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Raydred

@raydred.com
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Learner / Player of the harmonicas. Cartoonist. Writer of absurdities. Stabber of the fabric. Typewriter enthusiast. Constantly curious. NO ICE. #noAI #humanMadeArt #artist

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Raydred @raydred.com · 03/06/2026
Homer simpson sitting in a chair, explaining why a bill is so high.

frame 1 : Oh, it's that record club.
frame 2 : The first nine were only a penny.
frame 3 : Then they jacked up the price.
frame 4 : It's not fair.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 23/05/2026
A fake Star trek TNG Title screen with the USS Enterprise D entitled "Data. Data, Data, Data, Worf-man"
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Raydred @raydred.com · 21/05/2026
A screenshot of The Simpsons. Marge simpson saying "Ooh, look Homer, the I.R.S." while Homer simpson hangs out the window of a taxi, replying "Boo!". 

The Simpsons, season 3 episode 2 entitled, "Mr. Lisa goes to Washington".
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Raydred @raydred.com · 18/05/2026
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Raydred @raydred.com · 17/02/2026
I got my typewriter back from the shop. Just needed a bit of repair but otherwise, it's perfect.
An Olivetti Lettera 22 typewriter with the words "Feelin' fine." typed on to white paper. 

This is in reference to the Simpsons episode Treehouse of Horror V (E6, S6), which just happens to be my favorite Treehouse of Horror.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 22/12/2025
The grinch won't be stealing any more presents, I can assure you THAT!
Mashed Avocado spread on sourdough toast that resembles the color of the Grinch (green).
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Raydred @raydred.com · 18/12/2025
What a profound quote.
screenshot of a website called "AZ Quotes", with the words : 
"500 - internal server error. Sorry, we couldn't handle your request".
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Raydred @raydred.com · 27/11/2025
Good message.
An aluminum pan with the words embossed "support the bottom", on the bottom of the pan.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 14/10/2025
What the hell, here's my #portfolioday showcase of my last 4 drawings. I'm an artist with a heart of gold… I should have a cardiologist check that out. #art #artist #cartoonist #illustration #digitalart #thatcomicthing
A cartoon rooster, wearing glasses. Why? Nobody knows.An orange cartoon floating jack-o-lantern with antlers making it a jack-o-lantern-lope.R2D2's halloween costume with a sheet draped over him like a ghost, with a blue pixelated pac man worried ghost printed on the sheet. He loves pac man.An illustrative spooky human skull on fire in a goblet of blood. The motif is very much a dark old aesthetic.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 14/10/2025
I make good art sometimes.
An illustrative spooky human skull on fire in a goblet of blood. The motif is very much a dark old aesthetic.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 05/10/2025
R2D2's Halloween costume #art #comics #thatcomicthing #halloween #illustration #starwars #r2d2
R2D2's halloween costume with a sheet draped over him like a ghost, with a blue pixelated pac man worried ghost printed on the sheet. He loves pac man.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 02/10/2025
Jack-a-lantern-a-lope? Jack-a-lope-tern? Jack-a-lanterlope… #thatcomicthing #pumpkin #jackolantern #jackolanternlope
An orange cartoon floating jack-o-lantern with antlers making it a jack-o-lantern-lope.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 29/09/2025
Just another Monday. #cartoon #comic #art #chicken #noai #humanmade #thatComicThing
A cartoon rooster, wearing glasses. Why? Nobody knows.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 26/09/2025
I was as shocked as this rock when it gained consciousness.
a oblong river rock with a cartoon face that looks "shocked", white eyes, mouth agape. I drew this in the style of my cartoon. I might draw on more rocks.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 19/09/2025
This came from my brain. #noai #art #bunnyskull #illustration #skullandcrossbone #procreate
An cartoonish illustration of a skull with bunny ears and carrots behind the skull resembling a skull and crossbones motif with a purplish watercolor patterned background. the carrot on the right is going through the eye socket of the skull.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 15/09/2025
Shoulder angels all the way down. #comics #art #thatComicThing #ghosts #cartoon #funny #humor
A cartoon ghost with a shoulder angel ghost and shoulder devil ghost, asking the shoulder angel ghost "Why do YOU have a shoulder angel & devil?". The shoulder angel ghost, who also has their own shoulder angel ghost and shoulder devil ghost replies, "Reasons". 

