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Raydred

@raydred.com
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Learner / Player of the harmonicas. Cartoonist. Writer of absurdities. Stabber of the fabric. Typewriter enthusiast. Constantly curious. NO ICE. #noAI #humanMadeArt #artist

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Mama twins @hi-its-alaa.bsky.social · 3h
“They gang raped a woman but we can’t expel them as they have promising futures.” This is exactly why a rapist became president.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 23h
I don't fuck with autocorrect. I'd rather have a typo than something I can't control changing the meaning of my writing.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 30/09/2026
Who will be the one to make this campaign METAL
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Raydred @raydred.com · 30/09/2026
Quit perjuring yourself, quit perjuring yourself, quit perjuring yourself, quit perjuring yourself, quit perjuring yourself, quit perjuring yourself…
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Raydred @raydred.com · 29/09/2026
I've been doing this bit where, I get hired to do a job, and then I do that job for 40 hours a week, and, this is so funny, I do all the things they ask me to do, and then when I retire I go "GOTCHA!!" hahahahahaha oh man, it's so funny! I'm wasting my potential though… that's part of the bit.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 29/09/2026
I could get so many hobbies done if I didn't have this particular brain.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 29/09/2026
My erotic Star Shrek novels were rejected again. "You should have a niche" they said…
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Raydred @raydred.com · 29/09/2026
My mother always told me, "Violins is never the answer". Not quite sure why.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2026
not my birthday but I’m not gonna let that stop me from eating a whole cake
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Raydred @raydred.com · 28/09/2026
Rain so hard it bullies you to into giving up your lunch money.
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fluffy fairy 🧚‍♀️ @beigewunder.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Without honesty and empathy, you're just nice. Not kind.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 27/09/2026
For once, I want to see a movie with a medieval "battle" where both side run towards each other and combine into a loving embrace.
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Pam Wishbow @pamwishbow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am seeing increasing numbers of drinking from the hose posting from millennials and I need you to realize it is both unfunny and makes me want to crawl out if my skin. I see you all learned nothing.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 27/09/2026
Taylor Swift stole my song lyrics. I worked hard on those! I can't sue because her lawyers would bury me in litigation, and it's also very hard to prove my lies in court.
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Kevin Coulston @kevincoulston.com · 27/09/2026
This took a very long time to draw. Download the PDF, print it out and take a very long time to color this immensly detailed Crusty Goobers coloring page: Download here: drive.google.com/file/d/1EGpM... #CrustyGoobers #coloring #coloringpages #coloringpage #coloringaddict
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/09/2026
peter thiel is another one of those guys who we are supposed to think is brilliant but every time he opens his mouth my first thought is “this guy sounds like an idiot”
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Kevin Coulston @kevincoulston.com · 25/09/2026
Another Goober Doodle #drawing #CrustyGoobers #cartoonist #sketchcard #aceo
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Raydred @raydred.com · 25/09/2026
Since when is being "too awesome" violates community guidelines?
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Raydred @raydred.com · 25/09/2026
One time I called into a radio station for a contest and I was the number right before the winner. I could've really used those gift cards to 'hotdog on a stick'.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 25/09/2026
I struggle with metaphors the way a goldfish struggles to fly a helicopter.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 24/09/2026
Shit, I forgot to hit cancel…
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Raydred @raydred.com · 24/09/2026
I will often write out a post, ranting about whatever, and then when I'm done hit cancel and go on with my life. It often takes a load off my mind, and never bothers anyone online.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 24/09/2026
I wrote about the new washer and dryer (with accompanying photo) here: whatever.scalzi.com/2026/09/24/o...
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Our Thrilling New Purchase
Our washer and dryer set had been with us 15+ years and were really showing their age. The dryer’s closing mechanism had to be negotiated with in order to be fully secured, and our washer had…
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Raydred @raydred.com · 24/09/2026
I dropped my phone, shattering the back glass. It could be worse, I could've dropped my phone into a crack in my backyard awakening tiny demons wreaking havoc on my life, like in 1987's movie "The Gate".
