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Underdog KC

@realunderogkc.bsky.social
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Not bird, nor plane, nor even frog...it's just little old me, Underdog. Professional smartass. Pays pretty well.

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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 6h
Hyper simplistic nonsense. Right in the mayor's sweet spot.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 6h
Happy Indigenous Peoples Day.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 19h
Go Milwaukee. The Dodgers served their purpose. So fuck 'em.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You saucy wench!
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hello? Book you say? Dunno if you're aware, but I am a bit of a reader. Away! Away to the nearest bookstore!
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I insist on a review. It looks so interesting and so wrong in the trailers.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And Belgium provided a template for Germany. What they did was heinousm
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap. -Donald Trump in Tennessee "They're a lot of trained seals. I toss 'em a dead fish and they'll flap their flippers." - Larry "Lonesome" Rhodes in A Face in the Crowd Haven't seen the film? Watch it.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Dibs on Saffron.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"could"?
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Got rear ended a coupla weeks ago & the young lady who hit me was obviously in acute distress. After an exchange of info I told her, "Take as long as you need. You're in no shape to drive right now. You'll know when you can...please don't drive before you're ready." I hope she accepted that
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That's what everyone says who hasn't experienced 10-12 of them at once.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Quote this post with a purple character! 💜
static.klipy.com
Prince - Music Icon
ALT: Prince - Music Icon
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah...
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nothing good for Marshall in any of it. Which I am delighting in.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
But I'm in The Promised Land. Been away from The Dark Side for some time.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don't have a dog in this fight. Haven't for some time. But as an outsider who is, per Marshall, too liberal for Kansas...this is a fucking delight to watch.
thepitchkc.com
Taxpayer dollars and campaign cash repeatedly blur for Roger Marshall
U.S. Sen. Roger Marshall appears at the Sept. 12, 2026, debate at the Kansas State Fair in Hutchinson. (Photo by Sherman Smith/Kansas Reflector) As Sen. Roger Marshall fights for his political life in...
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"It also taught me a valuable life lesson: 'Weird is good. Be weird.'" I'm enjoying the hell out of this. And I'm only at Chapter 4.
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Jess @jessexpress.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
💜 me some JoJo👇✊️
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pneumatically enhanced blondes, yes.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wiseass? Or Wise Ass?
gocomics.com
Read Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis on GoComics
Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis stars Rat and Pig in caustic, witty gags about human folly and everyday absurdities.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Agents have been taught historically to de-escalate situations so that there's no need for a physical altercation. But we live in this shithole country in this pissed up time. And if the bad guys only do bad guy things in the open, or a room with 4 walls? The FBI won't stand a chance. Fuck me.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That knowledge is what gets me outta bed most mornings.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Malt is a fate worse than death. You fucking weirdo.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I asked la Principessa where she wanted to breakfast and she said, "Dagwood's." Which was where my thoughts had gone, as well. Gotta love when things are serendipitous. Happy Friday to one and all.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Which I think it qualifies as.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tell 'em you walked into a door and make a self deprecating comment about how clumsy you are. That'll satisfy everyone and definitely keep you from having your case hotlined.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I mean...good. But will Tennessee try again? We live in a shithole country.
pbs.org
Christa Pike is conscious and speaking after failed execution attempt in Tennessee, her attorneys say
Pike's survival raises further questions about her medical and legal future. Her attorneys said her prognosis remains unclear and that she faces a long recovery.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love this for them.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fuck me thrice! What a buncha ghouls.
google.com
Fort Hood attacker's execution by firing squad will be livestreamed, Pentagon says
"We'll make sure that people are able to watch it," the US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth said on Thursday.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I said I liked it. I didn’t say it was good.
static.klipy.com
The Room: Oh Hi Mark, I Did Nawt Hit Her!
ALT: The Room: Oh Hi Mark, I Did Nawt Hit Her!
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Did your heart grow three sizes that day? Are you rethinking your anti-Star Wars position?
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The one out near 75th and Main? It looks like the same one...but I'm no ornithologist.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Have you considered sending it to a farm upstate where it can have room to trip so many more people?
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh, man...wait 'til they find out about Little Appalachia. aka the areas around the current stadia. I remember when the area near The Plaza was declared blighted before the city TIFfed the hell out of it.
fox4kc.com
Crown Center area deemed ‘blighted’ as Council prepares to vote on stadium funding
Partner Valuation Advisors qualification analysis report was presented at a Kansas City Council Committee meeting Tuesday where data claimed Crown Center was “blighted.”
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oy gestalt!
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've been called worse...and by far better people than are in the white house.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But yt sitcom dads do the most outrageous things! They practically beg to be made fun of!
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Vaya con dios. That sounds like one helluva day.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Which should terrify you. Unsettle you at minimum.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kittehs! And the snoozy one makes me smile.
apnews.com
Orphaned kittens meet sharks and stingrays on an aquarium field trip at the Mall of America
Rescue kittens with names like Turkey Leg and Mouth Trap got to explore the aquarium at the Mall of America in Minnesota, watching in awe as fish soared by just out of reach.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jesus shat what a shitstain! I really hate your boss.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's quite good. Highly recommend. Children's theatre play. Running time of about an hour. And while that was but one of the things I did, thank you.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Another great. Wonderful straight play of it, too. Stage Managed it.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reread it every October. Dunno why, but it's an October book. Usually watch the movie, too.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reread it every October. Dunno why, but it's an October book. Usually watch the movie, too.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But I like Atlanta less...
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Still beats hell outta that fucking chant.
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Underdog KC @realunderogkc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A new and interesting* take. *enraging
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