Comic written and illustrated by @Raydred.com for That Comic Thing.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 14/09/2025
Homer simpson facing a thermostat reading aloud a note above it saying "Do not touch - willie". Homer then says, "good advice", before touching the thermostat.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 12/09/2025
The cookie is in denial.
A monotoned cartoon chocolate chip cookie with a semi-fake smile and a word bubble that says "Everything is just fine!".
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Raydred @raydred.com · 20/08/2025
I'm cartooning again. That Comic Thing (my comic) isn't dead, it's just taking a nap.
A cartoon (made by me, a human, not A.I.) of an anthropomorphic house, with annoyed eyes saying "It'd be nice if I were haunted".  There's a detached garage with a drive way to the right of the house. Drawn with a fountain pen on lined paper.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 07/07/2025
More wifi please!
An icon from a bathroom paper towel dispenser showing a hand, underneath what appears to be 3 curved lines resembling an upside down wifi symbol. the icon is trying to depict waving your hand to get paper towels, but all I can see is, "More wifi please!"
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Raydred @raydred.com · 25/06/2025
The culprit was caught on CCTV. A manhunt is underway to find this person.
Burgess Meredith as the Penguin in the Batman TV show (maybe the movie I'm not sure), holding a large gun that's labeled "total dehydrator" on the side.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 20/06/2025
May I no cell phone have a glass of water?
A placard with the words: 

No Cell Phone
Use, Please 

A picture of a cellphone with the "no sign" is to the right of the words.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 24/12/2024
He is the reason for the season! 🩴
A screenshot of the movie Life of Brian staring Graham Chapman as Brian carrying a large wooden crucifix.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 24/10/2024
Describe your in person social skills with an image.
Homer Simpson disappearing into a bush meme image, with his face and belly being shown.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 04/10/2024
Don Corleone writes fortune-cookies now.
A fortune cookie piece of paper, slightly torn on the right, with the words "Your kindness is surely to [be] repaid".
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Raydred @raydred.com · 15/08/2024
Leave no stone unturned.
thumbnail of Actor Gary Oldman, with a grew beard, being interviewed. The title of the thumbnail says "What Gary Oldman learned from Christ", but the text is cut off. The full title is "What Gary Oldman learned from Christopher Nolan".
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Raydred @raydred.com · 08/08/2024
Sorry everyone. I didn't know signing up for the "plus service" would cause a bankruptcy. On the plus side, I have thousands of hours of movies to watch and all the time for such.
Big red construction dumpster in the parking lot of a business park, with the words "red box +" on the side.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 03/07/2024
Little shop of horrors Movie (1986), dentist scene where the dentist (played by steve martin) is taking a drag off of the nitrous oxide gas mask.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 10/05/2024
I've found that most unsolicited calls (not scammers, legit business cold calls) end quickly when you say "I already have one". I get calls to "go solar" and I say I did and they say "Great! have a nice day" and hang up. I assume they might put me on "has <thing> already" list :)
A scene from Monty Python and the holy Grail, where King Arthur comes across a castle with french guards, and asks about the holy grail. The French knight who is guarding the castle replies "I already got one." (this isn't the correct quote from the movie but works for my meme purposes).
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Raydred @raydred.com · 03/05/2024
Here's my cat kiki. He's adorable. :)
A morning photo of my cat Kiki, basking in the sun. He is an american siamese cat, light tan fur with darker brownish-black fur around his face, ears and paws. He's lounging on a brown plastic adirondack chair.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 14/03/2024
More like "Denty Moore".
A 15oz can of Dinty moore beef stew with a massive dent near the top of this can. This can was packaged this way. This is just another example of corporations not caring about any kind of quality control. Just another fabulous day in the constant hellscape that is capitalism.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 09/01/2024
Spot on algorithm! Another crowning success! 🙃
Image 'Waynes World 2', showing Wayne and Garth looking as us, while Wayne wears a black hat with the Wayne's World logo, giving an unaware Garth bunny ears with his Left Hand.