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Rylie Fennec @fennecfoxrylie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stay mad. 🛫
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Raydred @raydred.com · 24/09/2026
When politicians say "You can't make this up", they are absolutely making it up.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 24/09/2026
I'm stunned. Lego blocked me. smh…
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Raydred @raydred.com · 23/09/2026
Life was better when my head was filled with useless movie quotes.
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Surly Amy @surlyamy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Skull flower mug. Handbuilt stoneware. In my etsy shop surly.etsy.com
A big stoneware mug with a sunflower with skulls in the center of the flower design. It is glazed in green and cream.
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Long Lost Friend Studio @llfstudio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tried some inexpensive paints to see if they'd perform just fine with basic watercolor illustration. Probably a wise option if you're just starting out and not sure you'll like it. youtu.be/5kin70h8_mQ
two monster illustrations in watercolor, Frankenstein and his Bride, alongside the inexpensive 12-color palette of watercolors we made them with.
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Mika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️‍⚧️ @msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
black mirror scrying: DHS is laying off agents now that background checks are coming in so we're going to see a burst in violence from ICE over the next few months as agents try to get their violent fascist jollies in before getting fired.
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404 Media @404media.co · 23/09/2026
Citizens showed up to the city council meeting with plans to let city leaders know how they felt about the city’s use of Flock. But Springfield mayor Jeff Schrag moved to prevent public comment on Flock. Then, arrests happened, @mjgault.bsky.social reports. Story: www.404media.co/woman-arrest...
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Raydred @raydred.com · 23/09/2026
I know my directions intuitively, North, South, East, West… but don't know Right or Left intuitively. It's annoying.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 22/09/2026
I've been wearing camo clothing for over a year and nobody has noticed.
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monstrous_gloss @monstrousgloss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think about this scene from Andor a LOT and repeat this phrase to myself often: "Power doesn't panic."
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Raydred @raydred.com · 21/09/2026
Technotronic made me believe I was going to 'pump up the jam' more than it's been necessary.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 21/09/2026
I want confidence like people who are often wrong.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 19/09/2026
I mindlessly whistle "If I only had a brain" way too much for comfort.
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
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Raydred @raydred.com · 21/09/2026
People ask me all the time, "who are you and how did you get in here?"
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Jodi Jacobson @jljacobson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Truly sick of the constant dehumanization of people.\ PROTECT TRANS KIDS. PROTECT TRANS ADULTS.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 19/09/2026
I mindlessly whistle "If I only had a brain" way too much for comfort.
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The diabolical birdie @birdilicious.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
74 years ago Charles Schulz gave us the infamous thumb sucking Linus. Minutes ago our very own Linus (my son) started sucking his hand/thumb. Obviously he was given the most perfect name in the world.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bringing dead batteries back to life is revolting
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Raydred @raydred.com · 18/09/2026
I feel unintelligent at times despite evidence. But I get over it.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 18/09/2026
My favorite Borg is Flula.
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
cis people DO NOT DO THIS trans women face MUCH HIGHER rates of violence than cis women this is going to put trans women in even more danger and would put this cis woman in more danger too ALSO: WE ARE NOT YOUR PUNCHLINE
A woman was approached by a man
today. He asked her if she thought her dress was a little too short.
She replied: „As long as my dick isn't hanging out at the bottom, I think we're good"
BOOM. Instant silence...
Bottom line: It's none of a man's business how long a woman's dress is.
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David Clark @clarkeocrinus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem have now withdrawn from the Ed Sheeran tour.
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Angry Donkey News @angrydonkeynews.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That's Billion with a B.. Last night actor Michael J. Fox accepted an Emmys for his contributions to Parkinson’s disease research. To date, his has helped raise 3 billion dollars for Parkinson’s research
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