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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ruin a book by adding a word Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret Thatcher

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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ruin a book title by adding a word: Don't Create the Torment Nexus Yet

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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Okay, let’s have the Mothra twin fairies do it instead. encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn...

Movie screenshot of the tiny twin fairies who sing to awaken Mothra in the Godzilla movies.

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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You have to transfer it out of your head! Record yourself singing it and share the video here. It’s the only way.

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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

TIRED: The “Inside you are two wolves” meme WIRED:

Screenshot from a Godzilla movie with a man saying “Godzilla exists inside each one of us.”

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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Look, man, I just wanted to borrow some figs. I didn't know I'd have to jump through all these hoops.

Partial transcript from a spam voicemail that says it's an important alert about my loan from the fig lending verification department.

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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I hadn't heard that one so I looked it up. Crazy story! But at least it was a nice round number.

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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My 85 friends who came to IKEA with me: All this shopping is making us hungry! Me: You’re not gonna believe this

Inside IKEA, a big red banner advertises hot dogs, in quantities of 1, 3, 10, 25, or 86.

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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Make a band edible: Whey Might Be Giants

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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Make a band edible: Whey Might Be Giants

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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

There should be more cartoons for editors.

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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

“On your left.“ <ghost of James Joyce appears, audience goes wild>

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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Downgrade a movie: AVENGERS: BLOOMSDAY

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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I saw that the day it happened and I meant to tell you, but I figured you’d have seen it too. I also like this cover mockup …

Photo of guy dressed as Spider-Man punching a Nazi, mocked up as a Spidey comic book cover.

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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I can see the Abyss from my house!

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Ron Marz @ronmarz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Jake Lang getting his Nazi ass beaten by Spider-Man in Minneapolis today is the ray of sunshine I needed.

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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Coulda used more Elliot Gould, but otherwise was great!

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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

If there’s one thing we know about Charlie Brown, it’s that he loves coffee and margaritas.

A terrible AI cartoon in which Charlie Brown praises coffee and margaritas.

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Xanxost @xanxost.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Hello mortals! Here on your Prime world, the land is on fire, the air is full of smoke, there is heat so hot it kills you, the water is too much or not enough, and the food makes your bowels explode. Why did no one tell Xanxost how wonderful this world is??

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Xanxost @xanxost.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Hello from Gen Con mortals! Xanxost is sorry about the big storm. Xanxost packed some chaos stuff from Limbo for the trip and it got loose.

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Xanxost @xanxost.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Many beings enjoy doing this to slaadi because the rough skin scrubs their face clean! Sometimes clean off.

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Xanxost @xanxost.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Greetings from Gen Con mortals! The spellslingers on the beach forgot to announce that they are teaming up with Xanxost to make books about Xanxost! The reason they forgot is they do not know it yet. But Xanxost will show them it is a good idea! Xanxost just needs to get some rocks first.

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Xanxost @xanxost.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Hello mortals! It is Gen Con time in your famous city Indianapolisburg! Xanxost will be there to research what mortals are saying about the planes. If you see Xanxost, please come up and say "Hello Xanxost!" Try not to look like food when you do it.

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Xanxost @xanxost.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Hello mortals! Did you know the Outer Planes also have a famous story called The Odyssey? It is the story of a man who takes a crew and sets out to travel the entire Great Ring but they go to Limbo first and a red slaad eats them. It is a short story.

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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

We need one that’s programmed with the persona of a djinni in a lamp.

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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

It's in the alt text -- Grey Skies.

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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Prompting an LLM is like making a wish in a roleplaying game. You've gotta be very careful with the wording or you won't like the results.

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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

There are ways to trim your videogame development budget, and then there are *ways* to trim your videogame development budget.

Screenshot from the videogame Grey Skies. A female character stands in front of an indoor swimming pool. A sign by the pool says PLEASE DO NOT SWIM, and, in smaller letters, "There isn't an animation for it."

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Xanxost @xanxost.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Elf fingers work best when prepared with surprise. You sneak up to the elf while they are busy thinking about barmy elf things and rip their fingers off. Sometimes the hand or arm comes off too and that is okay. Just keep practicing!

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Xanxost @xanxost.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Hello mortals! Xanxost hears there is a Prime Material Plane lettuce that makes your butt explode. Oho! All glory to your graybeards for creating the perfect snack and/or weapon of war. Xanxost is coming with two bags of holding! Do you take elf fingers in trade?

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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Do you still do the podcast? I haven't seen any new episodes for a few months.

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Xanxost @xanxost.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Hello mortals! Xanxost was asked how to stay cool when it is very hot outside. The answer is simple! Dig a big hole and fill it with cold liquid like high elf blood or wood elf blood or dark elf blood or sea elf blood. Then leave it and go on a vacation to the Ice Wastes of the Abyss.

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Xanxost @xanxost.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Hello mortals! Xanxost met a new dretch in the Abyss who says his name is Linseed. His new job is licking Juiblex clean and he will be good at it because he did the same thing for a big smelly blob in his mortal life. The lesson is experience counts! Prepare for the afterlife you want!

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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

And then there's the "Go big or go home" kind of typo (from a magazine ad for a marathon).

Magazine ad for a marathon with the headline "You run. We take care of the the rest."

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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

This gas station sign exists to keep the universe in balance with all the books that were published without typos.

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory

TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
BUY NOW! HUMMUS AND A
WOW!!
EXTRA LARGE FALAFEL MEAL FOR 2!!!

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects

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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Gondor called for — I mean, Gail called for jokes!

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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

What do you call it when a mummy farts? A toot uncommon.

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Personasama @persona.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Sucks that this 64 year old Rocky & Bullwinkle joke still hits now

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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Reading the Swan Boy webcomic is like being stuck on a tour bus hijacked by a confused wizard who shows you all the coolest stuff you wouldn't have seen otherwise

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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

We don’t usually get to see each other’s header images. Here’s mine. I stand by this statement.

Panel from the Peanuts comic strip where Linus is saying “Editors are sort of human, too, you know!”

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Ray Vallese @rayvallese.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Thanks! I need to remember to check on him more often …

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