..
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Mooz @mooz.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Instead of /her/, have some Tennant <3
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Purplepingers ☭ @purplepingers.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 17/04/2025
Lost my phone at the shops then got it back and now i opened it and it is FULLY BROKEN i can't press things on the screen, it doesn't work. am somehow trying to backup all my stuff from it. Please i really need a phone now. i don't have an extra one or anything. ko-fi.com/catgirlfingi...
Z Flip 3 phone screen broken with green and purple lines running through it
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Alyssa @rebelprincess42.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
French toast is better than both.
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Alyssa @rebelprincess42.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
For no particular reason, let me put you in to a really good series about a girl who goes to a school to learn to be a witch called The Owl House
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Alyssa @rebelprincess42.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
My favourite thing in the world is to make references to things so obscure and random that I end up confusing the general population. “Erm, is this Stella Lewis and Kyle Blake? Because this is happening”
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Alyssa @rebelprincess42.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
gofund.me/7e8fb240
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Donate to Emergency immigration funds for at risk trans woman, organized by Alyssa Valentine
Hi, my name is Alyssa and my girlfriend Lila is becoming increasi… Alyssa Valentine needs your support for Emergency immigration funds for at risk trans woman
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