RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Watching these old Batman TAS like he’s my dad losing at softball. Scarecrow just walking all over my guy. 140
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Glad they are finally coming for Sheerans elfin ass. Unseelie motherfucker. 030
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I will stand by this until someone smarter than me points out I was wrong the I’ll say “oh.” And go look at my phone! 120
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I’ve come to realize that my friendship style is Unintentionally Aloof/Lowkey Annoying. Currently accepting applications. 120
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 29/08/2026It’s good for cooking and getting drunk. Otherwise the flavor notes im getting most of the time are “thumb” with notes of “subway seat” 110
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Australia is nice but they do sausages weird and all the toilets are metric and I really have to go 020
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Big shout out to women on the internet. You guys put the “E-Mail” in FEmail! 120
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Tonight my comedy foes sent a powerful heckler. Happy to say I hurt BOTH our feelings. 150
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Los Angeles is where America went up its own ass. Las Vegas is where it came out. 000
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I ordered a bunch of cool new shirts and it’s going to fix everything 020
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Yes. I was in a very low speed traffic accident and bruised some ribs/my pride. All images look clear and the official diagnoses is “biffed it.” 120
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Trying to draw a frog and getting frustrated bc it’s oddly shaped and then I remembered that’s just kind of frogs. 070
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Undertone (2025) “Now what the fuck was that?!” -Jordan Doll 130
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Lee Cronin’s The Mummy (2026) “Now what the fuck was that?” -Jordan Doll 030
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Please share your discoveries here. I may have found a way to track her movements. 100
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 08/07/2026So what was Mary Poppins? Some kind of ancient Sumerian tidiness demon? 131
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 27/06/2026At long last, i feel safe admitting that I am the cause of the great 2002 pussy-drought. 060
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 27/06/2026If I were an uber driver I would start playing public domain classics any time a white person got in my car. Hot cross buns, Froggy went a courtin’, Jamiroquai. All of it. 050
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 26/06/2026My rice cooker often undercooks rice. What am I doing wrong? It’s a zojirushi 000
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 26/06/2026“We’ve allowed T-Shirts to become too expensive.” On a T-Shirt? $400? 010
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 26/06/2026static.klipy.comOscar Statuette with Stars on Rainbow BackgroundALT: Oscar Statuette with Stars on Rainbow Background 010
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Me trying to accurately convey any emotion that makes me uncomfortable 000
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Anybody going to therapy today? I need a couple things. 020
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Is anyone ready to commit to learning Intergalactic with me and one other person for the sickest karaoke moment I can think of? 140
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 20/06/2026And your children’s children etc. you get it BOOK ME! 🙌💜🧙 020
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 20/06/2026If I don’t start getting some stagetime in this town I’m going to take it. FROM YOUR CHILDREN!!! 130
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Buddy looks like a ventriloquist dummy absorbed its host. 130
Reposted by RazorLouChristopher Baker @ghostlyretreat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Found this classic from 8(?) years ago. @andysell.bsky.social @razorlou.bsky.social @allierosejokes.bsky.social 152
Reposted by RazorLouKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I just found out my friend - *everyone's* friend, seriously, i cannot express enough how beloved - John Rosenberger died. No one person did more to make comedy in New York feel like a community. I'm so sad. 81106
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Honestly it wouldn’t suck if some bad people started dying instead of only the good ones. 020
