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Razzle Bathbone

@razzlebathbone.bsky.social
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Hell God Baby Damn No i make better music than you expect: soundcloud.com/trapdoorsman

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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 2h
Helped my little old lady neighbor get back into her house after she locked herself out. On My Boy Scout Shit #BoyscoutShit
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 6h
I’m putting fifty bucks on “Sass Tooma”
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 15h
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 19h
I was woken up from a nap by my girlfriend at the time calling down from upstairs “Can you come UP here please.” Sounded mad at me. I got to the bottom of the steps before groggily remembering she was on the opposite side of the country on a family trip. I did not go up there
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m still pissed off at this dumb fucking show. Whole project should have been destroyed well before filming
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bad 👏 actors 👏 are 👏 bad 👏 people 👏
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s on hbo but you can probably find a bunch of copies for free in a New Mexico landfill
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You shouldn’t, because it has no redeeming qualities, memorable characters, or convincing performances, and despite being under an hour, each episode feels like a two-day hike in a waist-deep peat bog. But you should
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Actually @crabman.bsky.social you should consider watching this insanely stupid show. I don’t know what exactly you’re getting from all the tubi nightmares you take in but I’m guessing it’s like those oysters that can only eat pollution?
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also the show clearly wants you to sympathize with Fracking Grandpa
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The entire town works at “the bread factory” except for its most ancient great-grandpa, who seems to be running a one-man fracking operation somehow. The evil guy has a tattoo on his neck that says “beer” in lowercase comic sans. He is married with two children
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It would appear that this is the sort of program where “there’s a secret twisted version of the game on the dark web”
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Skipped straight to the last episode just to see if a plot point cropped up and oh my god nothing is still happening. We need a complete shutdown of british mystery shows until we get some accountability
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No one cares because, rightfully, no one has seen it, but oh my god nothing fucking happens. Nothing happens. It’s like The Happening-era Shyamalan with a TBI. Waste of my fucking time
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The 2024 british tv show Passenger is one of the dumbest pieces of shit i have ever seen
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Does he know Mr. Couple Three
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lucky...
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Welcome To The Dentist
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fucked up how “earth” means “dirt” when most of the surface is water. It’s fucked up and we’ve got to do something
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was also very young and up way past my bedtime in a hospital waiting room so it’s difficult to say how much of this happened outside a dream i might have been having
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No one’s been able to help me find this (in part bc i don’t know if it’s from a movie or a tv show) but I remember seeing something with a subway train derailing, sparks everywhere, passengers screaming, while some crazy guy on it laughed maniacally. Real close up on his face. Fuckin terrified me
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Time in the hand is not control of time snakeroot
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Batters Are Stealing Every Base And Loving Life
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(@baybayfriend.bsky.social i meant to put this tag in the first post but i was too shaken by the thrill of discovery)
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Somebody else said the rice cooker already but Zojirushi water heater also insanely good. Fill it up at night, set it to be hot when you wake up, make coffee/tea/hot cocoa/whatever all day. All day!
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reacting to pain with “Ow”: Overdramatic. Wimpy. We should not have to hear the weakness leave your body Reacting to pain with “I see”: Intimidating. Disquieting. Clearly even a fraction of your full power would destroy us
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wonder how beautiful Paul is. Probably amazingly
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think I might have found Grassy Valley on the map
Google maps screenshot highlighting businesses called “Splashy Fish,” “Flowers’ Cuddles,” and “Paul’s Beauty Warehouse”
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, all right!
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gotta be riboflavin
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gotta let em know who's boss
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Badger looking goofyPossum looking goofy
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today these two are six (6!!) months old I can’t believe it
Possum the cat politely puts one paw on a chair armrestBadger the cat pokes his head and one leg out from underneath a blanket hanging over the back of a sofa
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They took all the lice and put em in a lyceum And they charged the people a dollar and a half to eat em
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Crab Man Week of Engagement
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You look okay.
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's Crab Man
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Instead of saying "lol" I'm gonna start replying to posts with this video
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can’t believe they’re retroactively ruining one of the best jokes in my favorite movie
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Generally if I feel like some rich asshole wants me to do something I simply don’t do it
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Evil fuckers are causing hella problems
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Evil fuckers are causing trouble
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m no writer but if your screenplay idea starts as a polemic you need to take a lap. I don’t even care if i agree with whatever you’re on about
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t remember the last time i saw a trailer that signaled “annoying” as hard as this. I guess if I’d seen the trailer for Don’t Look Up
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Super excited to never hear or think about Digger The Movie ever again
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Interesting. For us, the concept of the außergewöhnlichdummermann has survived, but not the man himself, you may say
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You’re laughing? Those Sims are TRAPPED IN THE POOL and you’re laughing.
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
r/bullyingadvice My bully found out I've been using this subreddit... I'm starting to think this sub hasn't helped with my problem at all. >This thread has been closed by moderators
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