RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Glad they are finally coming for Sheerans elfin ass. Unseelie motherfucker. 030
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I’ve come to realize that my friendship style is Unintentionally Aloof/Lowkey Annoying. Currently accepting applications. 120
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Australia is nice but they do sausages weird and all the toilets are metric and I really have to go 020
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Big shout out to women on the internet. You guys put the “E-Mail” in FEmail! 120
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Tonight my comedy foes sent a powerful heckler. Happy to say I hurt BOTH our feelings. 150
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Los Angeles is where America went up its own ass. Las Vegas is where it came out. 000
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I ordered a bunch of cool new shirts and it’s going to fix everything 020
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Trying to draw a frog and getting frustrated bc it’s oddly shaped and then I remembered that’s just kind of frogs. 070
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Undertone (2025) “Now what the fuck was that?!” -Jordan Doll 130
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Lee Cronin’s The Mummy (2026) “Now what the fuck was that?” -Jordan Doll 030
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 08/07/2026So what was Mary Poppins? Some kind of ancient Sumerian tidiness demon? 131
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 27/06/2026At long last, i feel safe admitting that I am the cause of the great 2002 pussy-drought. 060
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 27/06/2026If I were an uber driver I would start playing public domain classics any time a white person got in my car. Hot cross buns, Froggy went a courtin’, Jamiroquai. All of it. 050
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 26/06/2026My rice cooker often undercooks rice. What am I doing wrong? It’s a zojirushi 000
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 26/06/2026“We’ve allowed T-Shirts to become too expensive.” On a T-Shirt? $400? 010
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Me trying to accurately convey any emotion that makes me uncomfortable 000
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Anybody going to therapy today? I need a couple things. 020
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Is anyone ready to commit to learning Intergalactic with me and one other person for the sickest karaoke moment I can think of? 140
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 20/06/2026If I don’t start getting some stagetime in this town I’m going to take it. FROM YOUR CHILDREN!!! 130
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Buddy looks like a ventriloquist dummy absorbed its host. 130
Reposted by RazorLouChristopher Baker @ghostlyretreat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Found this classic from 8(?) years ago. @andysell.bsky.social @razorlou.bsky.social @allierosejokes.bsky.social 152
Reposted by RazorLouKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I just found out my friend - *everyone's* friend, seriously, i cannot express enough how beloved - John Rosenberger died. No one person did more to make comedy in New York feel like a community. I'm so sad. 81106
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Honestly it wouldn’t suck if some bad people started dying instead of only the good ones. 020
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I have been offered and accepted the roll of “Fat Wizard With Pants Full of Soup” in the new Harry Potter series. I don’t agree with the views of the author, but I’m hoping my sensitive portrayal of “Fat Wizard With Pants Full of Soup” will begin the healing process and also earn me 400k 020
Reposted by RazorLoua wizard @towerwizard.bsky.social · 16/06/2026The wizard sleeps tranquilly. In the distance, a wolf howls. 0151
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I don’t want anyone to freak out but I just got a whopping 20 years of good luck by liking a measly two cat photos on Threads. 010
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Been getting into binaural/focus music lately. Anybody know a channel that doesn’t sound like I’m at a hobbit’s funeral? 000
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 08/06/2026People are posting stuff about how turning 35 is crazy and I’m over here at 43 likestatic.klipy.comHocus Pocus: Winifred Sanderson's SpellALT: Hocus Pocus: Winifred Sanderson's Spell 140
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I always bring my switch 2 on the train in case I want to miss a bunch of stops every fucking time! 020
Reposted by RazorLouJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026So many people who can reasonably be described as “that little shit” are in charge of so much of society. 494932875
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Liv 2 curl up with my phone at bedtime and convince myself I have lime disease 010
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 01/06/2026No my stripper name is NOT the color of my underwear plus the last thing I ate. It’s “Lewd Diamond Phillips” and has been since the day I was born. 030
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 31/05/2026*Space Jam music intensifying in background* “Scully. Do you believe in intergalactic alien basketball games?…” 020
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Just take a second to note how strange it is that some people are called “Melvin” 010
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 30/05/2026 THE BIGFOOT EMOJI HAS LANDED (gonna be huge for the sport) 020
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 29/05/2026The Irish claim Obama so hard and I am absolutely here for it 😂 020
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 29/05/2026We are sad to announce that the Noise Marines from Warhammer 40k will no longer be performing at the Great American State Fair 050
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Me, no pants, cup of coffee, dropping fire takes on Threads: “This must be How Chappel Roan feels.” 010
RazorLou @razorlou.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Mortified at how unprepared our government was for two snakes. What if there’s three!? 020
