Reposted by Read CookLiz Sepper @lsepper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Some professional news, I'll be the Daniel P.S. Paul Visiting Professor of Constitutional Law at Harvard Law School this spring semester! Hope to catch up with Boston and Boston-adjacent friends! 342607
Reposted by Read CookEPOCH @epochliterary.com · 18/09/2026Something you may not know, all our issues since volume 54 are available as high-quality PDFs to read on your tablet or e-ink device, for just a few bucks. If you want to support us, this is a great way...these are terrific magazines at an unbeatable price, and you get them immediately 086
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 15/09/2026~Neither here nor there: I went to Baylor Law with a guy from Arizona who applied to and enrolled at Baylor because their marketing materials emphasized Dallas so much, even showed the D skyline. He thought Waco:Dallas::Scottsdale:Phoenix. “I got to Dallas and just kept driving and driving and…” 011
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Thank you to Cole, Jen, Brandon and all The Masters Review readers for giving “Bristol” another life. mastersreview.com/the-2025-rep...mastersreview.comThe 2025 Reprint Prize Winner & Shortlist - The Masters ReviewCongratulations are in order for Read Cook, author of "Bristol Palin is a Realtor," winner of the 2025 Reprint Prize! Congratulations also to our runners-up, Judith Hannah Weiss and Charlie Watts. The... 010
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 24/10/202545. Two weeks ago. In front of child’s piano instructor. 🙋♂️ 010
Reposted by Read CookJenny Staff Johnson @htownjenny.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Thanks for the support, carpet cleaning van 619214
Reposted by Read CookBirmingham Poetry Review @bham-poetry-review.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Hey! We’re thiiiiiiiis close to opening up our submission window. That gives you just enough time to print your 5 best poems, shove ‘em in an envelope, and mail them to us! Hit the link for deets! (Yes we know we’re old school; we make a gorgeous journal though!) www.uab.edu/cas/englishp... 074
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Dallas teams need to think of better ways to make the news. 010
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 26/08/2025This weighted vest/rucking fad is out of control. It’s moms, it’s dads. You’d think there was an ordinance. I’m going to put a stop to it. 000
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 22/08/2025A park where you’re *not* allowed to fly drones would be lovely. 🦟 000
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Why doesn’t Nike supply Scheffler with some moister wicking shirts? 000
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Also, I liked not having to think about what to wear each day. Navy suit, white shirt, boots every day for 12 years. 000
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 04/08/2025When I talk to people deciding between graduate programs, I always tell them to map out what the next five, ten, and twenty years of their life will look like, financially, under each scenario. Money’s not the goal, calmness is, and there are magically more hrs in a week to write when you’re calm. 010
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Interesting! I hated every day of law school, but enjoyed most of my days practicing. I know an MFA would help me in terms of craft/community, but lawyering taught me a lot about story-telling, creativity, and grinding. I’ve flailed (still am!), but I’d make the same choice again. 120
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 31/07/2025More on this tomorrow, but thanks to @bluevilla.org for publishing my story about a place where mercy is in the eye of the holder of the hammer. 021
Reposted by Read CookKirsti MacKenzie @keersteemack.bsky.social · 28/07/2025published a lil bit of my forthcoming novel with @houseofvladpress.bsky.social recently you can read it here if you want to - i'm in good company for the summer bummer issue! xo houseofvladpress.com/summer-bummerhouseofvladpress.comHOUSE OF VLAD PRESS“The damp dishrag hanging over the edge of the indie lit scene.” 0115
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 26/07/2025“What are the names of children at my daughter’s elementary school?” 010
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 25/07/2025You should write a book! It’s fun!* *Agonizing, so far. 010
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 05/07/2025“Every middle seat is a networking opportunity.” —ancient Dallas proverb. 000
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 05/07/2025I was going to defend Bluebell, then realized I haven’t had it in twenty years despite having enjoyed a lot of ice cream over those decades. SWA is Heineken lager: it’s a marketing scam. You’re blinded by the napkin sketch and the “❤️” and the Shamu plane of yesteryear. 010
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 05/07/2025And goddam flash floods and goddam Uvalde and goddam helplessness. Why are you crying, Daddy? Don’t worry about it, just remember the fucking Alamo. 000
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 05/07/2025The $teak! Everyone’s pretending about the $teak! It tastes okay, but never better than a mediocre carne asada at 1/4th the price. But we’re a bad Texan if we admit it’s overrated, as are cowboy hats and the State Fair and Southwest Airlines. WELL I HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF-EVIDENT! 000
Reposted by Read CookAndrew Belfry @andrewbelfry.com · 26/06/2025Wife: What's your @mcsweeneys.net piece about? Me: How our daughters can't be whatever they want. Wife: ... Wait, what? 05510
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Lawyers and Law Profs and Bears, oh my…wife is co-presenting on “The Fallacy of Work/Life Balance: How to Thrive, Not Just Survive.” There probably won’t be enough mentions of my badass husband-ness, but there will be CLE credit. t.e2ma.net/click/6kl2mg...t.e2ma.net Baylor University || Online Registration 000
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 05/06/2025“Are you familiar with the parable of the organ grinder’s monkey?” m.youtube.com/watch?v=ABY3...m.youtube.comParábola del Mono del OrganilleroYouTube video by V1C3N73D 000
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Our nerdy and artistic sons befriended each other last year in 6th grade. She’s an established novelist who is trying to show me the ways of the long, while I tell her what I know of the short. Quick with an insult and heavy handed with the red pen, which I like. 010
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 27/05/2025“It never pays to overestimate yourself.” —Katherine Heiny, Standard Deviation. 000
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 20/05/2025The title is always the first thing I write (helps remind me of voice or the idea), but half the time it changes before I submit it. 130
Reposted by Read CookMichelle Young @michelleyoung.bsky.social · 16/05/2025I'm taking over the Harper Collins Instagram account today! Check out the latest there, including an AMA I'm doing all day www.instagram.com/harpercollins/ 022
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 14/05/2025I ran into this issue with “Bristol Palin Is a Realtor,” which was originally titled “The Idiot.” I didn’t want to be compared to Dostoevsky, who, in my opinion, can’t pull off a good testicles joke. 000
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 14/05/2025I’m not yet overwhelmed, but this shit is certainly whelming. www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...newyorker.comHow an Election Denier Became the U.S. TreasurerBrandon Beach was a state senator in Georgia who got involved in Trump’s attempt to overturn the 2020 election results. Now his name will be on our money. 000
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 13/05/2025We’re also pretty worried about why that helicopter is circling nearby. 110
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Fixed it for graduation week. Noticed they got the Calatrava waving too. #SMU 000
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 06/05/2025A wonderful story! Well done, @brechtdp.bsky.social and @hudsonreview.bsky.social ! 110
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 02/05/2025I propose that any panelist who reads a brief excerpt from their work be mildly electroshocked. 000
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 25/04/2025From The Testaments: “All that was necessary was a law degree and a uterus: a lethal combination.” 000