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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat

@realityminus3.bsky.social
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
good rat andrea >squeak< >squeak< >squeak< >squeak< >squeak<
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes! I was thinking about the "redux" week recently!
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I remember that photo!
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🧐
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TMB(ot)G @tmbotg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I need a confidant who can see past my faults And take the time to save me from myself
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ginger!—what the devil is ginger? Sea-coal? firewood?—lucifer matches?—tinder?—gunpowder?—what the devil is ginger, I say
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😂
My screenshot of two of the replies to the original post. The OP compared a Lichtenstein painting to the original comic book panel and yes, L's ripoff is a flatly terrible copy and yeah the comic is actually really well composed. The comments I selected read:
"What criteria are you using for this evaluation?"
"Functional retinas."
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😱 Now we are being deported to Washington State 😳
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This puts me in mind of the bunny suit in A Christmas Story 😆
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Zeke! We saw some cool stuff and had a fab conversation w the gallery lady. It was fun, you liked it!!
Zeke sits at a bowl displaying raw and ... cubed? ... cotton. He is obscuring the sign that reads "do not touch". … He's not touching! (I may have touched.)Art. A large wall hanging in blues yellows and browns. Handmade paper, various dyes and things embedded in the paper. More art. A large red woven wall hanging with stripes and diamond patterns. V Mexican. Zeke sits in a displayed bowl of wool yarn. The sign said it was okay to touch this. It was very coarse.
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
rm3 says we were first in line for both tmbg shows here in madison >eek< and it 's okay for other people to be first sometimes >eek< i have a dubious >eek< >eek< >eek<
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
>squeak< guess who has four paws and is second in line to see @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social >squeak< we did arrive over an hour ago but rm3 wanted to look at art so we were pipped for first spot >eek< >eek< >eek< * paws at eyes *
RM3 & Zeke Rat sit on the floor outside the Capitol Theater in the Overture Center, Madison WI
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
aaaaaaaaahhhh ! ! >squeak< >squeak< >squeak< #streetcredzekerat
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
E&Z on the loose in Madison I asked for apple but she gave me pumpkin. I didn't correct her. It is very good pie. My gamble paid off.
Zeke gets his whiskers all up in my slice of pumpkin pie. He's after the whipped cream. Zeke stands up against a plastic cup of iced matcha latte. In the foreground is a small plate w a slice of frittata on. It was also good. Not very big though. I'm still hungry. 😳🤪
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On National Poetry Day, here’s a short poem about the power of poetry to change the world.
The Power of Poetry
 
with things falling apart
and anarchy let loose,
 
it was only poetry, he found,
which had any use,
 
so he reached for his copy  
of The Complete Works of Yeats
 
and bludgeoned the President
of the United States


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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why are they called vaccines and not immunition
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
biscuits ! ! >squeak< >squeak< >squeak<
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@dj-microbe.bsky.social
Zeke Rat stares you directly in the eyeball while lying on a museum-exhibited chair. The chair sports a placard written "Please do not sit".
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Zeke Rat sits on an exhibited chair in the Chazen Museum of Art, Madison WI. The chair has a small placard stating "Pleasw do not sit".
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Your screenshot looks like the M&E train is doing a ba-dum*tish* 😳
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Excuse me, what kind of ham?? #Wisconsin #BadgerState
A snap in a supermarket of a "premium cut baked ham", about halfway in size between a soft ball and a basketball. The brand is "Badger Ham". This IS Wisconsin, The Badger State, so I'm suspicious.
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RM3 to kid at counter: "What's your refill policy?" Kid: "We don't have one." RM3: "Okay thanks" (makes to toss empty cup) Kid: "Fill up as much as you want!" RM3: "What?" Kid: "We don't have a policy!" RM3: … … … Manager: "It's free refills, help yourself!" RM3: "But you just said..."
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
there 's a hot dog in here somewhere >squeak< * sniff *
Zeke with a spread of food from Portillo'sZeke w an unwrapped Chicago style hot dog. Poppyseed bun fronted w sliced tomato and a dill pickle spear and other misc things which are not hot dogs. … Not dogs, if you will.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 29/09/2026
“C’mon, c’mon—it’s either one or the other.”
“C’mon, c’mon—it’s either one or the other.”
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 24/09/2026
Thread. This was a journey. Literally.
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
all gentle >squeak< * offers freddo *
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Cheat, from the Homestar Runner universe. I aspire.
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
your front paws made socks for your back paws >squeak< your back paws now can make mittens to return the favor >squeak< >squeak< >squeak<
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don't put salt in your eyes! #KITH
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 19/09/2026
I mean, I think I'm just "'AI' Exasperated."
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The pirate alphabet has only ten letters: Aye-aye Arrrrr and the seven seas 🏴‍☠️
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Aaaaaah all the TMBG ~swoon* (out of curiosity, how do you hang your pictures? do you pound nails into the wall? asking for a friend by which I mean me by which I mean how many nails can one pound into a wall bc I have a lot of things I want to hang)
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I mean ... you had me at W. C. Fields
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 18/09/2026
Inside of it is a faith hugger
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Still thinking about con-chord vs conquered
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hi, I forgot your name, whatever
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Soooo ... do I send my therapy bills to you directly, or ...
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
... … … faucets ? >eek<
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pearls Before Swine comic strip for 15 September 2026. First panel: Rat is sitting at a box/desk with a "Rat for Senate" sign taped to it. A woman asks him, "Why should I vote for you?" Rat replies, "Because I promise to help the poor and middle class while simultaneously cutting the national debt." Second panel: the woman asks, "How you gonna do that?" Rat says, "Well first you cut taxes on the richest one percent of the country." Second panel: the woman says, "Then what?" Rat answers, "Then you hope people forget the other part." Fourth panel: the woman says, "I think I'll vote for whoever's not you." Rat says, 'Hey, at least I say the quiet part out loud."
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
we 've been stabbed ! >eek< >eek< >eek< (... against flu ,covid , y. pestis >eek< )
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Gov. Bob Ferguson @governorferguson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is a huge victory — the Trump Administration's anti-democratic new rule is stopped for now. Washington's elections are safe and secure. We will continue to stand up for Washington voters.
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Supreme Court rejects Trump’s plan to limit mail-in voting in midterms | CNN Politics
The Supreme Court on Monday rejected President Donald Trump’s controversial plan to change how mail ballots are sent to voters across the country, rebuffing a proposal that election officials warned w...
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A win! The Supreme Court has denied the Trump administration’s emergency request to enforce new mail-ballot restrictions ahead of the midterm elections. The decision leaves the lower court’s injunction in place, meaning the new USPS restrictions will not take effect for this election.
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
📌I don't give a single fuck who is or who isn't running for president in 2028. EVERYTHING is about Nov. 3, 2026.
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dunno about you but my mind naturally turned to this www.hankgreen.com/smush/
Screenshot of the game Smush: a 3x3 grid of letters inviting you to spell words. This board shows M X A T E R D Y I. RM3 has cleverly come up with AXEMERDER
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Zeke wants to know how the mouthfeel differs between the cloths. He assumes you’ve nibbled on them. This may or may not be a fair assumption.
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
have you tried neck rolls >eek<
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@dragondodo.bsky.social
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RealityMinus3 & Zeke Rat @realityminus3.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
penblwydd hapus ! >squeak< >squeak< >squeak<
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