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Tim Hanley

@realtimshady117.bsky.social
451 followers 454 following 372 posts

He/him Musician in Brooklyn, Houston Sports Fanatic, Socialist Astros, Texans, Rockets, Cougars, and somehow Scarlet Knights University of Houston, Boston Conservatory, Rutgers University alum

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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am a man seeking one single penalty called against the cowboys in Houston
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey man what the hell are these Texans penalties
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Coogs wyd
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 01/10/2026
my *entire timeline* is live tweeting mike tomlin’s minecraft stream. i have never seen anything like this
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At least we have the Texans…… lmfao
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Aaaaand we're done here
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⚾️ Sax 🧟‍♀️ @codeveronicaxhd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Colin Farrell In Bruges meme where he's pointing a gun at his head and another man is behind him also pointing the gun at Farrell's head

The text "Astros fans" has been added over Farrell's face.

The man behind him has the text "Astros" added over his face.
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Astros plz
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yainer, wtf
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is really remarkable that in a time of historic impasse in Congress, with both houses have been reduced to complete standstills despite a mounting number of political, economic, and ethical crises, both parties have spent months working to pass a bill limiting the pay of college athletes
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum quarterback designed run TD in 2026 #GoCoogs
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Hill @hill713.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
His 2011 game log is a masterpiece.
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Utter nonsense
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why do I even stay up to watch this team man
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Go Coogs
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dawg
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Texans for the love of god fix this
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Im sick
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FML
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Coogs can you please get ONE third down stop
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can we leave Austin Armstrong in Lubbock
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Houston has broken the physics engine
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
WE ARE SO BACK
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Coogs wyd
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thats PI but the previous one wasn’t?? Fuck off big12
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Let’s just do that for 3 more quarters Coogs
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Coogs pls I really need this one
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bo, brother, lmao
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 15/09/2026
an exhaustive list of shows i want to see pat mcafee in (THREAD)
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
No fun league
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I have no words
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Is CJ back
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jesus Christ Texans what are we doing
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
David Montgomery in Nick Caley’s offense:
Battering ram from Lord of the Rings
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Bill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Man, Tulsa must be AWESOME.
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My quadbox just went full super blurry ECU v App for some reason, thanks YouTube TV @sickoscommittee.org
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Isaiah Marshall, QB
God’s Drunkest Driver
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Rutgers lmfao
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
DOINK
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Greg it’s time to hang em up
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh no, disaster, what a bad idea
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
FSU what is this last drive lmao
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
SMU stop kicking yourself in the dick challenge
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
pausa de iluminacion
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the necessary step 1 of rebuilding trust with our allies is prosecuting almost everyone in the trump administration for the countless crimes they have committed against the country and the world
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 06/09/2026
The scoreboard clock is the official clock. I've asked referees about this. All broadcasts have a camera fixed on the scoreboard clock. Big Ten said they were synced 85 minutes before kickoff. The idea they were off-sync or there's a discrepancy has not been explained publicly.
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There was NOT a second left
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ESPN bumping the 4th quarter of a one score game to espn news with a ranked team to show UT body bagging Texas state is Egrigious
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Tim Hanley @realtimshady117.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Coogs wyd
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Tommy Tomlinson @tommytomlinson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So here's a quote from @pablo.show that applies to not only his Clippers investigation but the best of what journalism can be: www.nytimes.com/athletic/756...
"I think that we have the ability to do something that the rest of our culture is yearning for, which is make people who are too rich to care about anything resembling the public interest worry that maybe they need to tell us the truth."
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