Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 26/07/2025“What are the names of children at my daughter’s elementary school?” 010
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Fixed it for graduation week. Noticed they got the Calatrava waving too. #SMU 000
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 02/05/2025I propose that any panelist who reads a brief excerpt from their work be mildly electroshocked. 000
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 25/04/2025From The Testaments: “All that was necessary was a law degree and a uterus: a lethal combination.” 000
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Not to steal Makkai’s bit, but I was helping my SIL’s family find a new home outside of Waco when I stumbled upon five floors of pure class. “Meet reality” indeed. Sadly, o/s their budget. www.zillow.com/homedetails/... 000
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Some of y’all—and with my sincerest apologies to the long-haired chihuahua mom at the DFW Decanted if I’m wrong—aren’t fooling anybody. 000
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 07/03/2025This 80’s baby is getting his booster tomorrow. Thanks, morons. 000
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 05/01/2025The sage in bloom Is like perfume Deep in the—goddammit the grid failed! 010
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 30/12/2024My brother lives in Meyerland, where all the houses have the Statue of Liberty proportions. 110
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 27/12/2024“Mike just broke anothah screw. He’s snappin’ these screws like pieces-a-spagghetti.” I’ve reached the Watching-The-2024 Plumbing-National-Championship phase of Christmas break. @cbssports.bsky.social 000
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Hairy Christmas! Brought to you by Aperol gimmies, some fancy Hawaiian hotel my wife went to for work, and my third glass of Rombauer zinfandel. 010
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Thank you to Books in the Time of Chaos! illinoislawreview.org/online/hope-... 010
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Pop-up St. Vincent DJ set at Resident Taqueria to raise money for Feed Lake Highlands! 🎄🎸 000
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 07/12/20248:00 9’s basketball game 10:00 9’s Candy Cane Breakfast/Ornament exchange 11:30 12’s Piano Recital 1:30 44’s chiro. appt 3:00 Watch the Fightin’ Texas Aggies in the SEC—oh, that’s right. 6:00 Whole fam at symphony 000
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Thank you to @books_chaos for this review of “Hope v. Texas,” which I pray remains fictional forever. static1.squarespace.com/static/635acd4… 000
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 15/11/2024These words from Katy Darby mean the world to me. I, too, wish that “Hope v. Texas” was no longer relevant, or, now, even worse, a possibility. static1.squarespace.com/static/635ac... 000
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 14/11/2024It’s been 8 months, huh? Should’ve had that novel done, but I got distracted by fast food poetry. @tbq.bsky.social tacobellquarterly.org/a-voyeurs-va... 072
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 07/09/2023Disappearing Act by @jiordancastle.bsky.social absolutely blew me away. True art, discouragingly great writing. 020
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 31/08/2023I’m at the standing desk phase of this lower back pain. 020
Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 21/08/2023Excited to learn Ottessa Moshfegh’s Eileen is now a film, starring Thomason McKenzie, Anne Hathaway, and (the great) Shea Whigham! December. 0141