This is a screenshot of the almighty streaming algorithm suggesting Waynes World 2 with the words "Because you watched Wayne's World".
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Raydred @raydred.com · 02/01/2024
So inspiro-ing.
An Inspirobot generated image: black and white photo of a single cyclist on a suspension bridge with the words "Don't let anybody tell you you're not average".
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Raydred @raydred.com · 01/01/2024
I blame all of you for reigniting my inspirobot habit!
An inspiro-bot generated quote; with dark text on a dark blueish-green background with the words "Do you know someone who's a doomed satan? Yes, you so. And it's you."
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Raydred @raydred.com · 01/01/2024
"Don't let no one" is driving me nuts but it's funny so I'll let it go.
Inspiring quote from "inspirobot". Image shows a young lady in a blue jacket facing a path intp a forest, with the generated quote, "Don't let no one stop your day from being mysterious. Be mental."
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Raydred @raydred.com · 28/12/2023
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2024?
Jessie Gemstone (Danny McBride) from 'The Righteous Gemstones' on a beach on a sunny day. Jessie is wearing a beach Hawaiian-esk shirt and white jeans and rose colored sunglasses, picking up a kayak oar and is about to beat someone with it. His facial expression is one of righteous power.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 24/12/2023
A Christmas Comic I made a few years ago. Enjoy!
Four panel comic : A blueish-green genie appears after a kid rubs the lamp. The kid is wearing a green plaid jacket and nice tan slacks. Smoke and magic dust surrounds the genie.

"I grant thee, wishes of three." the genie says.
"Are my parents going to get divorced?" The kid asks. 

"Uhh that's a question not a wish" the genie replies.

"Fine. I wish for two Christmases" the kid says.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 21/12/2023
Art prompt: Beaver with a fever
A beaver with big teeth walking down the sidewalk im a black leather jacket, black pants, bright red shirt. He is carrying a bucket of paint in his right hand, is wearing a gold chain, reminiscent of John Travolta's character in 'Saturday night fever".
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Raydred @raydred.com · 20/12/2023
Gene wilder in willy wonka and the chocolate factory, in  white room wearing a white suit and a brown top hat saying "Stop. Don't. Come back" in a laissez faire temperment.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 19/12/2023
Tombstone is a brand of frozen pizza and I just remembered the internet is larger than what my local stupid brain could handle :)
Image of a Tombstone frozen peperoni pizza, a common food in the United States.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 17/12/2023
My doctor suggested I take these at night to help me sleep but they taste terrible and I dont think they're working.
Two orange foam earplugs in the palm of my hand that look like pills.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 17/12/2023
When I got onto antidepressants myself, I had a similar question 🙂
Meme of Adrian Piemento on Brooklyn Nine-Nine on a ledge saying "I don't know but I'm grateful for it"
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Raydred @raydred.com · 17/12/2023
Repost with your favorite meme you've ever made
A meme I made, using a picure of me, a man with a piece of paper with a drawn on "fancy" curly mustache in front of my face with the words "I don't know how to meme, Am I meme'ing?"
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Raydred @raydred.com · 15/12/2023
Disappointed. No demons in the box despite it's labeling.
A crate & barrel box with "barrel" showing but tape over the "rr" making it look like "Ba'el", the name of a mythical demon.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 10/12/2023
Artwork, apropos of nothing.
"Fuck off you twat!" Handwritten calligraphy poster artwork. The background is a colorfully faded watercolor like pattern, with decorative ornaments above and below the text.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 04/12/2023
[ inaudible ]
George Santos with mouth agape, surrounded by press and cameras.
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Raydred @raydred.com · 03/12/2023
10 years ago I made this strip, and now Hall and Oates are suing each other. Coincidence?! Yes, very much so.
#49 comic strip from my comic "That Comic Thing". Daryl Hall and John Oates are sitting at a diner booth eating breakfast. Daryl Hall is eating pancakes when John Oates says, "Look Daryl, we need a name for the band...". They both look out the window and see a bilboard that says, "eat delicious Haulin' Oates cereal".
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Raydred @raydred.com · 27/11/2023
These taste nothing like Donots.
A joke picture of me, attempting to put "silica gel" pouch on my tongue. I've misunderstood the warning "do not eat" as "donot eat". It tastes nothing like donuts. (Again, This is a joke and no Darrels were harmed in the making of this joke. Also, don't really eat silica gel pouches. They are very toxic.)
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Raydred @raydred.com · 25/11/2023
Me, looking at normal things on TikTok.
Scene from 'Mad max: Fury road' with Max (Tom Hardy) pointing, but instead of saying "That's bait", he's saying "That's cake".
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Raydred @raydred.com · 23/11/2023
Me, walking into my family's food-holiday
A scene from Brooklyn Nine-Nine with Adrian Piemento (played by Jason Mantzoukas) and Captain Raymond Holt (Played by Andre Braugher) at a bar, holding broken bottles pointed at the barkeeper Hank (played by Kevin Dorff) while Piemento shouts, "PUT ON THE DOG SHOW HANK!".
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