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Writer, Attorney, Devout Irreverent. “Bristol Palin Is a Realtor,” “Hope v Texas,” “Queen of Switzerland.” EPOCH, Wigleaf, Taco Bell Quarterly, The Moth, University of Illinois Law Review, etc. byreadcook.com

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EPOCH @epochliterary.com · 18/09/2026
Something you may not know, all our issues since volume 54 are available as high-quality PDFs to read on your tablet or e-ink device, for just a few bucks. If you want to support us, this is a great way...these are terrific magazines at an unbeatable price, and you get them immediately
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Thank you to Cole, Jen, Brandon and all The Masters Review readers for giving “Bristol” another life. mastersreview.com/the-2025-rep...
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The 2025 Reprint Prize Winner & Shortlist - The Masters Review
Congratulations are in order for Read Cook, author of "Bristol Palin is a Realtor," winner of the 2025 Reprint Prize! Congratulations also to our runners-up, Judith Hannah Weiss and Charlie Watts. The...
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
45. Two weeks ago. In front of child’s piano instructor. 🙋‍♂️
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Jenny Staff Johnson @htownjenny.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Thanks for the support, carpet cleaning van
Van that says PRO CHOILE
CARPET CLEANING on the back in traffic
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Gig ‘em and good night!
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Birmingham Poetry Review @bham-poetry-review.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Hey! We’re thiiiiiiiis close to opening up our submission window. That gives you just enough time to print your 5 best poems, shove ‘em in an envelope, and mail them to us! Hit the link for deets! (Yes we know we’re old school; we make a gorgeous journal though!) www.uab.edu/cas/englishp...
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Dallas teams need to think of better ways to make the news.
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
This weighted vest/rucking fad is out of control. It’s moms, it’s dads. You’d think there was an ordinance. I’m going to put a stop to it.
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
A park where you’re *not* allowed to fly drones would be lovely. 🦟
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Why doesn’t Nike supply Scheffler with some moister wicking shirts?
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Also, I liked not having to think about what to wear each day. Navy suit, white shirt, boots every day for 12 years.
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
More on this tomorrow, but thanks to @bluevilla.org for publishing my story about a place where mercy is in the eye of the holder of the hammer.
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Kirsti MacKenzie @keersteemack.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
published a lil bit of my forthcoming novel with @houseofvladpress.bsky.social recently you can read it here if you want to - i'm in good company for the summer bummer issue! xo houseofvladpress.com/summer-bummer
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HOUSE OF VLAD PRESS
“The damp dishrag hanging over the edge of the indie lit scene.”
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
“What are the names of children at my daughter’s elementary school?”
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Dork.
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
And goddam flash floods and goddam Uvalde and goddam helplessness. Why are you crying, Daddy? Don’t worry about it, just remember the fucking Alamo.
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
The $teak! Everyone’s pretending about the $teak! It tastes okay, but never better than a mediocre carne asada at 1/4th the price. But we’re a bad Texan if we admit it’s overrated, as are cowboy hats and the State Fair and Southwest Airlines. WELL I HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF-EVIDENT!
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Andrew Belfry @andrewbelfry.com · 26/06/2025
Wife: What's your @mcsweeneys.net piece about? Me: How our daughters can't be whatever they want. Wife: ... Wait, what?
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Lawyers and Law Profs and Bears, oh my…wife is co-presenting on “The Fallacy of Work/Life Balance: How to Thrive, Not Just Survive.” There probably won’t be enough mentions of my badass husband-ness, but there will be CLE credit. t.e2ma.net/click/6kl2mg...
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Baylor University || Online Registration
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Yay!
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
My body is 70% carbonated water.
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
“Are you familiar with the parable of the organ grinder’s monkey?” m.youtube.com/watch?v=ABY3...
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Parábola del Mono del Organillero
YouTube video by V1C3N73D
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
So many emails from my kids’ schools.
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
“It never pays to overestimate yourself.” —Katherine Heiny, Standard Deviation.
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
25 pounds!
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Michelle Young @michelleyoung.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I'm taking over the Harper Collins Instagram account today! Check out the latest there, including an AMA I'm doing all day www.instagram.com/harpercollins/
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I ran into this issue with “Bristol Palin Is a Realtor,” which was originally titled “The Idiot.” I didn’t want to be compared to Dostoevsky, who, in my opinion, can’t pull off a good testicles joke.
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
3rd Grade-ass lookin’ signature.
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I’m not yet overwhelmed, but this shit is certainly whelming. www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...
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How an Election Denier Became the U.S. Treasurer
Brandon Beach was a state senator in Georgia who got involved in Trump’s attempt to overturn the 2020 election results. Now his name will be on our money.
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Fixed it for graduation week. Noticed they got the Calatrava waving too. #SMU
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Darn it.
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
A wonderful story! Well done, @brechtdp.bsky.social and @hudsonreview.bsky.social !
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I propose that any panelist who reads a brief excerpt from their work be mildly electroshocked.
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
From The Testaments: “All that was necessary was a law degree and a uterus: a lethal combination.”
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Fuck.
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Lindz McLeod - THE MISEDUCATION OF CAROLINE BINGLEY is out now! @lindzmcleod.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I was just told that my launch event in Glasgow was going to be cancelled because I don't have *enough* tickets sold. Humiliating—not least because I worked my butt off for this book & went to other people's launches. If I could sell a few more today, maybe I could change their minds. Please.
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
And Alito will file a concurring opinion because the teacher wasn’t also deported.
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
U.S. Girls, Lincoln Hall, Chicago, June 29th, see you there.
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Jenny Staff Johnson @htownjenny.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
lol “from anti-extremist research”
It’s the JD Vance FMK post with photos of couch/usha/post
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
What are they doing to these kids in there?
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
For this, I’ll camp out in line.
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
He is mutated indeed!
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
True, but I happen to like Oscar a la Shit. www.instagram.com/reel/DIkIWl6...
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Sometimes I wonder if, given the prevalence of interfaith, interracial, and second marriages, somewhere out there exists a pair of stepbrothers named Jesus and Muhammad. Maybe in Houston?
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Taxidermy is dead.
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
[dude taking a stand in a town hall meme] “Schools shouldn’t have an early dismissal before a four day weekend.”
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Read Cook @readcook.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I saw Goody Bondi with the Devil!
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